* Posts by Mark

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The Hadron Collider: What's it all about, then?

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Alien

re: element 115, anybody ???

You used the wrong icon.

Either that or you'll have to explain why element 115 is the result of two stars near each other.

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Boffin

re: Don't Worry

"you might want to change your approach and worry more about direct observations of reality instead of theorizations."

Uh, so we should stop just theorising about what may be the cause of inertial mass and build something so we can SEE a particle that could cause MASS but be undetectable because it is of such high energy it cannot exist except as a virtual particle?

OK.

I suggest we engineer something where we can get the energy concentration necessary to make these virtual particles exist for a detectible amount of time. This is probably best done by putting kinetic energy into particles and then getting them dense enough to create the right conditions.

To make them steerable, we should chose a charged particle. Protons maybe. Some sort of charged hadron anyway.

And if we shoot them about in opposite directions when the occasional one wollops into another one, the energy density should therefore be enough for our purposes.

Since this will be expensive, we need several countries involved. Best, from a political standpoint, to put the device in a suitably inoffensive "neutral" country with borders near to lots of other countries, so they all feel like they get involved. Switzerland should do. And CERN could work it, after all, they have some experience.

Can someone make such a device, please.

Sony can sue distributor for sales value of stolen goods, not just cost

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Only acceptable if

This is only acceptable if the retailer is suing Sony for the sale loss. Sony can then get their money back from the packaging company.

If Sony aren't going to be out of pocket by this amount, then Sony are getting unjust enrichment and the extra should not go to Sony but to court costs and the government.

Amazon flash mob mauls Spore DRM

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re:Not sure what all the fuss is about.

Not sure how you don't when to not see the fuss you need (in your own words):

"I've never had to reinstall the OS and I won't be undertaking hardware upgrades. The DRM makes absolutely no difference to me."

So what if you DO want to reinstall the OS (maybe it's not a Mac)? What if you DO want to upgrade hardware? What if they aren't YOU?

And you WERE affected: the price of the game was increased to pay for the protection scheme. Unless you think that EA have paid for it out of the profits and executive bonuses dependent thereon...

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re:EA Will Be Loving This

MS won't.

What's the one mom & pop reason for why Linux isn't ready for the home? Games.

When there are no games, what reason to have that broken piece of shite installed? None.

This is not good for microsoft.

It may be why they bought a few companies: not to ensure the XBox gets "must have" titles (Halo. Bungie Bastards) but to ensure there are games that will only run on the Blessed OS.

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re: CD-checking is annoying but permissable, DRM is not.

But if I have to dig out the game CD to play it, I won't bother. I mostly play either the "game of the moment" that I'm running in the CD (one out of MANY games) or play one of the ones I've got the no-CD crack for.

Why?

Because the 500GB hard drive is plenty for a LOT of games to remain installed. However, I only have two DVD drives. So the CD/DVD is left on a shelf and I have to look for the game to pop it in (and maybe remove one of the other ones). So it's not worth it. But just play without the CD? I can change and play a game for a day or an hour. Just clicking the icon will play it.

Scientology critics fight YouTube takedown notices

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Alien

re: I don't see what all the fuss is about.

However, CoS members are NOT your ordinary bully.

The CoS beliefs are set up to make YOU special. EXTRA special. In fact, makes you one of the elite REAL humans on the planet.

And, unlike other religions that say that these others that do not believe in their God are going straight to hell and serves them right, CoS says that these others are here SPECIFICALLY to persecute and remove all "real humans" (i.e. the CoS people).

I.e. the very existence non-believers is the cause of all CoS "humans" going to hell.

They cannot afford to let you live.

Unless you are a cypher, someone who doesn't know what's going on. They are just empty shells and may be salvageable. But those who do not believe and actively talk against CoS beliefs? They are evil incarnate, trying to ensure their continued slavery and must be silenced for the good of all "real humans".

Ignoring them merely means they get to put everyone into induction. Those that don't induct must be broken and removed.

London Stock Exchange limps back online

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Coat

9.999% is five nines

Sorted.

Digital divide looms again over superfast broadband for all

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Paris Hilton

"bring back penile labour"

I'm pretty sure that making prisoners break rocks and dig trenches with their penis would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

Penal labour would work better: this is where you use prison inmates (a prison is a penal institution, not penile, though USians seem almost proud of their PMITA system).

Problem here is that a work gang needs a lot more guards to ensure nobody wanders off rather than back to prison.

It may work better as a form of reduced labour as a substitute to imprisonment for non violent crimes.

E.g.:

Either six months in prison or two months in a work gang. Choose one.

Amazon to sell one OLPC laptop for the price of two

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Dead Vulture

@Speedy

Yup, because there's no limit to the idiots and their money that will fall to a scam in the west, is there. No limited resource at all.

Maybe if we cut off the fingers of all third world people they wouldn't be able to type on computers and make a scam email.

Sorted!

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re: Cost? Rather get a AeeeeeeePC?

Well, two OLPC machines ARE going to be more expensive than one EEEPC.

However, the EEEPC doesn't last as long on a charge and cannot take being left on the grass, accidentally kicked, etc anywhere near as well as the EEEPC.

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Alien

@Jim aka "Naziboi"

Well, thank you for that well reasoned rant.

FFS, do you really think that the OLPC will be getting children to make them and making them work 20 hours a day?

Shit, sherlock, you really HAVE drunk the Anne Coulter koolaid.

This is probably an alien language to you, though. Neo-con brainwashing is pretty extensive.

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Dead Vulture

re: So...

Uh, these kids would be getting PAID to work their fingers to the bone building these machines. With this "money" they can BUY food.

So all our money is going to fund these children you assume are making the machines to earn money and therby food AND to give them a free PC to educate themselves and get out of the rut where their only job is building these PC's, working their fingers to the bone.

Twonk.

My name really is Ivan O'Toole, admits Ivan O'Toole

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Pirate

Luckily

you usually get to plant the evil SOB's who did that to you.

Feel free to point that out to them while they are alive and add "by the way, thanks for the stupid name".

Hadron boffins: Our meddling will not destroy universe

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Alien

@Neil Stansbury

And the size of that black hole would be far far smaller than any atom nucleus.

The atom nucleus which is far far smaller than any atom.

So the chances of anything falling in that hole are a billion to one a year.

(OK, so I had to jiggle it to get it to scan).

This would mean nowt falls in in thousands of transits. Nothing. And anything that does is one small part of one atom. A miniscule additional mass.

The earth would last a hundred billion years.

And the sun will eat the earth well before then.

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@ian

Don't worry. Unless we lose all our duct tape stores, we've played enough Doom III to see these demonic hordes back to the pit of hell they sprung from.

We may need Karl Urbgen's help, though. If we do, keep The Rock away, OK?

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re: What if there is no Hawking Radiation?

What if there are no strangelets? No micro black holes? Then the lack of Hawking radiation is moot.

I've come to the conclusion that the reason why there's so much chicken little on the LHC is because some dipstick in marketing thought of the name "God Particle" for the Higgs Boson and the God Squad are scared it'll be literally true...

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re: Hang on...

"why was the LHC built in favour of a collection of spacecraft each containing one of the LHC's detector types?"

Because you wouldn't like having to put up with scientists with geiger counters and so on walking around in your bedroom to catch the ones that are passing through there. And all the other bedrooms. Because the particles are more numerous but some silly cunt up there is not shooting them all in a convenient place for putting detectors.

BAD GOD!

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re: No problems "expected"?

Well, we expect the sun to come up tomorrow based purely on the science of orbital mechanics and stellar physics.

We expect to live through the night and not die of heart attack.

We expect lots of things that do come true.

Employee has no privacy on company computers, US court rules

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This would include

The employee otherwise known as "the CEO", yes?

But I seem to remember some IT grunt being sacked or sued for reading the CEO's email a while back.

Ah well, privilege does mean "private law". And the CEO's of large companies are certainly "the privileged".

Open source release takes Linux rootkits mainstream

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@Fraser

re: "@AC 0310 - Yes, McAffee write viruses, that's right."

Uh, they do. As proof of code and to see if their heuristics will work.

And if there are some less desirable (from a point of view of social responsibility) employees, they can export these viruses.

Or is anti-virus the only place where everyone is trustworthy?

How to stop worrying and enjoy paying for incoming calls

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re: Regulation?

However, the free market requires an informed consumer base.

And corporations will NOT tell you the whole truth, even when they won't tell you lies.

So you need at least enough regulation to ensure that this free information is made available to MAKE the free market you don't want regulation for. Without that absolute demand that there be full information available, regulation is needed to replace the power choice would have given you if you HAD been informed.

So if you want a free market, you must remove any barriers to customers getting any relevant information they require to make the choice (so ban all that "commercial in confidence" and the lock-in periods, both removing either choice or information), or put up with regulation about what you can do and keep your secrets and privilege.

Mythbusters RFID episode axed after 'pressure' from credit card firms

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re: You can read RFIDs -- duh!

You can read a barcode too.

So why isn't a barcode good enough? Why must it be RFID?

To make reading it automatically easier?

Well, that's also a problem because it makes snooping your card easier too: the only difference is why you're reading the chip, not how.

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@M. Burns

But when they take you to court over it, the government steps in and FORCES you to accede to the demands. Or face criminal charges.

So how come this doesn't count as the government abridging free speech?

eMusic rattles ISPs over legal downloads

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re: WTF?

Exactly. Which should be said:

"Look out! A bus is about to hit you!"

or

"Look out! A bus has hit you!"

?

Government kids database under fire, again

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re: How to tell if your Home Secretary is part of a gang

"Do ya wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang"

Maybe we ought to put that song back in the charts. It would do a lot to remove the cachet from being "in" a gang.

All proceeds to go to children in need.

;-)

McKinnon a 'scapegoat for Pentagon insecurity'

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re: Not that old chestnut

And any pictures from the Sun can be in Saudi Arabia because of the internet, where such pictures are illegal.

Would we listen to them ask us to deport them for summary execution for showing teh boobeez?

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re: Sounds about right

It's "wrong" to go behind enemy lines and act as a spy in a foreign sovereign country.

It is still done and even expected.

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re: Is this guy still around?

Awww. Is ickle widdle ooo cying boo boos because oo is inconwenienced?

Diddums.

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re: Plea bargaining

Ach, we've had the example of the worst of this regarding the sex offenders register.

People (almost all male) are found peeing in doorways or something like that and arrested. They are charged with indecent exposure and told that if they just cop a plea saying they are guilty, they'll not be charged.

They forget to mention that they will still go on the sex offenders register (even if it is only the low-risk one).

They do mention that if they go to court, they will have NO chance to win and will likely have jail time and a sexual offence rap on their record.

Scared into saying yes so that the police can increase their rates.

Why the US faces broadband price hikes

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"ISPs are in the business to make money."

And this money is OUR money.

If they want it, they'd better do what we want with it.

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@Richard Bennett

But you're drinking their whiskey and screwing US!

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Re: Bandwidth is free, right?

It doesn't cost $40 per Mbit/s though.

At a contention of 5:1 you can still make a profit out of an OC48 at wholesale rates. They are using contention ratios of 50:1.

And it IS free because the pipe is paid for whether it is full or not, so the first bit is EXPENSIVE but after that one, free.

In the end, if we can't USE broadband for "movies, music, and fast internet" then what the fuck do we need it for? If we're going to be capped at a rate that is less than dial-up, we will get dial-up. And then all this "content" possibility that DROVE the dot-com boom (build fast lines and get it to the customers and you'll rake in SHITLOADS of cash) will be worthless. All those websites that use flash will be abandoned.

Then when this is done, all the ISP's have is a bunch of expensive glass threads.

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re: are we really eating all the bandwidth?

Comcast Canada (IIRC) had to produce internal documents to show why they needed throttling.

less than 5% of the time were comcast's networks loaded to capacity.

I think that answers your question.

Fujitsu wants NHS exit payment

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re: quick corrections

So just because one side is guilty of wasting money, we should allow the other side to???

McKinnon supporters plan Home Office demo

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re: I really dont get it

well, why aren't the admins who did NOT secure these military machines being court martialed?

He didn't break in either. the door was open on a public server. You didn't log in here to read the messages, so you MUST have cracked a media website!

He hasn't done a crime. Breaking in is only a criminal matter when $5000 of damages are done in the attempt. Total losses caused by McKinnon? $0.

Did he break in? The US have given not even the UK government any evidence he did or what he took.

For all these reasons which are legal issues alone, he should not be deported to go to "PMITA prison" USA.

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@Raymond Wilson

For which, the UK prosecution decided wasn't worth persuing.

The US wanted to make an example of him so that only PROPER terrorists will want to enter "password" into the password entry form for root access, not harmless people that they can't put up as *exactly* why they need the death penalty for hacking computers.

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@Sarah Bee

Yeah, like

a) Don't hide priests from persecution

b) Don't kill the King

c) Don't revolt against your government

d) Don't stand in a white only section of a bus

e) Don't chain yourself to a railing outside parliament

they were all criminal acts.

But we made our world with them.

Not that this is in anything like the same league, but it shows how ASSININE "if you can't do the time" meme is.

PC Gamers get Bill of Rights

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Boffin

re: None of these things are "Rights"

Uh, merchantability? That covers a few of them.

rights of first sale covers another one or two.

misrepresentation (fraud acts) cover another couple.

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Alert

@Kevin Murray etc

UNIX does it this way and seems to have no problems at all.

If it doesn't work under Windows then this must be something to do with the way Windows handles user accounts and home directories.

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@jonathan keith

What if valve go into receivership before they can get around to making a DRM removal patch? What if they are bought (especially on a hostile takeover)?

They cannot then release such a patch.

Bioware have done it for DiabloII, but I don't want D3 because they kept nerfing the single player of D2 so that you eventually HAD to play online as the only way to avoid either

a) MASSIVELY reduced damage potential by ensuring you have no weak spots

b) a quit-and-reload when a MSLE FE Fire/lightning/physical immune boss turns up with his MSLE exploding pals

c) getting Level 2 character magic stuff only dropped from monsters a L20 character can kill, making the drop USELESS

So I don't want to play D2 online. Especially when they nuked the battle net clone that WORKED BETTER by complaining that it didn't have the copy protection and missing out (or not having to explain) that they refused to tell them how to put the copy protection in their servers. And they kept patching it and changing the gameplay until it is worthless playing SP.

I'm not going to spend money on them to make me pissed off. I can do that just by burning my cash in front of me.

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Stop

"This simply wont work"

Why?

Will games companies become unprofitable unless they can screw a customer as if they were a consumer?

No DRM: well, no DRM has stopped piracy and because digital software replicates without error, only one copy needs to be cracked. So chuck it. No DRM has turned a pirate into a customer. I didn't buy X2 or X3 because of their copy protection. DRM cost them AT LEAST two sales PLUS the cost of buying the protection. PLUS support call overhead.

EULA insanity: Berne convention says that copies required to make the use of the product is not a copyright controlled action, so EULA's are not required for playing games. And it brings no extra profit in to the company. It does get their lawyers something to bill for.

CD in drive: well how does this help? Daemon Tools avoids this and if you're careful of the disk (I.e. an adult), by the time the game CD dies due to the death by a thousand scratches, the game is no longer available, so no new sale there. Then again, the games I play most have been patched to no-CD use and often if I think "I'll just play I-War 2" I find I have to find the CD first, I won't bother playing.

If they can't get a game out right, then allow a full replacement of the CD. It'll cost 30p for two stamps, another 30p for a new CD and a few quid to pay for some desk jockey to swap out the CD for a working one. This does mean they don't have to keep a patch server running.

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Thumb Down

"Steam works fine, theres nothing wrong with it."

Oh yes there is.

When you bought the CD did you know you can't sell it on? You can't pass it to your brother when you've played?

What happens when Steam service no longer supports your game?

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LAN games

Given that LAN games either mean "your immediate family and friends" or having to lug a computer over to a neutral territory and set up, it should be possible to run a LAN game without an internet connection AT ALL. Even if it requires one CD installation (only one key for all installs).

After all, what's the likelihood that you'll go to the trouble of lugging a computer to a LAN party and NOT have the game?

But dropping the requirement means that I can install the game on my machine at home and if I have my brother in law over, we can have a lan game there and then with my two computers in a small home network and have a laugh. No revenue loss, since I wouldn't buy two CD's just so I can play a LAN game once in a blue moon and LAN parties can be done safer (one install on a central system means your machine won't get hosed by someone else's virused machine because you can netboot and not have to use your own HDD).

And a game with more use is more valuable and therefore more likely to sell.

UK punters scowl at webmail ad targeting

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re: There is an easy way to avoid this threat:

Well free webmail is solving a problem your ISP isn't:

when you're not at home, how do you get your email?

Most ISP's I've used will allow you to log in to your email account from outside their network, but the connection isn't encrypted, so anyone sniffing on the network can abuse your email.

But you don't need access all that often, so spending the folding stuff on webmail access is a little redundant.

There's another reason for it, too. And one the ISP really doesn't want to help you with: if you use the ISP email, when you leave them you have to contact everyone to say you're not there any more.

Use webmail and you have one email address you don't have to change when you change ISP.

'course spending money on that is worth while.

And you are still locked in to requiring the webmail company to continue operating.

McCain: Keep Shuttle flying, don't trust Russia

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"its assistance was invaluable"

No, it was expensive.

The america we have now isn't the america then. Hell, that was over two generations ago, many of the people that did risk their lives (for whatever reason) are now dead.

Harking back to that is as relevant as harking back to how Ug saved Grog's life when he threw that stone at the tiger 30,000 years ago.

Bet against the bubble - how to head off a subprime crisis

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re: New theory? - try July 1944

These landlords with plenty of housing were called "Councils".

Councils are being allowed to buy the properties however, so it may be in a very small way correcting itself.

Vodafone says termination rate clampdown would hit the poor

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Paris Hilton

re: re: voicemal (Chris)

"I'm sick of mobitards (I like that one) who use the "free" voicemail, thus ensuring that if I dial them and they don't answer, I will be charged."

Uh, if they want to get back in touch with YOU, they need to call you. And they'll be paying for that.

What if I want to talk to my gran but have a wrong number. So I call and I call and I call, trying to get in touch with my Nan.

And then you run out of credits.

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Paris Hilton

re: Has anybody actually read anything about this proposal?

"it's about charging the network operator to accept calls."

So how will LittleMobileHome cover the cost of Carphone Warehouse callers?

Charge you to receive them.

What vodaphone is hoping is that everyone will move to their network. Or at least all the small players first, then they can turn on the weaker brand name operators.

Medical isotope scarcity as Dutch reactor goes titsup

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re: Dirty bombs

Hell, use old drug addict needles for that Bio Terror Weapon feel...