What they really need is...
A giant pirate galleon shaped airship data-centre!
134 posts • joined 4 Oct 2007
A giant pirate galleon shaped airship data-centre!
I assume they just troll sometimes... right?
Wait you mean they are serious!
Scientist: Ok hands up all the bacteria who don't want their DNA messed with.
Scientist: No one? Well I guess we're good to go then. Igor! Fetch the artificial DNA vials!
(0/10 Obvious troll)
Coat please o/
This is so going to fail in court.
1) It needs to be obscene not just nude to be illigal
2) If this counted you might as well say a X-ray or MMR scan of children are also illegal
ARCH need to STFU!
I was not aware these people existed and I am now a little scared.
There's an app for that!
Isn't that called Fox News?
Did they try to give it a fruit pastille?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/5sa2pp [Probably NSFW]
Badgers because its not a F#@&ing rat
Clearly they had some kind of automated footprint making robot. But I'm not fooled! NO SIREE!!
...or maybe not!
Could be a big market for rich red-neck big game hunters!
"Ay git ma a Geostationary burd! Ye ha!!!"
Is it not time all iStories carry the ROTM tag!
Apple are clearly under the control of the Lizard Alliance!!!!!!!!1111
AL Qaeda training camps are going to be sooo much better :P
I'll put my tricorne away then :o(
Using IE6 - upgrade already!
Using Chrome - more likely to go for Chocolate Factory apps
Using Opera - Why?
Using Safari on Windows - WTF? Even the Fanboys know its shit!
... because the fanboys will use anything apple make regardless of how s*** it is.
I wouldn't pay for it. I'd rather pay for MS Office or use open office.
Google Apps sharing feature is about the only good thing going for it.
Computer says no.
Great episode Simon!
Hmmm I think I won't be signing up
Why? Just why would you do that?
Best BOFH in ages! Great work Simon.
Ignore all the idiots who failed to get the fake introduction.
About 6 cans normally does the tick
His flying laser money project is going less well!
I was wondering how long it would take for a scathing article from El Reg and this does not disappoint.
Looks like it warped their fragile little minds.
It is well known that the moon is made of cheese. I would have thought you would know that!
"It may be that if it wasn't for Facebook, some students would still find other ways to avoid studying"
What the hell is that? If it is not made of brass and nicely polished hardwood what is the point building a steam car?
No sense of style!
Oh I thought it was Friday for a second :(
Can I be the first to point out it is all well and good until the flying "death bots" with "freakin laser beams" decide we are are the the ones that need to be wiped out!
How much for the rocket launcher or mini gun turret options?
Get the boffins back on something useful like flying cars or breeding monkeys with wings!
What I want to know is who voted for her? <clickety> ah Redditch that explains it...
Redditch you suck!
Its a bit off topic but on the IceCube site is says:
"We actually use large volumes of ice below the South Pole to watch for the rare neutrino that crashes into an atom of ice."
So Ice is an element? Have they thought out using atoms of Fire, Earth and Air?
Where is the ROTM flag?
How are we supposed to keep track of the fearsome escalation in arms bringing us closer and closer to cybergedon?
Has the Reg been taken over by the machines?
1) You installed a beta OS on your PC and didn't backup your files.
2) You formatted a volume and didn't double check it was the right one.
You fail at IT!
Oh and Windows 7 is great - it is what Vista should have been.
"spum-churning zombies" is this a new term I'm not aware of or is it a typo? Frankly I'm not prepared to goggle it to find out!
/mines the one without the spum on it!
You just made that up didn't you.
Can this guy get a comment of the year award?
Perhaps the government should establish a ministry for humour so they can vet what we should find funny. I mean what is the world coming to when you can't make dead prostitute jokes?
If you find it reasonable that the police / security services can use surveillance on telephones then it is not that unreasonable to allow them to access disks - but it should only be done with the appropriate judicial controls and warrants.
Like the article says with the proper precautionary measures you could stop plod planting the trojan in the first place.
>Mines the tinfoil hat
Customer > Hello Microsoft support, my machine is running slow.
MS Support > What OS are you running?
Customer > Vista...
MS Support > Well you should have installed Lin#BEEP#... you stu#BEEP#... twa#BEEEEEP#...
Aren't your pretty much boned if there is a major systems failure on a modern jet?
12) Windows 7
12 Not 7!
I think you will find they are going to have full of shit tattooed on them...
Paris because you can't have a Fellate story without her!
I work in the education sector and we have over the last few weeks replaced about a hundred desktops and disposed of a handful of old servers. I know that's not a massive scale but it's not insignificant. In most cases Shred worked fine, with a few we had to use other tools and there were a dozen or so failed drives that had to be physical destroyed.
Yes it is a pain and it takes time but it has to be done*. Its the "too much time" attitude that cause these leaks.
*Think of the Children** :P
** Actually its people thinking of the Children that cause us to have to wipe everything :D