3578 posts • joined 28 Feb 2007
Is there something special about hydrogen which makes it the only suitable fuel for such a mission?
They're bigger than that
Have you already forgotten that they are 'the greatest electrical store in our galaxy':
Just one of those stores I kind of wonder how it's still in business.
Every time I go into one they seem to have added another disparate line of products. First it was chocolate bars, then it became pick 'n mix, now Krispy Kreme. All of which have been accommodated by as you say - crunching magazines so tightly together you can't see anything - assuming of course they haven't randomly moved all the shelves around.
Books? Nope, if it isn't a Twilight book, a sleb autobiography or on Richard and Judy's list you aren't going to find it. Music - forget it, DVDs - how much??? Blu-Ray - what's that?
They must be existing solely on the profits on Lottery scratch cards and chocolate oranges (which are crap since Terry's got taken over, but that's another rant entirely).
See also Boots.
America - never short of terrorist threats
So they're now detaining people coming from that hothouse of fundamentalist reasonableness - Iceland.
Watch out Finland, you'll be next.
What a fabulous new word. I plan to use it every day.
Maybe it's not aimed at the US
China has any number of border disputes with non-aligned countries - most especially with Vietnam and India. How would the J-20 compare to their latest aircraft should Beijing decide that these matters need to be resolved without resorting to diplomacy?
This dildo came with an enormous seven-segment LED display and beep-beep-beeped its way down to the suitably explosive climax.
The comparison completely ignores the fact that video games are also 'fashionable' - there's a huge demand to have the game on day 1 and its appeal drops off fairly quickly afterwards. A couple of months later there is essentially no demand for the game whereas a car will remain desirable for longer (unless its a Toyota in which case it never was)
...there are people who *pay* for Hotmail addresses?
In other news
BT confirms that each household or street will be connected by fibre to the local exchange which will continue to be linked to the national network by a piece of damp string.
Isn't it a Federal offence to refuse reasonable requests from the cabin crew such as switching off electronic devices?
Ah New Labour - it's like you've never been away
It's taken them a few months, but credit to New Labour for coming up with another incredibly intrusive scheme for obtaining information from perfectly innocent people.
Next - CCTV camera records to be analysed to reward people who don't walk on the cracks in the pavement.
But whilst we're trying this approach
Will the government compensate me for buying an HD-DVD player?
If they'd been forced to get a card...
...then I'd have some sympathy for them, but not when the cards were always voluntary for British citizens. They chose to get one full knowing that two of the three main parties (including one that was always ahead in the opinion polls) were committed to scrapping the cards.
Call Tom Baker now
Many of my childhood nightmares featured a certain green seed pod discovered by overly curious scientists drilling into the Antarctic ice cap.
The most terrible thought...
Daily Express readers getting it on.
Besides, apart from the spelling mistakes what difference is there in the content on those pages and that provided by Dirty Desmond through his Northern and Shell porn empire?
But it's a good idea
We should pressure the Daily Mail to take the lead. Rather than demanding the government do something, the Mail should see how many of the grotesques who buy the paper actually subscribe to its 1950's net-curtained view of world.
They could guarantee that there will be no porn, a Queen's head on every page, payments in Pounds sterling only, absolutely no blacks, gays or Irish, and lots of bulletin boards where people can fume, fulminate and exude generally toxic levels of moral superiority over the state of the country.
And the rest of us can add their domain name to our black lists.
'Vaizey is, however, not stupid'
Now, now, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
If only they would go back to the drawing board
But they've sunk so much money into this project that it won't be killed by anything short of a Congressional veto, holy water and a stake through the heart. Bearing in mind the Republicans are entirely loopy about missile defence there is precisely zero chance of anyone sitting down and saying 'this is a crappy idea, why don't we...?'
'World's Favourite Airline'
I'm pretty sure they stopped using that slogan a few years ago, mainly on the grounds that their crapulent service, ramshackle aircraft and enthusiastic refusal to follow something so simple as a timetable was opening them up for legal action.
If I didn't have quite so many Air Miles with them I'd gladly never use BA again.
What you Pay Is What You Get (WYPIWYG)
Unless you're in government when you pay several hundred times more than what you get.
Dell Streak anyone?
Has anyone played with this machine, or is there a good reason I've never actually seen one outside of the O2 store?
To show good faith
Is there any chance we can extradite the BT and Phorm boards to the US as hostages whilst Julian Assange appeals his case? Then we can honestly say we deal harshly with people who don't resPect private data AND have a national feel good moment.
If we can throw BT and ex Labour minister Patricia Hewitt into the deal as a sweetener it'd make my day.
Let's just hope
Orbital can build rockets better than they Photoshop - there's a nasty reflection cockup going on there.
Yep, you're thinking of the USAF X20 DynaSoar program.
Ah but you're forgetting
Anonymous targeted the BPI who like nothing more than being portrayed as victims. I imagine no effort will be spared to ensure the music industry doesn't go without its seasonal LearJets.
Is Yahoo! really doing that badly?
'no matter what initial search term was first requested.'
'The xxx image was served up around 200,000 times in the space of around 30 minutes'
Are Yahoo! really only handling 200,000 searches in 30 minutes? They might as well close the doors right now.
That cover photo is absolutely terrifying. Once glimpse of it and it tears at your soul, nips straight through the uncanny valley and goes to the land of WTF?
I'm not sure if it's the lighting to blame, the lens or that Mark Zuckerberg is just plain freaky looking.
Might not be liquid coming up
The material coming to the surface might be a plastic form of ice rather than liquid water. It would only melt when pressure is released, such as when the surface fractures. At that point you'd get an eruption containing liquid, solid and gas, but there'd never be a persistent pool of water.
The Earth is very similar, except it is plastic rock that moves towards the surface in the Mantle rather than ice.
The Jaguar wasn't even the first time the UK made that mistake. As long ago as 1957, the Sandys Report said that British defence could be guaranteed by a mix of ICBMs and anti-aircraft missiles. The result was that a whole generation of world-beating technology was consigned to the scrapheap.
'Was it really necessary to demonstrate that unionists (and socialists or communists) do not have the slightest grasp of how economics work?'
I think our current situation is largely down to the fact that economists do not have the slightest grasp of how economics work.
US government papers
Under section 105 of the Copyright Act are not covered by copyright.
BTW. If you like your irony full fat, you can currently use your Mastercard or Visa card to buy a copy of the leaked documents in Kindle format from Amazon:
Kind of wonder why PayPal employ lawyers
If their response to a notice from the government is a simple 'Okay'. You'd have thought the legal department's first response would have been 'and which law exactly are WikiLeak breaking?' if only so PayPal would have something concrete to tell WikiLeaks if the organisation protested their delisting.
In related news...
...you can still use Mastercard to donate to the Ku Klux Klan and the British National Party. (But please don't).
My plan is to reintroduce dinosaurs on the grounds they're likely to love crunching up delicious cockroaches and are uniquely adapted to high global temperatures. Cynics might say T-Rex is highly unlikely to have obtained many calories from bugs, but I think they should be brought back because they look great on T-shirts.
Mad? It's not madness - it's science! Now if you need me, I'll be at my secret volcano lair trying to crack the Earth like an egg.
Doesn't explain everything
A lot of Asian countries use extremely didactic learning techniques with relatively little emphasis on comprehending what students learn. If anything they are even more strongly geared towards passing exams.
In Britain it is (god and I sound like should be reading the Mail here) that we've stopped teaching basics and cut back on the amount of time students spend doing stuff. Grammar, creative writing, algebra and geometry (let alone calculus) seem to have been completely sidelined whilst subjects like Chemistry, Biology and Physics are almost unrecognisable because of the fear that someone might do something terrible with the xylene*
* which I assume is now banned on the grounds that it can be dangerously fun to use.
It's an alleged sexual offence so bail would be unlikely in any case, but since he's not a UK citizen bail might have been refused since it wouldn't have a fixed address here.
It's not Sir Alan
It's Darth Sugar.
You know how bad things are
when we're no longer sure that Sweden can be trusted in this case.
WikiLeaks has caused huge embarrassment for the Swedes, the leaked cables show that their policy of being a neutral player in the Baltic is no such thing. The current Swedish government have got plenty of interest in seeing this prosecuted with extreme prejudice.
Let's face it, when you see him you do have to wonder why the midwife only gave him the one slap.
They really should get someone in who knows how to use Artex.
At last we now know
Why PayPal fees are so high. I must have paid for at least the first stage of that thing.
Still, credit where credit is due, Elon Musk is now having a hell of a fun time - building leccy cars and space rockets for a living.
Ahhh good old Rush
A man whose never seen a war he didn't like - apart from Vietnam where he couldn't serve because he had to have a cyst removed from his arse.
To this day there's some question over exactly which of the two unpleasant painful excrescences was thrown away and which one got the radio show.
An early howler from the Register there - nicely spotted.
Mono Lake itself is actually the site of a number of active volcanoes; one of which on the lake's floor might have erupted as recently as the early 19th Century. It's the northern end of the Mono-Inyo craters chain which are also considered active and are intermittently seismically active.
Mammoth Mountain at the other end of the chain is as you say, another volcanic centre. It's a series of lava domes that came up more than 57,000 years ago. The mountain itself is not thought to be likely to imminently erupt, but again, there has been plenty of activity in and around the mountain. In the 1980s there was a lot of seismic activity around the mountain and increased CO2 flow from underground killed trees on the mountain which did put the USGS on alert.
All of these are associated with the colossal Long Valley Caldera which is the lesser-known sister of Yosemite. It's erupted a number of times in the Holocene, most recently about 60,000 years ago; but its biggest eruption was 760,000 years ago when it poured out an unbelievable 700km3 of white hot foam which fills a good part of the upper Owens Valley. That too is considered active with lots of seismic activity and regular ground deformation as magma slops around deep underground.
It is also a staggeringly beautiful area and well worth renting a car to visit if you're ever in California or Nevada.
You kind of knew England wasn't going to win
When they gave a speaking role to David Beckham - jesus it was excruciating to listen to him. Then that was followed by Prince William giving a speech with all the verve and tempo of an unsuccessful pitch on 'The Apprentice'
Highly unlikely to be a completely different type of life
The discovery appears to be related to work at Mono Lake in California (which is very high on the scale of nought to awesome) where bacteria have evolved to handle high concentrations of arsenic in the water by substituting it for phosphorus.
On Earth any arsenophiles are likely to have once been regular bacteria that found themselves in a place where arsenic is unusually abundant. But what it means is that there might be a place in the Universe where life stumbled upon arsenic before phosphorus purely because it was locally more abundant.
This wouldn't be the first time a radically different biology has been found on Earth - the hydrogen sulfide based ecosystem of thermal vents is a good example - and there too, it was conventional life evolving into a new form because of a local surplus of sulfur.
Is the Virgin deal with TiVo exclusive?
I can't get beardie cable in my area, but I'd love to be able to replace my TiVo series 1 with this bit of kit. Hopefully someone else will offer a regular TiVo service for the rest of us.
Don't forget the IOC thinks of itself much more grandly than just a running and jumping club. It has observer status at the United Nations and regularly demands (and gets) major changes to national laws so it can keep raking in the money.
Didn't New Labour change UK law to give police the power to enter your home if you have the temerity to put up a sign saying you think the London 2012 drug fest might not be an entirely good thing?
Slightly more accurately
Just avoid Orlando entirely.
The surroundings are about as attractive as the scum you find on ponds at the height of summer, and it has a climate and smell something like an armpit. Presumably Disneyworld is there so all known hells can co-locate.
The only upside of smoking
Is that it seems to kill off the creepy crawlies before they can colonise the interior of the computer.
Unless of course that layer of tar is a ghastly lure to wildlife like La Brea:
Great introductory computer
I would never have dreamt of buying a computer for my parents before the original iMac came along. But when it appeared, it looked like something they could have in their house. Getting rid of the separate monitor and computer and with it, all those cabled, dumping the unfamiliar floppy disk made the machine much more approachable. All the difficulties were hidden away behind a very tactile surface - all smooth curves moulded in high gloss, brilliantly coloured or textured plastic that resembled the stuff you'd put into toys or even bits of art. With no trailing cables and that useful little handle on the top, it was easy to find a spot for the machine on a regularly sized desk in a spare bedroom.
And when they got it, the reaction of my parents was complete acceptance even love of this machine. Many guests to their house were asked 'have you seen our computer?' and they were delighted to show just what it could do.
They're still using, and loving, a G5 iMac which does everything they want quietly, unobtrusively and hasn't given them a single day's trouble. As far as I know, their G3 has found a new home at a friend's house where it chugs away as a second computer.
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