* Posts by TeeCee

8116 posts • joined 5 Oct 2007

Watch the world's biggest 'flying bum' go arse over tit in a crash

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Re: Martha Gwyn ?

Don't suppose she looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race?

It would all make sense then...

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Honor 8: Huawei targets millennials with high-spec cheapie. 3 words – Food pic mode

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Not Again!

1920 by 1080 resolution, with 423 pixels per inch,

And that PPI count is higher than the human eye can discern, making anything more than that a waste of time, effort and money. Crowing over the number of invisible pixels is straight out of the "this cam iz bestest 'cos its got more megapixels than that cam" school of review.

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If this headline was a security warning, 90% of you would ignore it

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Makes sense.

The only pop-ups I've seen in ages are those telling me that "Android devise is in damage by four virus" or similar.

I ignore them.

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Samsung points high-speed Z-SSD smack-bang at XPoint

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Well, reliability is something only proven in long-term use. Exactly how many large scale XPoint installations with a couple of years of usage are there out there to back that up?

Hmm, what's that horrible smell? Could it be Horse? Sheep? Pig? No it's definitely Bull...

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Australia's privacy watchdog launches '#Censusfail' probe

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Maybe, as they're not septics, they're still looking for a dictionary that has the word "exfiltrated" in it?

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Watch hot 'stars' shower ... again. It's Perseid meteor showtime

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Re: Any money

And there was I thinking that aggressively peripatetic herds of tripodal, carnivorous vegetation was a bit of a stretch of the imagination as well.

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NASA test foiled by rocket shaking power cord loose from camera

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Re: Shaky!

Well, now that they've worked out that they need to duct tape the power cord to the camera, I'm sure that a non-shaky video (courtesy of a lot more duct tape on the camera) will be along soon.

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Billion-tonne IceCube: Sterile neutrino does not exist

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And did they subject their findings to the standard CERN validation test for seriously amazing shit (wiggle the wires a bit and then try again)?

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Violence, vandals and vomit: London's naughtiest tech Tube stations revealed

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Re: SPADs, TDFs, what a cornucopia for disaster

A real heads-up for when the PR bods trot out the old "automation is safer" line.

I wonder how many trains ran a red light on the DLR?

Ah.....thought so.

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$67M in bitcoin stolen as hacking typhoon lashes Hong Kong's Bitfinex

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.... a hypothetical future Bitcoin movie.

OMFG! Over two hours of propeller-headed geeks and raving conspiracy loons in a love-in of sheer smugness.

I think I'd rather sit through the director's cut of "Watching paint dry".

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Android's latest patches once again remind us: It's Nexus or bust if you want decent security

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Re: Yawn

Thanks for that. How's life in Google these days?

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Jacob Appelbaum is a bullying sex pest, says ex-employer Tor Project

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Re: Takeover of TOR

Gosh, I was wondering how long it would take for the raving conspiracy wankhammers to get in on this one. Sneaking in anonymously in full tinfoil-hat mode to grab first post must be a record.

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Zero-day hole can pwn millions of LastPass users, all that's needed is a malicious site

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What goes around...

Well, I laughed.

@ all those touting Lastpass every fucking time a password issue comes up: There's a saying about eggs and baskets which you should probably look up.

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Apple Watch exec Bob Mansfield 'gets into secret Apple car'

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Re: Quality

Ah ye, the Alfasud. Give 'em credit, that was a breakthrough in materials science from the Italians.

Water-soluble steel...

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Harrison Ford's leg, in the Star Wars film, with the Millennium Falcon door

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Eh? What?

"and hit a button before starting to walk back through it, believing the set was not live and that it would not close"

So, in effect, he closed the door on himself by being a careless twat.

And some bunch of legal fuckwits compensated him for doing that??!!11!!

So this is how it all ends, not with a bang, but with a lawsuit...

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Micron sets a canary to watch over its stock in case of takeover

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WTF?

...gets to the point in this statement.

I'd hate to see how they'd put that if they wanted to beat about the bush or hide the point in bullshit.

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Nintendo to investors: Pokémon Go won't make money come

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How dare they!

Of course they deserve to be punished. If the great unwashed ever realised that having a massive user base is not the same as having a massive load of cash, the whole house of cards might come down.

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Free Windows 10 upgrade: Time is running out – should you do it?

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"....should you do it?"

Yes if you're 99.99% of people.

No if you own and wear a tinfoil hat which has a propeller on it.

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World religions stake out positions on Pokemon Go

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Re: Gotta Damn Them All (To Hell) !

Bit silly really, as Mohammed was a top Pokémon trainer in his day.

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Official: AMD now stands for Avoiding Miserable Death

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Also, if it hadn't been for Intel's massive kick up the arse from the AMD Athlon and Opteron 64s, we'd be stuck with bloody Itaniums these days.

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Internet issues again

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Is it just BT? There's been some weird shit going on for the last couple of days.

So far today, Tesco's online payment system is cattle-trucked and anything at ".gov" is lucky lotto as to whether it responds at all[1]. Yesterday morning, every UK site was either slow or unavailable and NatWest fell off the internet completely, even the API connections were unreachable.

[1] Yes, I am trying to sort out the car for another year, why do you ask?

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Raving mad: Glow sticks are secret weapon in Facebook's 2.1Gbps laser internet drones

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Re: Glowing orbs in the sky

....an artilleryman doesn't know friend or foe, only targets.

A fact also well-known by Harrier pilots. When the Falklands went off, some eejit decided that rather than taking an RAF regiment unit, they'd just get 'em to give their Rapier batteries to the pongoes.

The results were what you'd expect from giving an antiaircraft system that effective to a bunch who can't tell the difference between a Harrier and a Mirage from more than 10 feet away.

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How's this for irony? US Navy hit with $600m software piracy claim

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Piracy?

As they are a government fleet, surely they're privateers, not pirates?

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An anniversary to remember: The world's only air-to-air nuke was fired on 19 July, 1957

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IIRC, the specialist on Enola Gay was so worried about the possibility of the thing going off if something went wrong on takeoff, he elected to remove the fuse and explosive trigger. Reassembling same in the bomb bay while in flight was both painful and time-consuming, as the thing hadn't been designed to provide access when in situ.

Tests on the ground had proved it was possible to do this, but only just.

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Coup-Tube: Turkey blocks social networks amid military takeover

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Re: There's more!

The other huge problem is it forces knee-jerk reactionism. Governments no longer have the time to work out a sensible policy before the public goes apeshit over ${agitprop_triviality_of_the_week}.

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Alleged Aussie plum plucker pleads guilty to motel tissue swipe

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Re: "The fate of the allegedly excised testicle"

Sold to a famous Indonesian collector called Lukat Allmi Nutsinjarz.

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Good thing nobody'd left a lit fag end on the ground, that dog might have gone woof.

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White hat hacker AI bots prepare for DARPA's DEF CON cyber brawl

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...to find and address exploitable flaws hidden in DARPA-supplied code.

Are they looking at the code itself? If so; DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

That way lies code security testing which only ever finds previously known bug types, or a world of zero-day heaven as I like to think of it.

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Tupperware vehemently denies any link to storage containerisation

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One of many...

There are quite a few firms who go spare at the sight of their product name being used as a generic name for whatever-it-is. Nobody wants to end up like Hoover, with a globally recognised brand that you can no longer claim exclusive use of.

Now that I know that every time I refer to any sort of container as "Tupperware" one of their lawyers dies screaming, I shall do so more often.

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UK.gov flings £30m at driverless car R'n'D, wants plebs to speek their branes

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Still waiting...

....for the showstopper.

At some point, someone will die in an accident involving an autonomous vehicle. At that point the mantra of "even one death is one too many", beloved of the drooling safety nazis, will come out.

It won't matter that more lives are saved by automation, that's the devil's arithmetic[1] and you're not allowed to do it.

[1] See also: "You can't put a price on human life" and similar stupid aphorisms.

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Please stop working and abuse your expense account at the beach

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Conf call to a colleague out on site in Malta.

He went through the issues and came up with something puzzling:

"Ah, could you ask the lads there if they've been doing XYZ?".

"Er, no. There's nobody in the office."

"Why not?"

"It's a Bank Holiday here.".

"Oh dear, it must be terrible being stuck in the office there all on your own..."

"Er, I'm not in the office, it's closed."

"So you're in your Hotel room then?".

"Er, no. I'm in the pool on the roof."

<Sarcasm> "Oh, pardon us for getting you out of the pool to take this call."</Sarcasm>

"That's all right, you didn't. They actually have a bar in the pool itself and I'm using the phone on that."

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414,949 D-Link cameras, IoT devices can be hijacked over the net

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That sounds like too much work. Surely it would be simpler to just capture the current still and then, at the other end, hit "refresh" on your browser really, really quickly?

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A statement from Steven P Bong concerning alleged CV inaccuracies

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Re: Who????

Well now you've gone and done it!

It seems that Steve Bong neglected to deny that he is Paris Hilton's Online Media Presence Consultant, so he's stuck with that one.

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Isis crisis: Facebook makes Bristol lass an unperson

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Re: Sćüňţhorpe anyone?

Is that in Turkey?

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A trip to the Twilight Zone with a support guy called Iron Maiden

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Hmm.

Some time ago, a colleague and I were sat outside a little bar in Cologne, while waiting for the right moment to set off for the airport and due to the heavy night before, we ordered water.

The German waitress asked us, in the slight yank accent alluded to, whether we would like that with gargles.

Cue two puzzled faces.

After some toing and froing we decided that she actually meant "bubbles"....... despite her insistence that she was correct.

Either she was cloth-eared or, somewhere in the Cologne area, there's a yank teaching English who has a mean streak.

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Hubble spies rare cosmic tadpole galaxy

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Then again, if you really want galactic rotation expressed in revolutions per minute you're going to need a shitload of zeroes after the decimal point.

Either that, or you're going to have to hang on really tightly.

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ZTE flagship elbows aside Xiaomi

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Hmm.

More expensive than a OnePlus 3 with a very similar spec (less memory, less puissant camera, more pixels).

As the pixel density is irrelevant once you get beyond "can't see them" (which both do) we'll have to wait for the reviews as to whether the screen measures up to the OnePlus in use.

As it is, it looks about 50 quid overpriced.....and it only seems to be available in a horrible, tasteless, chav gold finish.

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What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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Re: On the plus side...

Visa controls? Seriously?

Pigs might fly. Even the bloody US operates a visa waiver for the UK and they're seriously fucking paranoid.

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Never-never chip tech Memristor shuffles closer to death row

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Memristor is dead - edged off the table by XPoint.

"Hmm, if HP ever get this Memristor stuff out, that ocean of cash we've hosed over XPoint will be wasted. Call HP and tell 'em they can go whistle for Itanium updates if this ain't killed now."

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My plan to heal this BROKEN, BREXITED BRITAIN

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Missed a trick.

The second referendum will be run under the following rules:

1) The ballot will offer two choices: "Remain" and "Sorry I voted leave last time, but I now wish to remain.".

2) In the unlikely event of a write-in campaign to subvert the democratic process, a result of "Leave" will only be valid if it obtains a Mugabe majority (a minimum of 120% of the vote).

3) Polls will be held every Thursday until the right result is obtained.

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Gun-jumping French pols demand rapid end to English in EU

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....many now suddenly think it is perfectly ok to be brutally racist and ignorant or threaten violence just as general daily conversation....

Yes, I can't stand the Labour "Momentum" types either.

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Re: In the long run, my money is on Mandarin.

Daft bet, unless someone comes up with a writing system for it that's actually practical.

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The one that always cracked me up was the Dutch and Germans talking. In English as, while the Dutchman is almost invariably fluent in German, he's only going to admit that to a bloody German after hell's frozen over.

The actual headline for this article should be: "French make yet another attempt to convince world that French remains relevant as a language. World says 'Meh'..."

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Botnet-powered ballot stuffing suspected in 2nd referendum petition

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Get knotted.

We do real democracy in this country, not Eurodemocracy (tm).

We live with the result, we do not keep holding votes until the proles vote the "right" way, as defined by bien pensant soft-left arseholes.

I have to say that "We don't like the majority view, let's not only have another vote but also change the rules to ensure it goes our way" is a new low for Those Who Know Best.

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DARPA's 'flying wing' drone inches closer to lift-off

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Re: 1950's redux

Chuck Northrop was a serious flying wing enthusiast. Unfortunately he never really cracked the stability problem.

Fly-by-wire solves this and the most recent large-scale look in that direction was the Airbus A380, as it was originally proposed to be a flying wing. This would have only required three engines, carried more passengers and had a shorter wingspan. A win all round.

What scotched this approach was the lack of a "side" to attach a jetway to when the thing's on stand.

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Re: Reinventing are we?

The biggest problem with the Pogo was landing. It turned out to be really, really, really difficult to reverse an aircraft vertically onto a solid surface without exceeding the limitations of the landing gear[1]. Who could have seen that coming? The results here strongly suggested that attempting to land the thing on a ship in any other conditions than the ship being stationary in a flat calm would be suicidal.

Autonomous systems have no issues here as they can "see" in any direction equally as well as forwards. They also react to changes in situation (moving landing surface, sudden gusts of wind, etc) far more rapidly and accurately than a human pilot can. This makes the concept practical.

[1] a.k.a: "crashing into the ground".

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Israeli researcher fans fears: here's another way to cross the airgap

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Re: I already have a solution...

....pink noise generator....

Is that the entire Frankie goes to Hollywood back catalogue on loop?

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Tech firms reel from Leave's Brexit win

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Re: Really?

Spot on. What you're seeing right now is the speculators filling their boots. This is courtesy of the FUD from the remain camp supplying enough by way of market nervousness to make market manipulation easy.

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Re: Really?

The EU doesn't give a rat's arse about Spain. Germany on the other hand......

If you look at how much DE sells here and compare that to the opposite direction, they really would be cutting off their nose to spite their face by getting into a trade spat.

As the EU commission's answer to German industry saying "Jump" is invariably "Yessir, how high?", the outcome here is a foregone conclusion.

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Thunder struck: Apple kills off display line

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Re: Another Apple rots

Hmm. ISTR that the market is about the only thing that magsafe plugs didn't set on fire...

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