* Posts by Mephistro

2329 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2007

Pompey boffin bags €1.3m off EU for dark matter research – shame a no-deal Brexit looks more and more likely

Mephistro
Devil

"to access the funds if the UK leaves without a deal"

They'll be provided with a kit containing the following:

- A black jumpsuit complete with a dark mask.

- Plans of the EU building where the funds are kept, including patrol schedules.

- A thermal lance.

Microsoft Surface users baffled after investing in kit that throttles itself to the point of passing out

Mephistro
Devil

Re: Which is it?

Sure, but the minute the guarantee expires, this will become the device owner's problem.

Truckers, prepare to lose your jobs as UPS buys into self-driving tech

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Terminator

Re: Testing only in Arizona?

When "we" automated farming, there was a tampon ready to absorb all or most of that excess workforce, namely factory work and infrastructure construction/maintenance. It wasn't exactly a frictionless process, but it worked, sorta.

This time, with so many jobs being automated simultaneously, there is a good chance that more than 90% of that excess workforce will be unemployed (or severely sub-employed) forever. Which indeed will fuck the world's economy to an extent never seen before, perhaps even to the point of total societal collapse.

But we can count on our governments to take appropriate measures before this happens, can't we?

Sigh...

Mephistro

Re: "...a human operator is still required to take over in emergency situations..."

"During the testing phases" ==>"Until all the legal issues regarding insurance and software maker's responsability have been sorted out"==>"Until God knows when"

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Facepalm

"...a human operator is still required to take over in emergency situations..."

It has often been said before, but it's worth repeating:

The human operator will take over instantly and competently in an emergency after being subject to either several hours of just watching the road ("highway hypnosis" on steroids) or even worse, using his/her smartphone?

Yeah, like fuck!

Stones, meet glass house: Mind behind Windows 8 GUI disses Windows 10 over leak

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Angel

Re: stop fucking around with the start menu

'They seem to delight in taking things that work and have few complaints about and decide to 'fix' it.'

In their eyes that compensates several bugs that have been in Office since Office Fucking 97, and remain strong and healthy today. E.g. .csv import functions when the ASCII characters page is not the one used in English.

Humans may be able to live on Mars within halls of aerogel – a wonder material that can trap heat and block radiation

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Re: Build me a balloon first

Use both, glass and aerogel.

You can make the panes with aerogel + a very thin top layer of Gorilla Glass or similar*, which adds structural integrity and gas insulation for a small amount of weight. What's more, using these materials in this way would create a composite material far stronger than the sum of its components. There are prefabricated concrete walls that use a similar principle, sandwiching blocks of styrofoam between thin(-nish) concrete "layers". The results were quite spectacular in terms of resistance and light weight.

And it's easier to remove Martian dust from a glass surface than from an aerogel surface.

* Or sandwich the Aerogel between two thin layers of glass instead.

Edited to add: sorry to all those that have proposed this same thing a few hours ago and a few comments below.

(***blushes***)

UK MPs find 'no technical grounds' to exclude Huawei from 5G networks

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Devil

At times like this...

... , I think that the risk of having a sociopathic moron controlling the missile launch codes is partially compensated by the comedical value of said moron's actions.

Emphasis in "partially".

;^)

Industry reps told the UK taxman everything wrong with extending IR35. What happened next will astound you

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Re: up to a 20 per cent pay cut overnight... For many, the cost of their current mortgage

^^^This!!! A thousand times!!!

Who's been copying AMD's homework? Intel lifts the lid on its hip chip packaging to break up chips into chiplets

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Who's been copying AMD's homework?

Nobody. This is a very obvious solution to the issues caused by miniaturization in big dies. IMHO it's as obvious -at least for chip designers- as "rounded corners" is for mobe designers.

Yeah, I know this is just a joke in the context of ElReg's "mock tabloid" style, but some naif/young/Intel hating readers may not get the joke, so...

And Intel has enough troubles already! ;-D

Internet imbeciles, aka British ISP lobbyists, backtrack on dubbing Mozilla a villain for DNS-over-HTTPS support

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Devil

ISPs giving Internet villain awards?

Jokes write themselves nowadays, don't they?

It's all in the wrist: Your fitness tracker could be as much about data warfare as your welfare

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Happy

Re: Troll?

That's a different "fish"!

You gotta be kitten me: Pakistan politicos feline silly after filter farce hits purrrfect conference

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Devil

Re: Fit for purpose?

What would fit perfectly on politicians faces is a "Bukkake filter"!

2,500 years ago, these folks weren't cremated – but their funeral-goers were absolutely baked: Earliest evidence of pot smoking discovered

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The point is that THC itself doesn't cause hallucinations by itself, but other components of differentl varieties of cannabis do. Regarding the "Molly" thing you're right, of course. Sorry for the mind fart. Diclaimer: I've tried MDMA twice and the results were very different.

To be frank, back then I considered the possibility that the stuff had been spiced with "something else", but the guy seemed quit legit. When I showed interest in the matter, he gave me a tour of his small home lab, where he kept a "pedrigee book" of the hybrids he was testing. He was even making chimeras from different plants + cannabis!

It was a small setup with about 60 plants, and he probably was spending more in materials and electricity than what he was getting from selling the stuff he wasn't consuming himself. When he told me he was canning the line I commented about, because of a single bad reaction, I considered it as a definite proof that he wasn't a crook, but I might be wrong.

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I've been smoking molly now and then (not a "pro" stoner, by far) since I was sixteen, and I only hallucinated once, with some weird weed I obtained from and indoors planting "scientist", that is, a guy who, as a hobby, created his own "cultivars" mixing different varieties to obtain specific results.

It was really funny. I was thinking "my, this shit is too mild, I'm not getting high at all" when suddenly I began hearing a low buzz and some strange music, felt a tingling in the skin of my face and hands and when I looked up to the cloudy night sky, the underside of the clouds semed painted in all the colors of the rainbow. All the experience lasted less than ten minutes, it was really beautiful and left me happy and relaxed for hours.

A few days later, I asked the guy -a friend of a friend- and he explained to me that most molly for sale had been selected to produce high amounts of THC, in detriment of other compounds, some of which were mildly hallucinogenic. He also told me that he was preparing another crop of the same variety, as he had greatly enjoyed the experience as well.

I asked again some two months later and he told me that he had canned the project, as another of the "testers" had suffered a really bad hallucination. Sigh...

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP

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Re: On the bright side

^^^ True!

Own goal: $280,000 GDPR fine for soccer app that snooped on fans' phone mics to snare pub telly pirates

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Cyberstalking, in all its splendor!

And they got off lightly. Gathering users location data and recording audio without informed consent? Seriously?

And the fine doesn't even reach the slap-on-the-wrist level. The AEPD should have go at least after the 1% of turnover.

Hate your IT job? Sick of computers? Good news: An electronics-frying Sun superflare may hit 'in next 100 years'

Mephistro

Re: Didn't already happen?

That was the "Carrington event", and AFAIK, it was considered just a "flare"/CME , without the "super" part.

Mephistro
Devil

Re: Not wanting to boast...

Not wanting to boast either, but I once caused my then 10 years old nephew to cry with one of these "flares", at five paces. In his defense, I'll say that for a second or two, I thought that I had lost my buttocks!

No backdoor, no backdoor... you're a backdoor! Huawei won't spy for China or anyone else, exec tells MPs

Mephistro

FYI, that's just a secondary effect of Google's "Adwords". You'll get exactly the same result in any popular webpage that uses G and includes lots of telecomms terms and the name "Huawei".

You're welcome.

Amazon teases package drone, US civil rights folk want facial recog tech ban and AI carumba – YouTube!

Mephistro

Re: Context?

"...yet nothing of the opposing side."

To be fair, the comments from Carlos Maza include lots of embedded comments from "the opposing side". Vile stuff, imo.

And there is some nominative determinism at work, as this Steven Crowder seems to be that guy that's always at the front of a linching crowd.

You're responsible for getting permission from subjects if you want to use Windows Photos' facial recog feature

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Trollface

"The dialogue is therefore not a useful one unless you respond by turning the feature off."

Then, for me at least, the dialogue would be very useful. That is, if I ever wanted to use Microsoft Photos.

Like using the latest version of Microsoft Office? Love Offline Files? Not for long!

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Add to that the myriad of MDS style vulns in most modern microprocessors that allow any miscreant with a VM running in the same processor as your VM to access your data. No computer is totally safe, but having a VM in the cloud with sensitive data is like having a big bullseye painted in your arse!

Mephistro
Happy

Re: Why is this being reported?

True. Please replace the last "c" with a "d". Secondary effects of posting at ~2 AM.

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Re: Why is this being reported?

Yep, this was foreseen by dozens of commentards -including myself- in these forums years ago. I personally explained the (then probable) issues to a few dozens of my customers, and exactly seven of them refused my advice, one of them even telling me that that I was a conspiranoic. I guess I'll be hearing for them in the next few days.

Thanks, Microsoft!

8^)

You. Quest and LabCorp. Explain these medical database super-hacks, say US senators as 425,000 more people hit

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Unhappy

I'd bet that...

... all those stolen records, whatever their real number is, have already been sold "under the table" to medical insurance and credit companies, because, you know, capitalism.

For many people, in many senses, this could be even worse than identity theft.

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

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Happy

Re: Ever teleported a team into peril or heard something go boom on a conference call?

Macjules, you are the Jessica Fletcher of IT!

IEEE says it may have gone about things the wrong Huawei, lifts ban after US govt clearance

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Mushroom

Re: Security concerns?

"...the other naughty thing they are supposed to have been doing: selling stuff to Iran."

The UN sanctions against Iran ended on 16 January 2016, due to an agreement reached between Iran an the UN limiting the developement of Iran's nuclear program, and things were going well until a certain extremely sociopathic "leader of the free world" with far less braincells that hairs in his head (and that's not putting the bar too high) decided to break said treaty and impose sanctions against Iran, again, only this time all by himself. Nowadays, most of the planet, except less than a dozen of shithocountries don't support said sanctions.

If Trump was directly following orders from Putin to isolate the USA from the rest of the world and destroy its economy and global influence, he would be doing precisely what he is doing, but knowing the fecker, we can't totally rule out a mixture of bigotry and incompetence.

We ain't afraid of no 'ghost user': Infosec world tells GCHQ to GTFO over privacy-busting proposals

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Re: Obligatory

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"==>"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing!"

And upvoted for the irony in the comment, too.

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Flame

"...for example to stop terrorists..."

... or paedos, or narkos, or burglars, or tax evaders,... or dissenters.

The last element of that list is the true target of this proposal. The rest is just bait for the uninformed masses.

That magical super material Apple hopes will hit backspace on its keyboard woes? Nylon

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Flame

Nylon

In my experience, nylon is a finicky material to use in sustainedly warm environments. No need to go to high temperatures, just about 40 ºC for several hours a day and, depending of the additives used in the nylon parts and the mechanical stresses applied, it either goes soft, goes brittle, suffers permanent deformations or just breaks.

A few years ago I tried to fix a high end HP laptop that was just out of its two years guarantee period. The nylon connectors in the motherboard just disintegrated when trying to open them!

After a bit of research in the relevant forums, I learned about these issues with the nylon connectors. It wasn't clear whether the issue affected all units of this model or only some batches, but lots and lots of users were complainig about these symptoms. The solution offered by HP was a mainboard replacement, worth about half the price of a new model, and with no guarantee the issues wouldn't reappear in another two years. Sigh...

Pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy: Run Huawei, Google Play, turns away, from Huawei... turns away

Mephistro

Re: Lawyers

On the other hand, lawyers in the EU against Google (for antitrust reasons)...

Oracle AI's Eurovision horror show: How bad can it be? Yep. Badder

Mephistro
Devil

Re: Bloody tears

There's also a similar incident in "There's something about Mary". This film is also famous for being the only comedy starred by Ben Stiller that actually MADE PEOPLE LAUGH!

Buffer the Intel flayer: Chipzilla, Microsoft, Linux world, etc emit fixes for yet more data-leaking processor flaws

Mephistro

Re: Given that...

It was my understanding that for the OSs to support updating the microcode in a given computer model, they usually need the help and feedback from the computer maker, at least regarding the motherboard* and the BIOS**, and I read in these same forums a year or so ago that many manufacturers weren't providing that help. Am I in the wrong here?

*note: Including motherboards personalized to the specifications of the computer manufacturer.

**note: Ditto regarding BIOSs and its updates.

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Unhappy

Given that...

... a majority of PC makers aren't patching four years old machines, and most home/SOHO systems aren't being patched, full stop, where does that leave the owners of, e.g. 8 years old systems?

Yep. In the shit.

Welcome your new ancestor to the Homo family tree; boffins have discovered a new tiny species of human

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Right on the money! It was a "Rhinoceros Chihuahuensis".

8^)

Brit rocket boffins Reaction Engines notch up first supersonic precooler test

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Angel

Re: Single stage rockets

Yes, the quaffing would be spectacular, at 0 g.

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Re: Saw this a earlier this morning on the Beeb site

Starhopper's design would fit in Space: 1999, not in Flash Gordon!

8^)

Back to drawing board as Google cans AI ethics council amid complaints over right-wing member

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Joke

Re: Diversity not an option?

Do something about the day/night issue and you'll have my vote!

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: This article is an excellent use

To all of you, well spotted!

Mephistro
Devil

Re: Arkensas...

"...Soreass Hill re-enactment."

Is that legal in Arkansas???

;^)

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Joke

Re: Sounds like the muppets who tried to test a book's bullet-stopping capabilities...

Here, for all those who say that IT books are useless!

;^)

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Re: Willy Waving

Mmmmhhh...

That would probably originate a YouTube "Bulletproof Vest Challenge" and also drastically improve Mankind's gene pool. I say, go for it!

Mephistro
Devil

Re: I was thinking the same...

...probably veers blitzkriegs into "aggravated assault" territory.

Fixed!.

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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Angel

Re: I keep filtering this story through the BOFH's eyes

There are several nice tutorials in "Breaking Bad".

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Re: staggeringly similar story.

That was the first tool in my bag of tricks to improve PCs speeds in the days of MS-DOS. Users -that often attributed the slowing to hardware failures or corrupted OS or data- looked at me as if a were the f***ing Alan Turing. ;^)

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Devil

Re: I keep filtering this story through the BOFH's eyes

I think the golden standard nowadays is a big bucket of hydrofluoric acid. Lots of fuming also, but definitely "not impotent fuming". 8^)

We fought through the crowds to try Oculus's new VR goggles so you don't have to bother (and frankly, you shouldn't)

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Re: I used to do this for a living

"The disconnect between body and vision is at least part of what causes car sickness and the like."

This!. As a corroborating example, I've never got seasick in a boat, even in quite rough waters, but in car trips I was a walking vomarcoiris fountain till the age of ten or so, when I noticed that not reading while the car was moving made the problem vanish. I still suffer this issue occasionally, when I reckon that the boredom is worse than the sickness.

Funny thing: the more interesting my readings are, the higher my probability of getting sick.