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3578 posts • joined 28 Feb 2007

BT tweaks WORDING of sex-ed web block after complaints

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Re: Child abuse!

Parents are still allowed to opt their children out of sex ed in school.

I'd love to see a follow-up study to see if there is any correlation between kids taken out of sex ed and their incidence of teenage pregnancy or STD infection.

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Fanbois, prepare to lose your sh*t as BRUSSELS KILLS IPHONE dock

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Re: Give some credit where it is deue [sic]

This is part of the EU's internal market towards lowering barriers and increasing competition - it should be a capitalist's wet dream.

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It's not gold in the frozen hills of Antarctica, my boy, it's DIAMONDS

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Re: Good time to invest...

Don Draper is such an amateur compared to De Beers.

Americans traditionally bought smaller, lower quality diamonds than Europeans and then only the wealthiest part of the population. Solution, give diamonds to movie stars and suggest the giving of a diamond ring was necessary for an engagement in the plot. Soon, a diamond engagement ring - preferably on from De Beers - became associated with romance. This was repeated in Japan and now in China by prominent adverts showing beautiful women (wearing diamonds) pursuing Western lifestyles rather than traditional, tragically diamondless lives.

They seeded the press with stories about the size of diamonds given to the rich and famous, ensure members of the royal family visit diamond mines and receive diamonds from De Beers. All accompanied by lovely photographs of course.

Post war, De Beers sent 'educators' into American schools to teach girls about diamonds and their history. At the same time they invented a new colour 'diamond white' which was associated with only the highest value diamonds.

Their slogan, 'A diamond is forever' - not so much a statement of its stability, but implying that it would be wrong to sell a diamond you've been given so promoting new diamond sales rather than old ones.

Too many small, low-quality diamonds from the Soviet Union threatening to disrupt the market or off-cuts of gemstones which would otherwise go to industry? Sign an agreement to act as the sole supplier to the West of Soviet stones and invent the eternity ring. Size isn't important, but a 'perfect' diamond is.

God only knows what they're dreaming up now.

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Re: Banned until money

I think you're being too kind to the UK, there's a reason the UK has staked a huge claim on Antarctica - and it isn't because we like penguins.

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No anon pr0n for you: BT's network-level 'smut' filters will catch proxy servers too

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Re: Happy To Oblige

Not if voices on the Right have their way. When even mainstream Tory thinking is that the Human Rights Act is a dangerous irrelevance I don't think we can look forward to a golden age of personal rights.

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Re: @Marvin

'(that *we* elected, in case you missed that) '

Was this in any manifesto commitment (okay stop laughing), or was it just something Cameron implemented after the Mail started beating up on him?

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Re: Pretty nifty way to take out any site that you fancy huh?

Daily Mail surely?

A daily shite-tsunami of borderline pornography, scaremongering, objectification of women, borderline paedophilia (the 'all grown up' trope), hate-mongering and abuse of the English language.

They also demanded filtering, so it seems only fair to put them behind one. Can all BT Internet customers get together and start demanding the site is blocked?

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Re: Censorship is alive and well in Britian

'Whatever you tell it to. '

Trans: Whatever the people with money tell it to.

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Security guru Bruce Schneier to leave employer BT

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Re: 'thought leadership'?

It's been spreading relentlessly after metastasising at the heart of the BBC; it can usually be found beating up the English language in conjunction with the chilling phrases 'blue skies thinking' and 'innovative leadership'.

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Ghosts of Christmas Past: Ten tech treats from yesteryear

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Re: Big Trak

My dad was a saint getting my first train set up and running. There's no small amount of preparation involved in putting together Hornby OO for an impatient child when you share the house with a very enthusiastic labrador.

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Re: Biscuit size and memory...

This is so very deserving of research funding.

And possibly insulin.

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Sinclair tellies

Are those the ones that were used for the really rather cool communicators in Space 1999?

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Jupiter moon Europa spotted spraying WATER into SPAAACCCEE

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Re: Spectrum of that water?

My guess is that it's too faint to get any spectroscopic analysis done from Earth let alone the tiny concentrations of the other stuff floating around in the water.

ESA's JUICE mission which is scheduled for 2022 will perform detailed analyses of the Galilean moons including trying to get thicknesses of their crusts and in Europa's case identifying organic molecules on the surface to see if they are anything other than products of UV light on methane.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter_Icy_Moons_Explorer

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US military's RAY-GUN truck BLASTS DRONES, mortars OUT OF THE SKY

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Re: The Americans must love asymmetric warfare

This is just the Mark I which exists mainly to justify follow-on contracts.

Following a lone sniper attack on the lorry Boeing will go along to the DoD and ask for funding for an improved Mark II that will be only very slightly more expensive and contain a slightly less obvious fatal flaw.

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'Disruptive, irritating' in-flight cellphone call ban mulled by US Senate

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Odd coming from Feinstein

That's precious time when people could be making phone calls for her friends in the NSA to tap.

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How Britain could have invented the iPhone: And how the Quangocracy cocked it up

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Re: Britain has led the way

One thing Britain still doesn't have is the venture capital community that you find in Silicon Valley or Cambridge, MA. Had this idea been developed in the US it would have been possible to find a group of investors who either had the specialist knowledge, or knew the people who did, to make a decision on whether this was worth funding. Silicon Valley keeps going because its where brilliant ideas meet an avalanche of money.

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China's 'Airpocalypse' forces pilots to learn BLIND landings in smog

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Wow!

The photo of the plane on the apron is horrifying. The exhaust is probably cleaner than the air going in.

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BT network-level STOCKINGs-n-suspenders KILLER arrives in time for Xmas

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Levels "strict", "moderate" and "light"

Not "strict", "naughty boy" and "spanking"?

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Cassini spots MEGA-METHANE SEAS on the north pole of Titan

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Re: we'd use far more energy getting there and back

Doctor Who's 'Invisible Enemy' had one of those on Titan, where Earth was menaced by a giant prawn in cahoots with Mr Bronson after he was infected by terrifying eyebrows.

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Why America is no longer slurping electricity from Russian nuke warheads

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Re: Plutonium?

The Clinton White House had a plan to take 50 tonnes of plutonium from each of the American and Russian stockpiles to blend into MOX fuel for PWRs. IIRC the Bush White House cancelled the plan.

In a 2000 agreement, the US said it would turn 75% of its plutonium stockpile into MOX which would be consumed in PWRs, but not reprocessed. The rest would be blended into reactor waste and vitrified, this was cancelled around 2000 and the MOX plant is still under construction.. The US also agreed to help the Russians build a MOX plant to dispose of 34 tonnes of their plutonium, but the cost rose from about $3 billion to more than $18 billion. So far the Russians have paid for their MOX plant from their own money.

In 2010, the US agreed an amendment to the 2000 agreement that will allow the Russians to turn their plutonium into fuel for two demonstration fast neutron reactors that are under construction with the stipulation it will not reprocess any spent fuel from the reactors before all 34 tonnes have been passed through the plants.

US plutonium is kept at Pantex near Amarillo in Texas and at Savannah River, Georgia. Not sure about the Russian plutonium.

France offered to sell a MOX plant to the US, but was refused. Both Britain and France have (mostly) operational MOX facilities largely designed for exporting fuel to Japan which was suspended, but which has now resumed, following the Fukushima meltdowns.

BTW. A large amount of the highly enriched uranium in the Megatons to Megawatts programme actually came from Soviet era nuclear submarine fuel which was often enriched to over 90% so that the core could be made smaller and quieter.

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OMG, Andrex KILLED the PUPPY! Not quilty, exclaim bog roll boys

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Re: Federal Toilet Paper Regulations

'Issue Tissue' - awesome.

God only knows what damage bureaucrats who set minimum splinter levels in toilet paper could do if they were let loose on important stuff.

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Universal Credit: £40 MILLION and counting's been spaffed up the wall on useless IT gear

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Re: FFS IDS

That would have required Hell to send out for gritting lorries.

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How UK air traffic control system was caught asleep on the job

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Re: One million lines of code

They may well have used the same rigorous testing procedures as RBS.

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This one time at Apple Camp... Tech titan offers to school US fanbois on coding

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What you've got to hope from the one hour taster is that they have enjoyed themselves writing something that sort-of worked that they think another hour's commitment might be worth it, and then another hour's and another...

So the question is - what happens to those people who get to the end of the hour and want to continue but aren't ready for unstructured, unsupervised learning?

They might never make software engineers or build an app, but if they learn that they can program a bit and get the computer to do something for them then that's worth trying.

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SGI flutters onto corpse of Starboard Storage, pecks away at assets

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SGI

They're still going? Though by the sounds of it only the three letters are in common with their origins.

Sigh, no more pretty boxes.

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El Reg's contraptions confessional no.2: Tablet PC, CRT screen and more

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Re: Model M

Lovely things. I had a Mattias Touch Pro on my office Mac which had the same microswitched keys - accurate, fast and it even had all the character accents printed on it - and then they moved us to an open plan office.

I would have happily kept it, but the rest of the building didn't like a sound akin to the skeleton fight from the Jason and the Argonauts soundtrack.

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Developer unleashes bowel-shaking KILLER APP for Google Glass

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Re: Glasshole killer app involves dog turds

And adverts, lots and lots of adverts - it is Google after all.

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Blighty's winter storms are PUNY compared to Saturn's 200mph, 15,000 mile wide HEXACANE

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Re: North Pole

The storm is down to atmospheric circulation just as the Antarctic has a large circumpolar vortex, so it's not magnetic.

You're quite right, Saturn has very little temperature difference between the equator and poles because most of its atmospheric heat is coming from an internal (poorly understood going on 'no bloody idea') heat source.

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Brit inventors' GRAVITY POWERED LIGHT ships out after just 1 year

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Re: Nice idea

Kerosene does give a good light, but as the article says, it is hazardous to use, the smoke alone is a killer even if it is used 'safely'. And it is very expensive. We might complain here about the price of petrol as oil prices go up, but for very poor people reliant on kerosene the rises have been crippling, which is on top of countries phasing out subsidies for kerosene as part of their economic reforms.

Good luck to them with this project. As someone said above, if it means a kid can learn or just enjoy a book after dark, it's worth the money.

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The latest stupid yoof craze: Taking selfies - while DRIVING

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'a wet cubic yard of compost'

A very useful unit - thank-you!

And 'a wet cubic yard of compost' is pretty much what most American cars are made of.

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IT MELTDOWN ruins Cyber Monday for RBS, Natwest customers

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Re: Resolved? I think not.

I wonder if RBS's issues with IT are down to the multitude of other banks it gobbled up, presumably each with their own special flavour of software?

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On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns

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Re: Guns won't work, so let's look at alternatives...

Labradors and strategically planted trampolines.

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How much does a Sidewinder missile run to these days?

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Sick to death of Xmas? Try these explosive gift ideas

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Is it just me?

Or would any one else buy the astronomy book just to feel better about every decent comet being in the southern hemisphere, eclipses clouded over and the aurora buggering off somewhere else for the evening?

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Are they the same ones offering the all-you-can-eat polonium buffet?

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India's Martian MOM leaves the nest

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'an attempt to find methane and other signatures of life'

Methane isn't necessarily created by biology, whilst most of it here on Earth is bacterial, some is produced abiogenically in geothermal areas.

The aim of this mission is to try and locate where the Martian methane is coming from as it appears to be largely localised into plumes. The second aim is to see if there are other gases associated with the plumes as these would help explain its origins. Again here on Earth, biological methane tends to be associated with tiny amounts of ethane, whilst geothermal methane is emitted along with sulfur dioxide.

But hats off to the Indians if they can first of all get to Mars and then find methane at levels of parts per billion and report the findings back across a couple of hundred million kilometres when I can't find my bloody headphones...

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Elon Musk scrubs lucrative MONEY RING debut again on Thanksgiving

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'Sorry, can't come to the argument-ridden Thanksgiving meal with relatives I don't like - I have to launch a rocket,' is possibly the best excuse anyone could have.

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Last 7m non-digital Brits are OUT OF LUCK: I'm OFF, says Baroness Fox

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You'd have thought more money would be forthcoming

With the knowledge 7 million people in the country aren't having their emails read by GCHQ - they could be up to anything.

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Dixons selling £68k gold, diamond, ruby and sapphire iPhone for Xmas

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Paris Hilton

£68k?

So only slightly more than a Monster Cable.

Still trying to get my head round the thought that Dixons is the last word in luxury electronics purchases.

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Sceptic-bait E-Cat COLD FUSION generator goes on sale for $US1.5m

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Nickel + high pressure hydrogen?

Don't know if it'll make limitless energy, but it'll make excellent Stork margarine.

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Assange flick The Fifth Estate branded 'WORST FILM OF THE YEAR'

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Re: Misleading title

Oh I'd forgotten about the Diana movie. Will anyone here fess up to having seen it - or will we just have to take Naomi Watts word that Diana's ghost was very happy with it?

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Re: AC John Carter

It did have 'of Mars' in the shooting title, but then Disney's market research wonks decided that 'of Mars' would turn off women and it would do badly at the cinema. So they dumped the two words and it did disastrously at the box office - despite being completely splendid. Ahhhhh Deja Thoris....

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Misleading title

Because 'After Earth' featuring two members of the Smith family trying to emote their way through an M Night Shylaman script is easily the worst film of the year.

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False widow spiders in guinea pig slaughter horror

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Re: Won't someone think of the CHILDREN?

Immigrant spider at that. The Mail's crack arachnid team is no doubt anxiously watching house prices and cancer admissions in the area.

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PS-PHWOARRR: We review Sony’s next-gen PlayStation 4

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When you talk about the evolving functionality of the PS3

Do you mean the things Sony took away in later models?

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Hello Warsaw: Greenland ice loss will be OK 'even under extreme scenarios'

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Re: Greenland was actually, you know green.....

'In the summer Eirik went to live in the land which he had discovered, and which he called Greenland, "Because," said he, "men will desire much the more to go there if the land has a good name."'

Eiríks saga rauða

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Mike Richards
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Re: Greenland was actually, you know green.....

'The 'Vikings' spent @500 years in Greenland as a fair chunk of it it was a green a lush verdant forested paradise,'

There were no forests in Greenland. It was low scrub and grassland. The wood was imported from Norway and from Iceland (hastening that country's ecological collapse). It was always a marginal agricultural society even during the warmest period reliant on a hay harvest to keep animals alive in the winter. As soon as the conditions began to deteriorate there was no slack in the system and the inflexibility of the Norse economy doomed them to starvation.

There's a very readable account of the Norse settlement of Greenland and its rather grisly fate in 'Collapse' by Jared Diamond.

'On this basis, could someone please provide evidence of the ocean levels falling during the period of refreezing and the subsequent post industrialisation melting everything (allegedly).'

By all means:

Nunn, P. D. (2000), Environmental catastrophe in the Pacific Islands around A.D. 1300. Geoarchaeology, 15: 715–740. doi: 10.1002/1520-6548(200010)15:7<715::AID-GEA4>3.0.CO;2-L

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ROCK FROM MARS FOUND in Africa, reveals Red Planet's SECRETS

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Re: Ok, excuse me for asking but HTF do they know it is from Mars?

Often it's done by comparing the composition of gas bubbles within the rock to measurements of the Martian atmosphere obtained from Soviet and American Mars landers. If that can't be done then it's a process of elimination. Isotope ratios will not match those of the Earth and Moon. The mineralogy is often quite evolved and can incorporate hydrous minerals, and will not match that of the Moon or regular stony meteorites. They have a *relatively* young crystallisation age determined by radio dating will not match that of stony meteorites, and the effect of cosmic ray bombardment usually shows they have been in space for only a few million years.

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GALACTIC YO-YO: Doctor Who’s trips to Earth... and beyond

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Re: Budget

The earthbound Pertwee episodes were a decision by the BBC to rival the glossy look of ATV's series such as 'The Avengers' and raise viewing figures which had fallen quite steeply in the later Troughton era.

What's odd about the new obsession with Earth stories is that the BBC finally has the money and effects people to render semi-convincing extraterrestrial settings. With all their millions imagine what they could do with the Zarbi - actually don't...

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Deep beneath MELTING ANTARCTIC ice: A huge active VOLCANO

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Re: Ooops. Can you say "Tipping point"?

'Iceland isn't a hotspot. Iceland is the result of the plates pulling apart. *big* difference.'

Huge difference, but Iceland's activity is driven by a hotspot - in fact its the dynamic uplift of low-density, upwelling Mantle under NE-Iceland that helps keep the island elevated above sea level. The Mid Atlantic Ridge North and South of Iceland, and indeed the section along the Reykjanes Peninsula is much less productive than the region associated with the hotspot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland_hotspot if you doubt me.

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