Surprisingly no quote from Ann Elk (Miss) who has a new theory about the brontosaurus.
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'If only there was a way of creating some sort of invisible fence by some simple means like laying a wire in the ground.'
Or the IR beacons Roomba already uses.
The European Court of Auditor, which is an independent body, signed off EC accounts every year between 2007 and 2013. They certified them as legal, regular and reliable as well as free of material error.
They did criticise an error rate of about 5% in the 2013 budget, but errors are NOT fraud, instead its where EU money is spent without applying the appropriate regulations. And almost all of the errors were caused by national governments, not the EU.
Speaking of abdicating responsibilities
Someone at Apple should have told Sir Jonny that he wasn't an interface designer so we could have avoided the skinny fonted, is that a fucking button or a label? why is that written in red when it's not a warning? car crash that is iOS8.
Re: Maybe Toba catastropohe 70,000 years ago was connected to this.
They can't have caused gravitational havoc in the Solar System for the simple reason that the Solar System remains stable. The models used by the authors predict that it had minimal effects on the Oort Cloud which is much closer and much more weakly bound to the Sun than the Earth, so there would have been an utterly neglible effect here on Earth.
Toba erupted because that's what calderas do. It's big, but it's not even in the top ten caldera events known in the geological record let alone the numerous flood basalts out there which make Toba look like a firecracker.
Re: 0.8AU or 0.8 Light Years?
The Oort Cloud is bound to the Sun so its outer limit is considered the edge of the Solar System, that's currently thought to be between 0.8 and 1 light year out, so yep, this was inside the Solar System.
Re: Slightly baffled by aurora comments
Mars has almost no global magnetic field, but there are a number of localised magnetic anomalies on the planet, presumably locked in place when the core solidified. ESA spotted aurorae in 2005 over the southern hemisphere and they seem to be associated with known anomalies.
I wonder if Prof Cyborg will deign to publish his results in a peer-reviewed journal, or whether this will be another one of his media friendly press releases that never seems to get into the formal literature.
Re: Child abuse!
Parents are still allowed to opt their children out of sex ed in school.
I'd love to see a follow-up study to see if there is any correlation between kids taken out of sex ed and their incidence of teenage pregnancy or STD infection.
Re: Give some credit where it is deue [sic]
This is part of the EU's internal market towards lowering barriers and increasing competition - it should be a capitalist's wet dream.
Re: Good time to invest...
Don Draper is such an amateur compared to De Beers.
Americans traditionally bought smaller, lower quality diamonds than Europeans and then only the wealthiest part of the population. Solution, give diamonds to movie stars and suggest the giving of a diamond ring was necessary for an engagement in the plot. Soon, a diamond engagement ring - preferably on from De Beers - became associated with romance. This was repeated in Japan and now in China by prominent adverts showing beautiful women (wearing diamonds) pursuing Western lifestyles rather than traditional, tragically diamondless lives.
They seeded the press with stories about the size of diamonds given to the rich and famous, ensure members of the royal family visit diamond mines and receive diamonds from De Beers. All accompanied by lovely photographs of course.
Post war, De Beers sent 'educators' into American schools to teach girls about diamonds and their history. At the same time they invented a new colour 'diamond white' which was associated with only the highest value diamonds.
Their slogan, 'A diamond is forever' - not so much a statement of its stability, but implying that it would be wrong to sell a diamond you've been given so promoting new diamond sales rather than old ones.
Too many small, low-quality diamonds from the Soviet Union threatening to disrupt the market or off-cuts of gemstones which would otherwise go to industry? Sign an agreement to act as the sole supplier to the West of Soviet stones and invent the eternity ring. Size isn't important, but a 'perfect' diamond is.
God only knows what they're dreaming up now.
Re: Banned until money
I think you're being too kind to the UK, there's a reason the UK has staked a huge claim on Antarctica - and it isn't because we like penguins.
Re: Happy To Oblige
Not if voices on the Right have their way. When even mainstream Tory thinking is that the Human Rights Act is a dangerous irrelevance I don't think we can look forward to a golden age of personal rights.
'(that *we* elected, in case you missed that) '
Was this in any manifesto commitment (okay stop laughing), or was it just something Cameron implemented after the Mail started beating up on him?
Re: Pretty nifty way to take out any site that you fancy huh?
Daily Mail surely?
A daily shite-tsunami of borderline pornography, scaremongering, objectification of women, borderline paedophilia (the 'all grown up' trope), hate-mongering and abuse of the English language.
They also demanded filtering, so it seems only fair to put them behind one. Can all BT Internet customers get together and start demanding the site is blocked?
Re: Censorship is alive and well in Britian
'Whatever you tell it to. '
Trans: Whatever the people with money tell it to.
Re: 'thought leadership'?
It's been spreading relentlessly after metastasising at the heart of the BBC; it can usually be found beating up the English language in conjunction with the chilling phrases 'blue skies thinking' and 'innovative leadership'.
Re: Big Trak
My dad was a saint getting my first train set up and running. There's no small amount of preparation involved in putting together Hornby OO for an impatient child when you share the house with a very enthusiastic labrador.
Re: Biscuit size and memory...
This is so very deserving of research funding.
And possibly insulin.
Are those the ones that were used for the really rather cool communicators in Space 1999?
Re: Spectrum of that water?
My guess is that it's too faint to get any spectroscopic analysis done from Earth let alone the tiny concentrations of the other stuff floating around in the water.
ESA's JUICE mission which is scheduled for 2022 will perform detailed analyses of the Galilean moons including trying to get thicknesses of their crusts and in Europa's case identifying organic molecules on the surface to see if they are anything other than products of UV light on methane.
Re: The Americans must love asymmetric warfare
This is just the Mark I which exists mainly to justify follow-on contracts.
Following a lone sniper attack on the lorry Boeing will go along to the DoD and ask for funding for an improved Mark II that will be only very slightly more expensive and contain a slightly less obvious fatal flaw.
Odd coming from Feinstein
That's precious time when people could be making phone calls for her friends in the NSA to tap.
Re: Britain has led the way
One thing Britain still doesn't have is the venture capital community that you find in Silicon Valley or Cambridge, MA. Had this idea been developed in the US it would have been possible to find a group of investors who either had the specialist knowledge, or knew the people who did, to make a decision on whether this was worth funding. Silicon Valley keeps going because its where brilliant ideas meet an avalanche of money.
The photo of the plane on the apron is horrifying. The exhaust is probably cleaner than the air going in.
Levels "strict", "moderate" and "light"
Not "strict", "naughty boy" and "spanking"?
Re: we'd use far more energy getting there and back
Doctor Who's 'Invisible Enemy' had one of those on Titan, where Earth was menaced by a giant prawn in cahoots with Mr Bronson after he was infected by terrifying eyebrows.
The Clinton White House had a plan to take 50 tonnes of plutonium from each of the American and Russian stockpiles to blend into MOX fuel for PWRs. IIRC the Bush White House cancelled the plan.
In a 2000 agreement, the US said it would turn 75% of its plutonium stockpile into MOX which would be consumed in PWRs, but not reprocessed. The rest would be blended into reactor waste and vitrified, this was cancelled around 2000 and the MOX plant is still under construction.. The US also agreed to help the Russians build a MOX plant to dispose of 34 tonnes of their plutonium, but the cost rose from about $3 billion to more than $18 billion. So far the Russians have paid for their MOX plant from their own money.
In 2010, the US agreed an amendment to the 2000 agreement that will allow the Russians to turn their plutonium into fuel for two demonstration fast neutron reactors that are under construction with the stipulation it will not reprocess any spent fuel from the reactors before all 34 tonnes have been passed through the plants.
US plutonium is kept at Pantex near Amarillo in Texas and at Savannah River, Georgia. Not sure about the Russian plutonium.
France offered to sell a MOX plant to the US, but was refused. Both Britain and France have (mostly) operational MOX facilities largely designed for exporting fuel to Japan which was suspended, but which has now resumed, following the Fukushima meltdowns.
BTW. A large amount of the highly enriched uranium in the Megatons to Megawatts programme actually came from Soviet era nuclear submarine fuel which was often enriched to over 90% so that the core could be made smaller and quieter.
Re: Federal Toilet Paper Regulations
'Issue Tissue' - awesome.
God only knows what damage bureaucrats who set minimum splinter levels in toilet paper could do if they were let loose on important stuff.
Re: FFS IDS
That would have required Hell to send out for gritting lorries.
Re: One million lines of code
They may well have used the same rigorous testing procedures as RBS.
What you've got to hope from the one hour taster is that they have enjoyed themselves writing something that sort-of worked that they think another hour's commitment might be worth it, and then another hour's and another...
So the question is - what happens to those people who get to the end of the hour and want to continue but aren't ready for unstructured, unsupervised learning?
They might never make software engineers or build an app, but if they learn that they can program a bit and get the computer to do something for them then that's worth trying.
They're still going? Though by the sounds of it only the three letters are in common with their origins.
Sigh, no more pretty boxes.
Re: Model M
Lovely things. I had a Mattias Touch Pro on my office Mac which had the same microswitched keys - accurate, fast and it even had all the character accents printed on it - and then they moved us to an open plan office.
I would have happily kept it, but the rest of the building didn't like a sound akin to the skeleton fight from the Jason and the Argonauts soundtrack.
Re: Glasshole killer app involves dog turds
And adverts, lots and lots of adverts - it is Google after all.
Re: North Pole
The storm is down to atmospheric circulation just as the Antarctic has a large circumpolar vortex, so it's not magnetic.
You're quite right, Saturn has very little temperature difference between the equator and poles because most of its atmospheric heat is coming from an internal (poorly understood going on 'no bloody idea') heat source.
Re: Nice idea
Kerosene does give a good light, but as the article says, it is hazardous to use, the smoke alone is a killer even if it is used 'safely'. And it is very expensive. We might complain here about the price of petrol as oil prices go up, but for very poor people reliant on kerosene the rises have been crippling, which is on top of countries phasing out subsidies for kerosene as part of their economic reforms.
Good luck to them with this project. As someone said above, if it means a kid can learn or just enjoy a book after dark, it's worth the money.
'a wet cubic yard of compost'
A very useful unit - thank-you!
And 'a wet cubic yard of compost' is pretty much what most American cars are made of.
Re: Resolved? I think not.
I wonder if RBS's issues with IT are down to the multitude of other banks it gobbled up, presumably each with their own special flavour of software?
Re: Guns won't work, so let's look at alternatives...
Labradors and strategically planted trampolines.
How much does a Sidewinder missile run to these days?
Is it just me?
Or would any one else buy the astronomy book just to feel better about every decent comet being in the southern hemisphere, eclipses clouded over and the aurora buggering off somewhere else for the evening?
Are they the same ones offering the all-you-can-eat polonium buffet?
'an attempt to find methane and other signatures of life'
Methane isn't necessarily created by biology, whilst most of it here on Earth is bacterial, some is produced abiogenically in geothermal areas.
The aim of this mission is to try and locate where the Martian methane is coming from as it appears to be largely localised into plumes. The second aim is to see if there are other gases associated with the plumes as these would help explain its origins. Again here on Earth, biological methane tends to be associated with tiny amounts of ethane, whilst geothermal methane is emitted along with sulfur dioxide.
But hats off to the Indians if they can first of all get to Mars and then find methane at levels of parts per billion and report the findings back across a couple of hundred million kilometres when I can't find my bloody headphones...
'Sorry, can't come to the argument-ridden Thanksgiving meal with relatives I don't like - I have to launch a rocket,' is possibly the best excuse anyone could have.
You'd have thought more money would be forthcoming
With the knowledge 7 million people in the country aren't having their emails read by GCHQ - they could be up to anything.
So only slightly more than a Monster Cable.
Still trying to get my head round the thought that Dixons is the last word in luxury electronics purchases.
Nickel + high pressure hydrogen?
Don't know if it'll make limitless energy, but it'll make excellent Stork margarine.
Re: Misleading title
Oh I'd forgotten about the Diana movie. Will anyone here fess up to having seen it - or will we just have to take Naomi Watts word that Diana's ghost was very happy with it?
Re: Won't someone think of the CHILDREN?
Immigrant spider at that. The Mail's crack arachnid team is no doubt anxiously watching house prices and cancer admissions in the area.