* Posts by Mike Richards

3615 posts • joined 28 Feb 2007

Sky loses pub footy case

Mike Richards

Waiting for the News International response

Even now the finest minds of the Murdoch press will be trying to retain Sky viewers with a hearts and minds campaign based around a high-minded concept such as 'foreign telly gives you AIDS'.

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Photo loss blogger to Flickr: You're f*cking kidding

Mike Richards

Trashcan

It does seem odd that suspended accounts aren't moved to a trashcan pending deletion. Flickr could send the registered user a notification that there is something suspicious about the account. if they don't respond within (chooses random number) seven days then the account is deleted permanently. If they reply, an arbitration process begins.

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Official: PhD in 'Essential Oils' or 'Natural Toiletries' = 'a Scientist'

Mike Richards

True boffins

I'm also certain that a real boffin has a pipe and performs jaw-dropping breakthroughs in a shed. (This of course rules out Americans from true boffinry)

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Neal's Yard - charlatans

These are the people who were perfectly happy to sell homeopathic 'remedies' for malaria - a product that offers absolutely no defence against what can be a crippling, or even fatal, condition. Later, they were invited to discuss their products and ethics with possibly the least hostile audience imaginable - Guardian readers - and it all went horribly pear shaped:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/ethicallivingblog/2009/may/26/you-ask-neals-yard-remedies?INTCMP=SRCH

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Murdoch, The Daily, and life without the web

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Not just you

If you listen to Murdoch v.2 you quickly realise he didn't get his position by being best at his job. That's the weakness of NI, too few people being brought in from outside to come up with new ideas. They're wedded to pay-TV and paywalls and really don't have a plan B.

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Apple tosses Sony iBooks rival from iTunes

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Sony eBooks

The idea of an eBook app is nice, but Sony don't have the infrastructure to deliver the same experience as buying through Kindle. With Kindle, if you buy the book on iOS it is also immediately available on your PC, Mac and your Kindle when you get it.

The Sony readers in the UK don't have WiFi and Sony don't even deliver their own content in Britain. So if you bought an eBook on your iPhone, you probably could get it on to your reader when you buy one of their very nice piece of hardware.

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Ten... wireless keyboards

Mike Richards

Mattias Tactile Pro

A fabulous Mac keyboard with microswitches under the keys. I've never been able to type as fast as with this beast, but had to retire it when we moved to an open plan office as the clickity-clackety sound could be heard on the other side of the building.

It's USB with two USB unpowered sockets and weighs a ton. A really nice touch is that all the alternate symbols are also marked on the keyboard, so it's easy to find all those weird accents less fortunate languages insist on using.

You have to hunt them down in the UK, but if you're a Mac user who likes a proper keyboard they're hard to beat.

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MSI Windows webpad goes on sale

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WindPad?

Sounds like a cushion filled with activated-charcoal.

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Sci/tech doctorate protects you from unemployment – in the US

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Another difference between the US and the UK

They still have thriving engineering and science sectors in their economy, we have openings for mortgage brokers, pizza delivery boys and the insanely large number of people required to sell Sky TV packages in shopping centres.

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Gatwick Airport security swoops on 3-inch rifle

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" There are lots of reasons an item could be prevented from going through security."

I dare you to give one that won't reduce me to tears of laughter in this context.

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Your call is not important to us

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Amazon

Their 'call me back' facility on the customer service pages is quite simply brilliant. I've never waited more than 30 seconds for the call back and then no more than a few more moments until I'm speaking to someone who can fix the problem.

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Antique Nimrod subhunters scrapped – THANK GOODNESS!

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Crap plane - but...

Comparing the price of the development of the Nimrod to the price of a new Orbiter is misleading as it ignores the huge amounts of money NASA sunk into designing the Shuttle in the first place.

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UK tech retailers are rubbish

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Not just Richer Sounds

Comet are especially evil in this regard. They carry Monster cables - and we all know what good value for money they aren't - and bully customers into buying them with a TV. My parents got scammed for £60 for component cables (and were told this was a special offer because they were buying a table) - when both their DVD player and TV had HDMI.

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If you really need a SCART cable

Drop round my place and I can give you a dustbin bag full of them.

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Videogame TRAINS TERRORISTS, yells pundit

Mike Richards

Well I don't need any more evidence than that

It's quite clear that MW2 also inspired time-travelling terrorists to attack Vienna and Rome airports in 1985:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_and_Vienna_airport_attacks

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Bookeen CyBook Orizon

Mike Richards

PRS-650

Any chance of a comparison with Sony's top-end eBook reader which has the same screen? From the photos the Sony is better looking, but it'd be nice to know about the usability.

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China plans city 'twice the size of Wales'

Mike Richards

Size of Wales

Is a bit arbitrary really. Do you mean the size of Wales as seen from above, or the size of Wales if you ironed it properly (in which case it is considerably larger than Greenland*)

* which isn't as large as you think it is.

I'm really not helping am I?

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The Last Airbender up for nine Razzies

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You're forgetting the Expendables

Easily the worst movie of last year.

It's like someone had 1980s action movies explained to them through interpretive dance, then commissioned a script from a slumming chimp, got it directed by someone who might have trouble using a flip, lit by a blind man and the sound recorded through treacle.

Never have so many steroids been shot to so little effect.

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Gates, Woz, and the last 2,000 years of computing

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ENIAC first????

Hasn't it been agreed by everyone outside the US that ENIAC was preceded by the all-electronic Colossus (which was also binary - something ENIAC wasn't)? The Zuse machines and the ABC preceded both, but contained mechanical components.

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Massive US rocket sends top-secret cargo into space

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'yesterday's delivery is likely to have gone into a high-angle polar track'

DID go into a high-angle polar track. If it had been in any other inclination it would have dumped boosters and spent stages on the US.

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Duke Nukem Forever release date revealed

Mike Richards

[GRIN]

They're aiming for Fall 2007.

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End of the line for ID cards

Mike Richards

Somewhere...

ex Identity Card Minister Meg Hillier is crouched in her bunker, ID card in one hand, pearl-handled revolver in the other 'They'll never take my card. Never I tell you!'

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Lush website hack 'exposes credit card details'

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Unencrypted car details?

I hope someone is recreationally fired for that mistake.

I *think* if the card issuers find the data has not been held securely they can not only force Lush to cover the losses, but they can refuse to offer card services to the company.

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Boffins sex pterodactyls at last

Mike Richards

Pterodactyl???? Never trust spokespeople, they know not what they write

Darwinopterus is a genus in the pterosaur order. Pterodactyls are another genus in the same order but belong to a completely different family.

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FAA to pilots: Expect 'unreliable or unavailable' GPS signals

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Can't wait for the headlines

Bearing in mind both disruptions are in areas famed for their wackos we should expect some hilarious news stories.

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NASA nano-satellite belatedly ejects from orbiting mothership

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If only...

...they'd had the foresight to put a little Playmobilnaut aboard.

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Gov will spend £400k to destroy ID card data

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Should have crowdsourced it

I'm sure a whole lot of people here would have brought their own sledgehammers and done it for free just for the reward of making David Blunkett cry.

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Brazilian cult condemns USB

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'because blue is the colour of Jesus' eyes'

Really, are there a lot of good Jewish boys from Nazareth with blue eyes?

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BBC rebuilds Civilisation in HD

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35mm remastering

If they've done it with 'The Prisoner' maybe they'll do it with 'The Avengers' which was also shot on 35mm.

Sorry the thought of Diana Rigg in HD has left me utterly incapable of working for the rest of the day.

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Big fan of 'Earth Story'

Not only was it gorgeous (and at the time cutting edge geology). But they were very clever with Aubrey Manning as a presenter. He openly admitted he didn't know much about geology, but didn't go down the more common route of acting like a cretin. Here was a smart guy using his knowledge of a different area of science to explore another.

BTW. Does Brian Cox's constant smile freak other Regitards as much as it does me?

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To be fair to Iain Stewart

At least he's a geologist.

The BBC is usually much happier to embark on 'celebrity led journeys of discovery'*, just think back to the buttock clenchingly awful episode of Horizon with Alan bloody Davies. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that'll follow that up with Barbara Windsor's Quest for the Higgs Boson.

* their words not mine. It was used in cold blood at a pitching meeting I once attended.

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Raygun dreadnought project reports 'remarkable breakthrough'

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Last paragraph

Is genius.

Although are we limited to shark-deployed weapons? Would one of the members of Tylosaurinae (15m of pure bloody-minded viciousness) make a better platform ?

Or even a brachiosaur with water wings.

Just so long as this wouldn't delay the delivery of my pet dinosaur.

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Lame Stuxnet worm 'full of errors', says security consultant

Mike Richards

Maybe it isn't as good as it could have been because...

...it had to be ready by a certain day?

Such as the day before the Israelis started bombing.

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Boeing customers spy distant Dreamliner

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Chevrons on the engines

They're there help reduce engine noise.

As mentioned above the 'Top Gear' jumbo was a prop on Casino Royale where its undercarriage and engines were mated to a CGI upper.

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Police DNA test plan to put off prostitutes' punters

Mike Richards

Wow!

Someone who makes ACPO look rational.

Speaking of ACPO, I was very surprised recently to learn that they're not a statutory body. For all the press attention they get and access to ministers, they are nothing more than a private company. It's also exempt from the Freedom of Information Act.

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Who are the biggest electric car liars - the BBC, or Tesla Motors?

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Fast charging

Some of the information about charging is out of date. Nissan have already announced a fast charge for the LEAF which will take it from flat to 80% charge in less than half an hour.

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Ace Reg reporter in career suicide shock

Mike Richards

Good luck Chris

You have a monumental task ahead of you with the Telegraph's tech pages which appear to be aimed at users of - well the telegraph actually with articles that alternate between 'can it ever be acceptable for women to use a home telephone?' and 'Steven Fry says this is the best thing ever - so it is'.

So are you the Reg's very own trojan horse on Fleet Street? A stealthy replacement of the Telegraph's journalists by the likes of yourself, Lester, Lewis and of course the very lovely Moderatrix would be guaranteed to raise the blood pressure of elderly conservatives everywhere.

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Special Ops satellite-bitchslapping hydrogen strato cruiser flies

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Why hydrogen?

Is there something special about hydrogen which makes it the only suitable fuel for such a mission?

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Dixons warns on crap Christmas

Mike Richards

They're bigger than that

Have you already forgotten that they are 'the greatest electrical store in our galaxy':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ODFqZBoAPc

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WH Smith

Just one of those stores I kind of wonder how it's still in business.

Every time I go into one they seem to have added another disparate line of products. First it was chocolate bars, then it became pick 'n mix, now Krispy Kreme. All of which have been accommodated by as you say - crunching magazines so tightly together you can't see anything - assuming of course they haven't randomly moved all the shelves around.

Books? Nope, if it isn't a Twilight book, a sleb autobiography or on Richard and Judy's list you aren't going to find it. Music - forget it, DVDs - how much??? Blu-Ray - what's that?

They must be existing solely on the profits on Lottery scratch cards and chocolate oranges (which are crap since Terry's got taken over, but that's another rant entirely).

See also Boots.

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Assange vows to drop 'insurance' files on Rupert Murdoch

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America - never short of terrorist threats

So they're now detaining people coming from that hothouse of fundamentalist reasonableness - Iceland.

Watch out Finland, you'll be next.

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Airbus secures whopping 180 plane deal

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Sharklets?

What a fabulous new word. I plan to use it every day.

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China's 'stealth fighter' flies – brown trouser time, or not?

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Maybe it's not aimed at the US

China has any number of border disputes with non-aligned countries - most especially with Vietnam and India. How would the J-20 compare to their latest aircraft should Beijing decide that these matters need to be resolved without resorting to diplomacy?

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Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot

Mike Richards

Presumably

This dildo came with an enormous seven-segment LED display and beep-beep-beeped its way down to the suitably explosive climax.

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Video games go off quicker than tomatoes

Mike Richards

Good point

The comparison completely ignores the fact that video games are also 'fashionable' - there's a huge demand to have the game on day 1 and its appeal drops off fairly quickly afterwards. A couple of months later there is essentially no demand for the game whereas a car will remain desirable for longer (unless its a Toyota in which case it never was)

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Microsoft 'maintenance' blocks Hotmail

Mike Richards

Hold on...

...there are people who *pay* for Hotmail addresses?

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BT confirms broadband upgrades for rotten boroughs

Mike Richards

In other news

BT confirms that each household or street will be connected by fibre to the local exchange which will continue to be linked to the national network by a piece of damp string.

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In-flight fight for stubborn iPhone-loving teen

Mike Richards

Offence?

Isn't it a Federal offence to refuse reasonable requests from the cabin crew such as switching off electronic devices?

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Labour moots using speed cameras to reward law-abiding drivers

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Ah New Labour - it's like you've never been away

It's taken them a few months, but credit to New Labour for coming up with another incredibly intrusive scheme for obtaining information from perfectly innocent people.

Next - CCTV camera records to be analysed to reward people who don't walk on the cracks in the pavement.

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National Identity Card holding chumps have buyer's remorse

Mike Richards

But whilst we're trying this approach

Will the government compensate me for buying an HD-DVD player?

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