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Why isn't Jeremy Hunt's best friend at BSkyB being tapped to help fund the service from his massive tax-free income?
Oh right, I forgot, Jeremy will need a job when his glittering ministerial career comes to an end.
As ITV's regional news areas get ever larger (The West now reaches from the Isles of Scilly to somewhere near Gloucester), to offset the cost of programming, Jeremy Hunt is trying to reverse the process by sucking money out of the BBC. He really is a useless spoonerism isn't he?
Not sure it's genuine
James Murdoch looks less plasticky in the photo than in real life.
That makes it so much clearer
With no Optimus Prime on hand, of course security was a joke
They should celebrate
Get Brian Blessed to do the time - no telephone necessary.
Makes a change
It's usually Adobe Update that dies a horrible painful death rendering all my Adobe apps useless. It's nice to see they've made individual applications flaky this time round.
Depends how you measure it
'How much has the average global temperature risen in the past two decades?'
Roughly 0.25 - 0.3 C since 1990.
Here's a good capsule summary with lots of plots:
Mars and Venus
You won't be too surprised to know that temperature records for both planet are patchy.
For Venus, well we really have a very primitive understanding of the Venusian atmosphere and how it circulates heat. It is about 100 times the mass of the Earth, so we do know it holds a huge amount of heat and changes very slowly. A Japanese probe which would have performed long term measurements of the atmosphere failed to enter Venusian orbit in 2010. At the moment there are no probes planned to do that task.
We have better records for Mars going back to Viking in the mid 1970s. On a planet wide scale the atmosphere has cooled noticeably since Viking which arrived at the end of a long period of planet-scaled dust storms. The storms served to warm the atmosphere and probably pushed temperature above trend.
There was a large retreat of the Southern Polar ice cap on Mars from 2001 to (IIRC) 2005, but this was not seen elsewhere on the planet. It is thought this was a regional effect caused by dark dust being carried from equatorial regions towards the pole. The dust absorbed heat and melted the ice. But even this is uncertain as the Southern Cap is very thin, some years it disappears entirely, others it persists.
It's not volcanoes
'The fact is that there are 13 active volcanoes at this time, spewing out millions of tons of acknowledged greenhouse gases and dust and no one is tying this recent hot spell to that primary contributing factor.'
That'd be because none of the eruptions going on right now are large enough to have a significant warming or cooling effect I expect. I don't think there's been an eruption over VEI 5 for nearly 20 years and no overall increase in the number of eruptions in that period, so there doesn't even seem to be a correlation (let alone a causation) between them and recent global temperature trends.
Volcanoes 0.3 Gt CO2 pa. Humans 29 Gt CO2 pa.
Some proof of that
Almost every climate story on the BBC involves Nigel Lawson being dragged up to claim he's not denying anthropogenic climate change, but...
The toxic old scrote is nearly as ignorant about science as he is about his forte of economics, but he appears to be given some credibility thanks being ennobled.
If the BBC could actually find some credible scientists who had problems with climate change science then it might not be quite so as infuriating.
But strangely, they seem to be few and far between.
Ooooh good call
We should rename the whole Plutonian system with Rupert at the centre orbited by James, Rebekah, Andy and Call Me Dave.
Pluto jnr. obviously
Since the planet is obviously named after the Disney character ;)
Going classical on astronomy's ass; perhaps Alecto, daughter of Pluto (the god, not the dog)?
Take the bottom model, DON'T put Windows 7 on it and you have a very nice Media PC.
This is a tempting upgrade to my G4 Mac Mini which has been a faithful EyeTV, VLC media box for some time now.
Now NotW can claim any undesirable email might have been tampered with.
I'd have thought that if anyone would be throwing punches today it would be Rebekah Brooks.
Thanks to the unique way in which the British government has always managed to bugger up our industries, in 1960 Fairey was forcibly merged with Westland along with Saunders-Roe and the helicopter division of Bristol Aeroplane.
Westland not only had their own helicopter designs but licensed technology from the Americans. The rotodyne was dead in their hands, but they held all the IP.
Cross squaddies with jellyfish
They're already immortal.
No! Don't do it!
It's hard enough getting a decent signal on an iPhone without people leeching the signal.
Couldn't the message just be read as 'publish the results in as accessible way as possible, the interpretation will come later'?
The graphics will be great
The games however will be exactly the same as the current generation.
'Doesn't fall down' = antigravity.
Well it does in my Wile E Coyote Beginners Book of Physics Fun.
Half sheep's head please
in a viking deathmatch against the almighty surströmming sandwich.
It's some crazy balloon, rocket spy thing.
They don't know who stole the plans, but the criminal mastermind goes by the name 'L'Ester' and is currently hiding at his secret volcano lair / donkey sanctuary deep in the Spanish mountains where he is designing a deep fat fried weapon of mass destruction.
A special operations unit made up from slightly shop-soiled supermodels is being formed to extradite him back to Guantanamo Bay where he will be chased by large spiders harvested from German supermarkets to the sound of Icelandic elf songs.
Hacking - I don't think that word means what you think it means
That lexicographic train has long since left the station.
The word 'hacking' now means any attempt to break into a computerised system no matter how it is done. It joins words like 'nice', 'garble', 'brave' and 'artificial' in having dramatically changed their meaning with time.
Give up, the battle is lost.
Second redtop gone in a week
At least there won't be a nasty conflict of interest at Call Me Dave's next dinner party.
It'll be interesting to see where La Brooks pops up next.
Bah - Jell-O
In Britain we'd have used custard.
Possibly with a layer of jelly and sponge biscuits for the substrate. Soaked in cheap alcohol to mimic the natural state of a British brain.
Born in Wimbledon. He at least was once a British citizen. Anyone know if he ever got round to renouncing it?
Feel his collar next time he arrives
I'm sure an imaginative judge could say the Murdochs are persons of interest to a police investigation and put a warrant out for their arrest next time they feel obliged to grace us with their presence.
Alternatively, whilst he's here, Rupert could go down to a police station of his own accord and help the rozzers with their enquiries into just when he found out about the phone hacking allegations and that his son had been paying hush money to victims in contravention of British and American law.
Can't they summon him?
Using a chalk pentagram at midnight.
'There is no all-you-can-eat-Burger-King on the dark side of the moon.'
[puts Moon landing plans* back in the drawer]
* hugely detailed:
1: get to Moon
Now that could get me to switch from my Sony 650 Reader - which although lovely tech is hobbled by its need to be tethered to the Waterstone's eBook store. It pains me to say it, but Kindle with touchscreen would be pretty much perfect...
...until the next big thing comes along.
Speaking of which, whatever happened to Mirasol screens? Shouldn't they be out by now?
Pure bloody genius
If you wrap it with gaffer tape it will be even stronger.
They're opening a store in the middle of Wyoming (largest city Cheyenne - population 60,000), but not in neighbouring Colorado (largest city Denver - population 2.5 million)?
This can only make sense if bison are big Windows users.
No room for NAOMI
Navigable Aerostat Observes Much of Iberia.
Lester's Optimistic Helium Aircraft: Navigable
That only raises more questions
From the article:
'Dr. Nunes said: ‘We found the toxin responsible [for the erections] and performed experiments using hypertensive rats which have severe erectile dysfunction. '
The first question being - how the hell do you know a rat has erectile dysfunction?
And back to spider - ye gods, the last time there was any spider that big it was clamped to Lis Slayden's back.
Pure bloody genius.
It was the one game as a C64 owner I wanted more than any, so I was thrilled when (and correct me if I'm wrong) BugByte released Wizard's Lair for the C64 - a near as dammit clone.
Shame we never got Knights Lore and Sabre Wulf though.
Oh that was just painful.
And any of the Ultimate: Play the Game games for the C64 - the Spectrum got works of art, the C64 got big blocky messes.
The ages of the rocks are constrained by radioisotopic dating in associated volcanic deposits.
It's not proximity that's important
The deposits in Montana and Wyoming extend across the KT boundary without interruption so it is possible to get a complete sequence of events.
In many other places the end of the Cretaceous is missing or very poorly defined.
You have to wonder what sort of a person obtains a sick child's medical records through illegal means and then phones the parents to let them know they're going to see that information splashed across the front of the papers. Rebekah Brooks might not face criminal charges, but she deserves to be reviled every time she appears in public.
'The cause of the Columbia Shuttle disaster because they removed insulation from the external fuel tank to save on weight. This allowed ice to build up, which broke off and struck the leading edge of the Shuttles Wing. '
Not quite. The formulation of the foam was changed to reduce its toxicity to workers. This increased the amount of 'popcorning' as trapped gas expanded and blew off chunks of insulation.
The damage to Columbia's wing was done just by insulation, not ice.
b) Closing NoTW is a cynical move that doesn't hurt News International at all
It actually benefits NI. NotW was an expensive operation (all those fake sheikhs, phone taps and bin rummaging doesn't come cheap) with a separate newsroom. Closing that down and producing a 7 day Sun filled with long-lens shots of various microslebs and reality TV articles from the Sun's existing newsroom will save them several tens of millions a year.
The markets will love it, and Rebekah Brooks will get a bit smoochy kiss from Uncle Rupert.
'The only thing missing to make it the ultimate British experience is if it were a mass arrest, and you had five suspects all in the waiting room in an orderly queue waiting for their turn to be arrested.'
Alternatively the suspect tragically stumbles on to a policeman's boots and is then shot trying to escape down a long flight of stairs.
But what we're really waiting for
is 'thousand year old desiccated newspaper magnate exorcised.'
With the exception Grant Mitchell's ex
Everyone at NotW is on 90 days notice of redundancy. NI has said 'They will be invited to apply for other jobs in the company."
www.thesunonsunday.com was registered two days ago, by Identity Protect in Guildford - anyone know any more?
Dropping bad brands
Windscale (quite apt - another operation which poured toxic waste into the environment)
Firing a newsroom to save Rebekah Brooks and his own skin
Looks like the junior Murdoch is just as classy as his dad.
Would be fine with most modern balloons, especially anything made of mylar or similar synthetics.
The real risk is handling large volumes of the stuff. Unsurprisingly it's not easy to buy canisters of hydrogen without a licence. But, that said, we all know how to make it...
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