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...have a lookout?
'Connect through Sweden... https://www.relakks.com/?cid=gb'
Sweden's government is currently proposing to monitor all cross-border traffic, so that might not work for much longer. However, unlike the UK, the Swedish public have been outraged by the prospect of being snooped on, the government has been hit hard, a senior intelligence official has stood down in protest, and they've even upset their neighbours in Norway.
Over here, business as usual amongst the public - Jaaaade, Posh, Becks, Corrie...
Keith Vaz is one of the most unbearably pompous people in that Thamesside gothic monstrosity full of unbearably pompous people. He's never short of something to say about a subject of which he knows nothing. Only this week he leaked a private conversation with Boris Johnson and denounced a movie which he admitted he hadn't see; so getting some publicity on the back of a game which he won't have played is just par for the course.
Only commit complicated crimes.
'It's in space,'
'and is weightless,'
'therefore has no inertia.'
[Flicks piece of chalk] See me after school and write 'Inertia is a function of mass not of weight.' one-hundred times.
Professor Nutt was also forced by Whacky-going-on-actively-dangerous Jacqui to make a public apology for his comparison of risks. Not that he'd got the statistics wrong, but because they didn't agree with her own beliefs.
Forward to the glorious Stalinist future!
'won't somebody Think of the children?'
You're confusing teachers with Catholic priests.
Be careful Lester.
You (exclusively) reveal the literally unbelievable evidence by harnessing a mashup between Google Earth and PlayMobil...
Days later, Hans Beck, the beloved creator of everyone's favourite toy is found mysteriously dead aged a mere 79...
Now this palpably false cover story???
Just be careful when walking to the local tonight. In the meantime I'm still working on my theory that the wind turbine was powering an underground Tibetan city occupied by the self-same Nazi zombies that kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
Anyone up for a spot of whaling? Free-range, organic heating fuel and all the corsets you could want.
And gave them the reason that Phorm was an imposition too far. A couple of days later I got a follow-up to check the MAC code migration was going smoothly and the BT person asked me why I was leaving. So I told them.
'Yes I understand,' she replied, 'you do know a lot of ISPs are going to be doing the same thing?' When I said I did know that and had chosen one without Phorm her reply came as a pleasant surprise. 'Well you've explained it very clearly to me and I can see why you might be upset. I'm osrry we've let you down on this matter.'
My switch should have taken place this afternoon, so hopefully the house hasn't burned down and I have working broadband.
Rename grey squirrel meat as 'spruce venison' and watch it fly off the shelves at Waitrose.
Either they'll be very short, or come with extremely long extension cords.
Just when a standard of sorts is being agreed amongst Book publishers, it's a huge shame that Amazon haven't incorporated ePub support in Kindle 2.0. Right now, Kindle is more of a closed system than SONY!
Let's hope the wireless module can be made compatible with European 3G networks.
Nice looking piece of kit though, very Apple, right down to the product shots.
And it's still for the US only and there's no ePub support - possibly the most tied device since the original iPod.
I wonder which of the big old names will go first - SGI or Sun? Two companies who were the hottest properties a decade or more ago, now it's hard to see what they're for.
One of those buggers - except it was about a mile high - menaced Moonbase Alpha in Space 1999 sometime during my childhood.
Lots of stuff blew up.
There's something about those images that doesn't ring true, is it the lighting? nope... is Paris' complexion a little too perfect - surely not.
Aha! It's obvious in retrospect - the supposed President Sarkozy is far too tall next to Gordon Ramsey.
I'm shocked the Register could stoop to faking pictures. I'm withholding my licence fee in protest.
1: Switch-on electro-death cannon;
2: EMP wipes every hard disk on the ship;
3: Reinstall Windows for Warships (Ultimate Edition);
So if we'd released intelligence documents showing complicity in torture the Americans would have blocked intelligence collaboration. What could Britain do so the US wouldn't retaliate?
Apart from growing a pair of balls, let's see.
We could close all those 'RAF' bases America has in the UK for gathering electronic data. We could say Fylingdales and Menwith Hill will be closed immediately and scupper National Missile Defense in a stroke, we could end the lease of Diego Garcia and cripple the US in Iraq...
You know, it almost makes me wish Thatcher was still in charge, she tore a strip off Dubya's dad was equivocating over the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait and reduced Reagan to jelly when he invaded Grenada.
This lot? Well the word 'quisling' keeps coming to mind.
Any chance the courts can ban red rosettes on otherwise perfectly-normal looking adults? Because if they don't, the next time I see a Labour candidate I might not be responsible for my actions.
It's been suggested that oxygen might have been up to 35% of the atmosphere which would put it well above the level where fire becomes a real threat even in the soggiest conditions. But, in the absence of any trapped atmospheric samples from the Carboniferous, this is an extrapolation from modern insect physiognomy.
Unsigned 64 time wraps at some point on December 4, 292,277,026,596. If they start right now and work through the nights, EDS might be able to get the Child Support Agency computers ready.
'...made suitable for the Welsh, the colour-blind and the synaesthetic alike.'
That's a BRILLIANT idea - I want my ID card to sound like banana flavour. And I won't be happy if it's not.
Let's put some Gaelic on them as well.
And just for the sake of total inclusiveness - can I ask for a line or two of Icelandic (and a handy pronunciation guide)? No particular reason, I just like all the extra letters and exciting accents.
This is stupid and shows Microsoft have still learning nothing from THEIR OWN 'If Microsoft Made the iPod' video. Apple get it right. Consumers have a single version, no confusion.
If Microsoft want to have different levels of experience then ship a single disk and build a smart installer that works with the user when they first put the disk in the drive, ask them questions about their use of the computer, their network connection and have a look to see what the computer can do. Make a recommendation of what will be installed - WHICH THE USER CAN ACCEPT OR ALTER - then install. If they later want to put more in or take stuff out, they put the disk back in the drive and work through the installer.
Just to let Steve B know, my consultancy rates are very affordable and I won't insist on more than the one Aston.
Is immediately give MPs huge privacy rights (to protect them from terrorists, paedophiles and anyone wondering what the f-ck they do for their money) and promise to extend the same rights to the rest of us...
...just as soon as a select committee of MPs can report on the effectiveness of the law - should take no more than a couple of decades.
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The system returned:
(111) Connection refused
Hey Ray, have you beamed up into a microchip without me?
Does that mean Playmobil offer a 'traumatising violence' range?
I second Mark's request for a sensitive reconstruction of the funeral for those of us, (unlike Optimus Prime), who won't be able to make it.
...this *IS* an Eee article - so where is she?
Has anyone other than the Iranians tracked the satellite yet?
They wouldn't be the first country to claim to have put something into orbit but failed to do so. In 1998, North Korea, that other workers' paradise, claimed to have orbited Kwangmyongsong-1 playing proletarian toe-tappers such as "Song of General Kim Il Sung" and "Song of General Kim Jong Il". Despite millions of people twiddling their radio knobs to pick up these heady tunes, not a whisper was ever heard and it is believed that the launch was either just a missile test or that the satellite never reached orbital velocity.
Speaking of our fun-loving Stalinist friends, I see they're planning on making things in Asia just a bit more exciting than they were already:
No it's not. The first test of Ares 1 is due in 2011.
'No politician anywhere on the planet knows what security is. You might ask "Well, why do they keep layering on so-called "security", adding complexity, thus ensuring that it isn't even close to secure?" Good question ...'
My guess. They think that computer security is like door locks. A door with two locks is more secure than one, so in the simple world of a politician, the same must apply to computers. And no IT provider staring billions in the eyes is going to dissuade them of that are they?
'Failed to connect'
Not the ridiculous timescale, but the drawing.
When NASA wanted to get Joe Sixpack interested in space they went to Colliers and commissioned magnificent works of art of Werner von Braun's dreams (the ones that didn't involve screaming starving slaves). When Britain was still in the space race, kids could see the Blue Streak wedged in the middle of their Eagle comics with every part from the 0.075" thruster grommit lovingly labelled and described.
The we got Gerry Anderson hacking Airfix tanks into Eagles, UFO Interceptors and strange purple wigs. Space was exciting, and - in the case of 'UFO', slightly kinky.
Not even a whiff of dry ice.
I wouldn't give them a penny until they come up with the X100 Fireblade-Eins - a swoopy thing depicted roaring out of Heathrow in BOAC colours in an artwork so exciting it will moisten even the stoniest of Euro gussets.
Then they can have a squillion quid. Just so long as Richard Branson isn't allowed anywhere near it.
Andy Burnham is so far up the music industry's arse that he could be their dentist.
BTW. Does he remind anyone else of Una Stubb's timeless interpretation of Aunt Sally in Worzel Gummage?
(Warning twin tw*t action)
The on-screen Interface to the Zune is beautiful and much, much better than the original iPod's. BUT the case is big and chunky and you can't get past the first impression it is an inferior iPod clone.
But the real killer was the iPhone / iPod Touch transformed the market; with nothing similar, Zune just looked old fashioned.
I do like the twin-shot moulding process that gives the case two colours. Shame it wasn't utilised by a company with any taste. I mean - brown???
...make every computer in government run Linux and even the simplest tasks will become so complex and time consuming there won't be any time left over for any Orwellian projects.
All these years and I felt so alone in hating Absolutely Fabulous - and The Vicar of Dibley, and only Fools and Horses, and The Royle Family, and Little Britain...
With the password attached on a yellow PostIt note.
'That most of the people at DARPA dont care if it is death tech or not, just as long as it is "outside the box".'
All very true, but it does rather beg the question - 'what are DARPA projects delivered in, if they're already outside of the box?'
Doesn't mean they're not getting into the netbook market, it means that nothing out there right now is what they think a netbook should be like. Just like the way Apple considered phones before the iPhone to be "inferior".
...to the tricky question. 'Who's dumber - Paris or Jordan?'
Thanks to her comprehensive energy policy, Paris is the brains of the outfit.
I'm not even American, but I'm more than willing to offer my half-baked, left-field, crazy-ass ideas to DARPA in exchange for a warm patriotic glow, a moderately ludicrous salary, a Corvette and a secret volcano lair.
For instance, perfecting my economy-saving stealth manatee will only cost a few billion...
...and an Aston Martin...
...and Iceland ('cos how many other countries tell you what they're like on the label?)
...so wants one of these.
Will 'Captain Scarlet' style backwards-facing seats be a build-to-order option?
'I recently bough a TV off them with a 5 year warranty. I guess that is now not worth the email it's written on :('
You're okay if it's a manufacturer's warranty - in which case as long as the maker is in business you're okay; or if ED sold another company's policy. If there's another name on the policy give them a ring and see if you're covered. You're only absolutely screwed if it was an ED extended warranty.
The discrepancy is that Trident is a MIRV missile - that is one mind-bendingly expensive missile can do the work of half a dozen older ones, by deploying multiple warheads which each steer their way to a city of *YOUR* choosing.
Honestly, what's not love?
Each Trident missile can carry up to eight warheads which means you could use one to blow up most of London, Birmingham, Glasgow, Liverpool, Leeds, Sheffield and Edinburgh and still have one left over for Milton Keynes (just because).
How cool is that???
It killed off the awesomely beautiful TSR-2.
If M&S started selling y-fronts with built in catalytic converters they'd crack the greenhouse emissions problem *AND* cut down on bad smells.
Because I can remember the concept of rights as being a positive thing - what you're allowed to do, what you are protected from, that sort of thing.
But now under NewLab rights have become the things you aren't allowed to do on the grounds you'll either upset a squillionaire or become a terrorist.
Come on Reg, we want mockup images complete with totty.