* Posts by Mephistro

2329 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2007

Buzz kill: Crook, 73, conned investors into shoveling millions into geek-friendly caffeine-loaded chocs that didn't exist. Now he's in jail

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Devil

Re: Spiders on drugs!

You forgot the icon. I'll add it on your behalf. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Re: Spiders on drugs!

Pro Tip: If you upvote a comment you have downvoted previously, the downvote is replaced by an upvote.

Ta-daaaaa!!!!

Admins sigh as Microsoft pushes Teams changes – let everyone play!

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"...some pointed out that if IT did a better job of servicing business needs then no one would be off buying anything else anyway."

I'm totally sure that procurement, IT support staffing and budget had nothing to do with that. Nothing at all!

</sarc>

Valuable personal info leaks from Facebook – not Zuck selling it, unencrypted hard drives of staff data stolen

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Devil

Good for the goose...

Nuff said.

US and China wave white flags, hit pause button on trade war

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"...give Trump talking points, success stories, etc by concentrating on the optics, not the fundamentals."

A trick they probably copied from North Korea and the "nuclear treaty" -for lack of a better name- they signed with Trump last year. ;^)

When is an electrical engineer not an engineer? When Arizona's state regulators decide to play word games

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Re: Strange device

The part about the client who reported him being a loony can't be totally discarded, though!

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Pint

Re: Strange device

"Parasols" is a subset of "Umbrellas", so I guess that the device discussed was, in more precise terms, a parasol. Either that or the guy that complained to the ABTR as revenge for Mills raising the price for a more complex design is barking mad!

The Windows Phone keeps ringing but no one's home: Microsoft finally lets platform die

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Re: There should be a way...

Hence, the "should"...

8^(

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There should be a way...

... to formally include customers confidence in the stock valuation of a company. It would prevent many cases like this one, where millions of customers were left out in the cold and the execs involved got their bonuses regardless of the damage they caused to the company.

We've heard of spam filters but this is ridiculous: Pig-monkey chimeras developed in a Chinese laboratory

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Re: Is this really necessary ?

And even if they ever reproduce, they just will produce members of one of the two* original species.

Note*: Or more!

BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: intestate...

Extesticular!

If you want an example of how user concerns do not drive software development, check out this Google-backed API

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Flame

No Chrome,...

... no problem!

Escobar Fold 1 snort all it's cracked up to be: Readers finger similarity to slated Chinese mobe

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Either that or the phone includes a specially temperamental battery with the same stability as a flask of nitroglycerine in a roller coaster.

Newly born Firefox 71 emerges from its den – with its own VPN and some privacy tricks

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Re: I find VPNs very useful

Nowadays the installer takes care of everything, quickly and effortlessly. The biggest issue I see with the Tor browser is that non-IT-knowledgeable users might think that it's a total solution to every form or tracking and not understand how -or when- to tweak the security settings either to prevent breaking the target webpage's functionality or to prevent advanced tracking methods.

I mainly use it for preventing geoblocking and finding health issues related info, but if I were a dissident in a dictatorship, I'd be extremely careful and only visit "safe-ish pages" that can be used with the highest browser security settings.

Mephistro

Re: I find VPNs very useful

For those tasks you listed, the Tor browser is more than enough, I think. And it's free!

Trump Administration fast-tracks compulsory border facial recognition scans for all US citizens

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Unhappy

Re: At a Loss For Words

",,,and stand AOC against him"

"Too young to have a history of corruption..."

That's precisely the issue, she is too young to be allowed to run for president!*

Note*: Which is madness, IMHO.

Mayday in Moscow as devs will be Russian to Putin mandatory apps on phones, laptops, TVs

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Unhappy

Re: And now the serious moment is at hand...

The guys that make the Russian apps (or the telcos that sell/rent/whatever the iPhones) will probably make damn well sure that the user can't uninstall them, and, as you said, they're pretty good at tech.

Internet Society CEO: Most people don't care about the .org sell-off – and nothing short of a court order will stop it

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Re: Depressing, ...

"...an increase on a fee of $10..."

Please re-read the article, specially the part about the price caps being removed.

And now let's make some numbers:

Ten million .org domains, "sold" for one beellion $$$. To save you the calculations, Ethos is valuating every one of these domains at $100.

Ethos Capital* has to recover that investment as soon as possible and, afterwards, extract as much money from the domain's owners as they can, because, you know, "yadda yadda creating value for our shareholders yadda yadda".

The obvious way to do this is to raise prices abruptly in, say, $30 or $50 per year, and they will be able to do this because, for the small ngos, it'll be far cheaper and less risky to "pay the man" than paying all the costs incurred by shifting domains.

"...will really screw Médecins Sans Frontières."

No, it won't. I specifically wrote "...very small and already struggling to pay the bills" in my comment. For MSF and other big NGOs this will be less than a rounding error in their numbers.

A few of my clients are small non-profits using the .org TLD and often I just don't charge them, or bill them only a fraction of the work done. Hint: They definitely aren't raking it in!

This is a cross between a land grab and a protection scheme and looks like something from "The Sopranos" or "The Wire".

Engage brain and think

Follow your own advice yourself.

Note*: Definitely NOT an ngo!

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Re: probe ISOC directors' assets

Nice haiku!

Mmhhh...

...almost?

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Re: Depressing, ...

"...what will they have to do apart from some cosmetic changes..."

Reprint/remake ads, brochures, merchandising, forms and stationery, for starters. If their web presence includes a page for processing donations or one for selling merchandise or local products from the countries where they work, the modifications won't be exactly cheap either. And let's not forget changing their e-mail accounts.

Another issue is that their old domains might be acquired by scammers, which could cause the prestige of said NGOs to suffer significantly and the donations they receive to drop.

There is also the fact that if a private fund wants to pay one billion $$$ for administering these domains it is because they expect to recoup that amount in a short time, and from that point on, most of what they charge will be earnings.

Remember, we're discussing a private equity fund here. Compared with them, piranhas look nice an cuddly!

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Flame

Depressing, ...

... amoral, greedy, dodgy, corrupt!

End result: several millions of non-profits -many of them very small and already struggling to pay the bills- will see their internet related costs going through the roof, so Sullivan and his rich corporate pals can get even wealthier.

I ***hope*** they get that court order, and also that Mr. Sullivan loses his job. Because of ethics and basic human decency.

Microsoft takes us to 2004 with new Windows 10 so you don't mistake it for Server 2003

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Angel

Re: gaming platform

Nah, for gaming you'll have enough with a stable 50 MB/s connection...

... and a latency smaller than 20 milliseconds.

Great news for people who live at less than 100 Km from their Stadia server!

Oracle finally responds to wage discrimination claims… by suing US Department of Labor

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Trollface

Hello, there!

I'm Grover and today I'm going to explain what "context" is!

And as an extra, I'll also explain the "Charity Principle"!

8^)

Found on Mars: Alien insects... or whatever the hell this smudge is supposed to be, anyway

Mephistro

Re: The chances of anything coming from Mars...

Yes! The infamous "party hard" grasshoppers!

Bad news: 'Unblockable' web trackers emerge. Good news: Firefox with uBlock Origin can stop it. Chrome, not so much

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Re: I guess that...

"Including GOVERNMENT websites...?"

For those sites you can use a 'normal' browser. If your government uses the technique described in the article in its own webpages, the right thing to do is a revolution, not some silly change of browser!

;^)

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Mushroom

I guess that...

... the Tor Browser would be useful here. No permanent cookies, no user's IP address, circuit and identity changes whenever the user wants...

It will break many sites or turn using them into a PITA, but those sites usually are the ones trying harder to buttfuck the users, so... to hell with them!

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Devil

Re: Come the revolution...

... in Colorado!.

Halfords invents radio signals that don't travel at the speed of light

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Angel

Re: Definition

...it's like all science teaching: "lies for children" it gets the basic concept across...

When I was ~14 I made the huge error of raising my hand when my physics teacher said something about spaceships heating on re-entry due to friction, and politely asking if it wasn't due to compression instead.

I promise I won't do it again!

8^)

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Devil

Re: Speed of light

Let's not open that can of worms!

UK Home Office: We will register thousands of deactivated firearms with no database

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Devil

Re: the Deactivated Weapons Association

The association's name could be an euphemism!

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I thought the OP was making a reference to slingshots. A powerful slingshot using bearings or lead balls as ammo can be quite deadly as well.

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Re: "no requirement of 'registration' for deactivated firearms" (@ John Robson)

"Probably because 'deactivated' is potentially reversible."

That was my first thought when I read the article, but then I remembered those cases of criminal organizations "reactivating" deactivated weapons, something that has been very common in the last few years. One of the groups was based in my region and another in a neighbouring one with several more cases from the rest of the country, and this was just in Spain. I've read a few examples more from different countries in Europe, but I guess most of these news don't make it to the "international.news" newspapers section.

The trick here is that those illegally reactivated arms also get their serial numbers erased and often their barrels re-threaded, making the weapon de facto unidentifiable.

So, IMO, this database will be quite useless. Which makes the UK law equally useless, which in turn makes the EU directive useless. Sigh...

Congress to FCC: Where’s the damn report on mobile companies selling location data?

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Re: He's being enabled

The saddest (and funniest) part of this situation is the way that most (non-millionaire) republican voters ignore what is being done to them, even when it's being done openly in front of their faces.

"They are wiping their ass with my rights and helping big companies to steal my money, but they are in my party, so I'll keep on voting for them."

It's fucking ridiculous!

They say lightning never strikes twice, but boffins have built an AI to show where it'll come next

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Coat

"...leading cause of death under “natural hazard processes” in Switzerland, after snow avalanches. "

What? No tsunamis? Lucky guys!

Need a special something on which to spank $3,500? HoloLens 2 is finally shipping

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"...Enterprise customers would be at the front of the queue,..."

I don't mind waiting a long time in that queue if at the end I get a device able to "displace space and time". ;^)

I'll consider buying one of these when their price is <= €400, if ever.

This news article about the full public release of OpenAI's 'dangerous' GPT-2 model was part written by GPT-2

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Happy

Re: Eh

" As Albert Einstein once said, you can write anything you like and claim some famous person said it."

I see what you did there!

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I tried with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times".

Results:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I was with the best friends in the world, I was with the most amazing people, and the worst was that I was doing it, and that my wife and the kids were there. The worst was that my wife and the kids were there. The best was that the best of times were here, and the worst of times were here. The worst of times were here, and the best of times were here. The best of times are here, and the worst of times are here.

The best of times are here, and the worst of times are here. The best of times are here, and the worst of times are here.

The best of times are here, and the worst of times are here. The best of times are here, and the worst of times are here.

"I had one of the most amazing relationships with anyone. I had a great wife that was so much more than a mother. I had a great son, and a daughter, and a sister. They were my world. We were a family, my wife"

Still laughing! 8^)

Cyber-security super-brain Rudy Giuliani forgets password, bricks iPhone, begs Apple Store staff for help

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Angel

Re: What makes an Apple employee a "genius"?

"Most dictionary definitions indicate that the person is exceptional in some way..."

What? Working in an Apple store is not exceptional enough for you???

;^)

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Devil

It's incredible...

...the kind of human trash POTUS surrounds himself with in order to stand out. An obviously failed attempt also.

The Outer Worlds: Ever wished Fallout 4 was more like New Vegas? Here ya go... in spaaace

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I finsihed the game a few days ago...

...and enjoyed every minute. Top quality.

And regarding Bethesda, I hope they learn from their error, cause they have made also many nice games and I'd hate to see them vanish.

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Re: Lol, that sounds familiar...

AC:Odyssey is an outstanding game in many ways, and the landscapes and buildings are top work even when compared with other games in the same franchise, that have often been described as true works of art.

The game balance, playability, interface design, maps... everything is effing perfect!

And an advice: If you haven't played AC:Origins yet, do it, because if you enjoyed Odyssey you'll also enjoy Origins.

Belgian city slurps mobile data to track visitors

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Boffin

"...between July and August, 799,336 people visited the town, almost 20,000 a day when students, employees and residents are excluded."

Either Mrs. Fanny Numbers has visited us or I'm massively misunderstanding this paragraph.

is it 62 (days in July + August) X 20,000 (visitors per day) = 1,240,000 (visitors after excluding residents and students)? *

or should it be (1,240,000 (total phone users) - X (residents + students)) / 62 days = 20,000 (tourists per day)?

* Which, IMHO, doesn't make any sense.

Remember the 1980s? Oversized shoulder pads, Metal Mickey and... sticky keyboards?

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Devil

Re: My scripts are not Y2.1K compliant

Thumbs up for your nickname!

Guess who's dreaming of facial-recog body cams now? US border cops: AI tech sought to scrutinize travelers

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Devil

I request that...

... they add a few doughnuts to the suspects biometric database, just for the laughs.

Deus ex hackina: It took just 10 minutes to find data-divulging demons corrupting Pope's Click to Pray eRosary app

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Devil

Perhaps those beads...

... have other uses not included in the owner's manual.

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Angel

Re: 404

I always considered this AC guy to be suspicious!

;^)

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Devil

Re: Why should buyers (believers) worry about this?

Good luck trying to obtain info on their global turnover!

Good guy, Microsoft: Multi-factor auth outage gives cloudy Office, Azure users a surprise three-day weekend

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I'll add this article...

... to my ever growing list of reasons for NOT using Orifice 365. Very useful when one of my clients asks for my opinion on the possibility of acquiring and using said product.

Although the part about the extended weekend sounds nice...

;^)

Not a good look, Google: Pixel 4 mobes can be face-unlocked even if you're asleep... or dead?

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Devil

Re: Erm

"...magic marker a Hitler moustache on your lip..."

As long a she isn't trying to paint a "Dirty Sanchez" on your lip...