* Posts by Roger Kynaston

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Moron is late for flight, calls in bomb threat

Roger Kynaston

Re: I'm confused (Not that that is an unusual state for me, mind you).

I think our friendly Reg hack may have done a bit of rounding. Just checked with a search giant's conversion thingy and CA$3844.88 converts to £2254.46. I can't be bothered to do the same for greenbacks.

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TRUMP: ICANN'T EVEN! America won't hand over internet control to Russia on my watch

Roger Kynaston

Re: All hail the new Golden Don!

FoTW? I know that it isn't complete gibberish in terms of grammar but ...

You have brightened up a drab Thursday and for that I thank you Sir.

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She cannae take it, Captain Kirk! USS Zumwalt breaks down

Roger Kynaston
Pint

El Reg unit

is that IoW ferry the one that goes from Southampton to Cowes, Portsmouth to Wootton Bridge or Lymington to Yarmouth? Precision please!

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MoD confirms award of giant frikkin' laser cannon contract

Roger Kynaston
Mushroom

Frikkin lasers

Will armour plating now consist of giant mirrors or will it just burn through the glass and reflective coating? My physics on such things is of course close to no existent.

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The next Bond – Basildon or Bass-Ass? YOU decide

Roger Kynaston
Coat

Siri as Bond

If we have Siri as Bond then the villain has to be Cortana while the rebellious good guy that Bond/Siri uses to defeat has to be a penguin.

In terms of a Jane Bond - why not Sophie Okenedo?

Mines the one with no original ideas it in it.

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Excel abuse hits new heights as dev uses VBA to code spreadsheet messaging app

Roger Kynaston
Thumb Up

Tide tables

but does the laptop on your chart table have enough oomph to spin up the Win98VM?

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Meet Deliveroo's ‘bold and impactful’ new logo. No, really

Roger Kynaston
Pint

This is a spoof right?

if not I need lots of beer.

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It's time for humanity to embrace SEX ROBOTS. For, uh, science, of course

Roger Kynaston

When will the Fail get hold of this?

We can then be treated to a spectacular explosion of righteous rage.

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Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

Roger Kynaston

Off the wall (or not)

Hows about Helen Mirren?

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Roger Kynaston

Re: Gina Carano

I would definitely like a Jane Bond and Gina would be first class. Any british actresses?

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'Second Earth' exoplanet found right under our noses – just four light years away

Roger Kynaston

Obligatory HGTH reference

At least any explorers will be able to stock up with food at Port Brasta.

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Five-storey Blue Screen Of Death spotted in Thailand

Roger Kynaston
Meh

public BSOD

The video ad screens on Underground stations regularly advertise the stability of MS operating systems.

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Swedish Pokemon teens terrorised by laser-wielding 'sex pigs'

Roger Kynaston
Coat

Re: That's really

Arghhh. I should really downvote you for bringing that back to light. Anyway, two can play at that

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087425/?ref_=fn_al_tt_5

Not much link with the original story though except that they have skiing in Sweden.

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Hey, turn down that radio, it's alien season and we're hunting aliens

Roger Kynaston
Pint

Re: I for one take 2

Well looking at frequencies in the MHz range as opposed to the GHz range is I suppose relatively long wavelength.

I am not very good with radio propagation but very long wavelength (on the order of KHz) bounces off the ionoshere so I presume that just as SW radio can travel round the world any incoming SW would bounce back out into space.

I am going to fit the boat with an HF with a pactor modem set at some point so will have to learn more about all that sort of stuff.

Beer because it is nearly time.

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Roger Kynaston
Coat

I for one

Welcome our low frequency overlords.

had to be done.

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ICO wades in after GP doxxes woman to her estranged ex-partner

Roger Kynaston

Ouch

As GP surgeries are more or less individual companies I can imagine more of them not having a good handle on information security.

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Mars' 'little green men' buried alive by merciless meteorites – new theory

Roger Kynaston
Coat

Mars Attacks?

NC

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Openreach to split from BT... so they'll be 'Legally Separate'

Roger Kynaston

Full separation

Does that mean Openreach would be publicly traded? What would be the outcome if some other provider (Verizon or such like) decides to bid for it? Is that a a possibility? I don't live in the States but I gather that they are not very popular over that side of the pond.

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BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

Roger Kynaston

Happy days

Not strictly a printer droids fault but ...

I once worked at a university and a big part of the annual registration process to getting the registration form working. As they had not progressed to proper interfaces between systems the registration form was a 5 part carbon that had to be printed on some ancient serial connected matrix printers. Of course, each year they would redesign the bloody form and it was a different size every time so i had a major fight to fiddle the printer settings to work with it

I actually suggested getting an interface between Student Records and Finance at a meeting and the head of registry went absolutely ballistic.

I wish I had a step ladder now.

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Holy Crap! Bloke finishes hand-built CPU project!

Roger Kynaston
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Can we git it to be PM

Sounds like it would make a better job of the current crop both just departed and future. Must have more processing power than a blonde mop.

Excellent project though and I would vote for either Betchley or Science Museum.

Beer because the builder definitely deserves one and I need lots tonight.

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Put storage inside the individual hosts of a virtual cluster? You're CRAZY... Like a fox

Roger Kynaston

Re: who is actually reading the article?

I read it as well but didn't understand it. In the BS bingo league though this seems to score quite highly and hyper is the new term so I propose we hyperconverge our hypervisors with a hypertext interface. In that way we can realise the full potential of our hyperbole.

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Stuxnet was the opening shot of decades of non-stop cyber warfare

Roger Kynaston
Mushroom

What happens when real people get killed

The trouble with military action is that people will be in the line of fire. Unless this sort of thing targets purely military systems civilians are going to be damaged/killed. Most IT infrastructure is aimed at supporting a countries civilians. Let us suppose that a future Stuxnet is able to make a nuclear reactor melt down ( I know that this is extremely unlikely given all the safety cutouts and such like in that industry). Would such a thing then be classed as a war crime? After all, dropping some ordinance on the reactor would be.

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When Capita job ads go BAD

Roger Kynaston
Happy

Good Friday along with BOFH

And it is getting on for Beer o clock as well.

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Queen's Speech: Ministers, release the spaceplanes!*

Roger Kynaston

Re: Who's Brenda? @Oor Nonny-Muss

A very many years ago Private Eye had a picture of a much younger Brenda with a speech bubble saying "I hope you realise I didn't write this crap"

I was too young to see it for real but my Father had a ten year compilation of Eyes that the pre teen me used to enjoy reading all the rude words.

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IBM invents printer that checks for copyrights

Roger Kynaston

Daft idea

If I want to copyright something. All i do is put

© Roger Kynaston 2016

at the bottom and it is my copyright. Enforcing this is another issue. Will it block anything with the © in it.

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5% of drivers want Nigel Farage to be their in-car robo butler

Roger Kynaston

Rab C Nesbitt

I once had a passenger with a broad glaswegian accent trying to direct me to a place in Bristol - it was highly amusing. Perhaps it should be interspersed with Brian Sewell though.

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We're calling it: World hits peak Namey McNameface

Roger Kynaston
Coat

Friday and there is no

BOFHy McBastardface

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UK.gov is about to fling your data at anyone who wants it. How? Why? Shut up, pleb

Roger Kynaston
Go

One way for plebs to be heard

It is a bit old fashioned but writing to your MP can help. Most of them like receiving post and should forward it to the relevant minister who will then get a mandarin to write some flannel. At least if they get a lot of letters they realise that people are not happy bunnies and may even read one of the well reasoned letters.

Of course if your MP is a time serving pillock you are bit stuffed.

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Siri's maker finally unveils dev-tastic universal AI interface Viv

Roger Kynaston

Not just the Young Ones

All the Vivian's (Viv Richards) and Viviennes (Vivienne Leigh) are not going to be too happy about being reduced to a bot.

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Brit polar vessel christened RRS Sir David Attenborough

Roger Kynaston

I pity the poor radio operator

Falmouth Coastguard, Falmouth Coastguard, Falmouth Coastguard. This is RSS David Attenborough, RSS David Attenborough. We are giving notice that we will be deploying diving operations with ROV Boaty McBoatface in Lat blah Long blah. They will trip over everything all the time!

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At last: Ordnance Survey's map wizardry goes live

Roger Kynaston
Pint

Map geek

I'll have to sign up for the paid one though I am going to continue my quest to get all 204 sheets in the Landranger.

Any chance the Admiralty could be persuaded to do something similar given how awful ARCS is?

Beer because a pub should be the end destination of all walks.

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Remain in the EU and help me snoop on the world, says Theresa May

Roger Kynaston
Joke

Re: Kryptonaut

Theresa May most definitely *Cannot* have her wicked way with me!

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US congresscritter's iPhone hacked (with, er, the cell networks' help)

Roger Kynaston
Happy

Re: Maybe it is time for....

I read that as SSB first. I am sure we would all love a return to HAM radio! No privacy but no one has to hack it as it is broadcast in clear for the whole world to listen to.

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Chilling evidence emerges of Kilocat weapon

Roger Kynaston
Pint

First class

Very enjoyable and I for one welcome our thousand feline overlords. Add my virtual beer to the jars for this evening though were I happily in Spain I would like to have a nice bottle of Navarra wine.

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Hey, Atlantis Computing. What the heck is this in your EULA?

Roger Kynaston
Coat

The first rule

The first rule about EULA is that you don't talk about EULA.

I'm off. Got an office party of all things.

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Prof Hawking to mail postage-stamp space craft to Alpha Centauri using frickin' lasers

Roger Kynaston
Happy

funding of projects

If Milner wants to fund an interesting research project - I would be happy for him to get me a Rival 41 and I will verify the effects of rum punch on humans while they sit an anchor in palm fringed anchorages in the Caribbean.

This would need to be a long term research project and of course we would need to check the effects of all sorts of alcohol all over the place. On the upside, the return would be somewhat quicker than a 20 year mission to Alpha Centauri - I estimate 8 to 10 years would allow a thorough investigation.

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Dropping 1,000 cats from 32km: How practical is that?

Roger Kynaston

cat types

You'll be grinning from the other side of your face when they land, or not.

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Roger Kynaston
Pint

Definitely Friday and getting on for beer oclock

Class article. Also playmobile or it didn't happen.

OT can we have a real ale beer icon as well?

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Truly crap exhibition dumped on Isle of Wight

Roger Kynaston

Re: Also a Waste of Humanity

just google Gilbert and George for shit art. NSFW though.

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Here's a great idea: Let's make a gun that looks like a mobile phone

Roger Kynaston

I know that the gun debate is a bit more nuanced than many make it (NRA and control people) but ... No!!

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You can't dust-proof a PC with kitchen-grade plastic food wrap

Roger Kynaston

discussion thread on a sailing forum

Back in the day of newsgroups there was a rather noisy one I lurked on once in a while. It was very east coast US oriented which made it rather boring for someone in Blighty.

Still there was one thread where someone suggested that they could weatherproof their PC by filling it with closed cell foam. There were some jokes about how it could double up as a lifejacket but I never heard how quickly it cooked itself.

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Bill Gates can’t give it away... Still crazy rich after all these years

Roger Kynaston
Coat

If he wants to unload

$1.6 million (~£1M). I have my eye on a Rival 41 and ideas about going cruising for a few years. Mine's the red one with reflective tape on it.

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GCHQ spies quashed this phone encryption because it was too good against snoopers

Roger Kynaston
Pint

Re: MP letter-writing time again

I totally agree with you but the current state of our representatives is altogether highly lamentable. I have a long history of writing to my elected representative and in the past was able to get some sort of reasoned response from them. At the very least they would pass my letter to the relevant department so some lowly and overworked civil servant could draft a letter coming out with the accepted flannel of the day.

Now all you get is a stupid email from him saying he sympathises with my concerns but he is still going to do whatever stupid thing they are voting for because you have to balance the interests of blah blah blah.

BTW my MP is Chuka Umunna and it is only since he has left the front bench that he replies at all.

Time to run away to sea methinks.

Beer because I need one now.

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Server retired after 18 years and ten months – beat that, readers!

Roger Kynaston
Go

a few years ago

A SPARCServer 1000 finally gave up the ghost and Oracle or it may still have been Sun didn't have the parts so we dug out a slightly less aged E450 to move the app to. It had been running since 1993 I think. Oddly, the disks were a dreadful setup with a series of small disks mirrored onto one larger one using disk suite.

The users hated the application as well as I remember but it took years to migrate to the new one.

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Boffins switch on pinchfist incandescent bulb

Roger Kynaston

How will this work with 12v DC?

I replaced my navigation lights with LED a couple of years ago and love only burning 6W at the masthead rather than the original 25W. Also, will they burn out regularly as a trip up a 12 metre mast involves a lot of winch grinding for some poor sod (my wife can't do heights).

Interesting thing though.

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Planet-bonking rock hunt armed with humanity's cruellest weapon: bureaucracy

Roger Kynaston
Pint

Optional

Have a beer for the headline

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Microsoft's 200 million 'Windows 10' 'devices' include Lumias, Xboxes

Roger Kynaston
Happy

200 million devices

So will this be revised down to 199,999,999 when I get around to defenestrating the laptop I bought in December?

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How long until we can build R2-D2 and C-3PO?

Roger Kynaston
Coat

I for one

Welcome our bullet shaped overlords complete with gold plated humanoid interpreters.

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'Powerful blast' at Glasgow City Council data centre prompts IT meltdown

Roger Kynaston
Mushroom

Business Continuity

I wonder if they tried to invoke an underfunded and fundamentally unworkable business continuity plan.

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