Posts by Andy G
63 posts • joined Friday 28th September 2007 15:40 GMT
Posted in Scotland welcomes back wild beaver
@Steven
c'mon dude... this is the most beaver I.T. boys see at ant one time isnt it . . .
Boo Hoo !!
RIP Duke. Soooo many promises... no deliveries...
C'mon.... What are you waiting for ...... Christmas (2020)
hehehe. I introduced my son to Duke3d and he wasnt even born when it came out yet he has it on his x-box so i dont think its totally a retro market just yet.... ( well ok lol )
OPEN SOURCE IT...... DUKE NEEDS TO LIVE AGAIN !!!!
Paris coz she always comes again...... and again..... and again heheheh
Posted in Isle of Man KKK burns cross on Facebook
@AC
aint totally inbread... we have sheep genes in our pool too u know !!!!
oh and i bet they are happy to pop down the local indian on the prom after a good (????) night out.
still, with spelling like that, no wonder they are having a pop at the low paid workers - after all where else would the Grand Wizard work - Maccy d's ? Strand Cleaners?
wonder if that should be Wizzzard !!! hehehe
Posted in Japanese unleash Jedi Obama
hehehe
Damn i want one !! they look cool !!
Wonder if you can collect the whole set ??
Posted in BOFH: Cable entanglements
ONCE A MONTH !!!!!!
'mon... sort it out... not NEARLY often enough.... Bl00dy YAHOO!!! gets more coverage than this !
Disgruntled (but laughing)
it gives . . .
a whole new meaning to the term
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
OMG !!! lol
i'd like to . . .
. . . meet the chick who was trying all these recipies.
Posted in 2008's top three netbooks
Smugly reading this . . .
. . . on my new AA1
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
/ducks and runs
Posted in Angel spots CherryPal cloud chimera
So . . .
. . what happens to all the units sold when cherrypal goes bust ??? if the end user cant manage upgrades and installs then doesnt that effectively render the unit practically useless ??
If you can no longer connect to "The Cloud" then how much use is the box ??
Doorstop maybe ???
its these questions that have prevented me from parting with $$$$ as initially i was going to buy one.
Anyone comment on this ???
AndyG
Posted in Luke Skywalker's lightsabre goes on sale
Severed Hand . .
Did anyone else wonder why, when after his hand and lightsabre fell, they werent waiting for him at the bottom when he also came to a halt ???
/mines the one that ISNT the one you're looking for
Id but . . .
. .. must be pictured wearing welsh wellies !! ! !
@ Someone
[quote]
All that remains is to shut up Ms Baillie.
[/quote]
ZIP, LOB
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh !
Posted in Wireless power delivery gets blended
Big Deal ! ! !
They got some bit of totty to make a milkshake with a battery powered blender ! ! ! !
not impressed !!!!
Posted in NASA goes for Hubble back-up boot-up
@ NRT
According to the BBC....
By NRT Posted Wednesday 15th October 2008 12:48 GMT
"The failed box will be replaced by astronauts" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7670412.stm
well at least in space no-one can hear u screen ! ! ! !
/ducks and runs
yup..
exactly what u thought when i saw that. Channel 4 robing b*^%$rds
hehehe
@ Anonymous Coward
"now, anyone seen an auction for a flying submarine?"
YEP ! - Well seen the plans for it anyways
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/06/darpa_submersible_aeroplane_plan/
lol /coat
@ Joe
yup, i want a t-shirt with "Desk Rabbit" on the front of it.
oh, and my ex from many years ago had one helluva Tw*tdangle !! does that count???
Posted in The IT Crowd goes west
How about ..
DESK RABBIT t-shirts !!!!
oh yes !!
/funnily enough mines the one with the bunny . . . .
Posted in Paris Hilton - the compromised candidate
i dont care . .
.. .she'd still get it several times a day.. SHe's HOT !!!
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted in Oz Anglicans embrace Darth Vader
Isnt that . ..
Jeff ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
lol
/Mines the one that *isnt the one you are looking for*
Posted in The Moderatrix will see you now
IF...
... we supposedly are what we eat, can i be you this time tomorrow morning ?
Posted in The Moderatrix will see you now
@ Michael Habel & the Moderatrix
Why is it that DT is referred to by the female populous as David Ten-Inch ??
Posted in Alan Sugar leaves Amstrad
Ahhhh AMSTRAD . .
Anyone remember the Amstrad 901 CB ?? Now that was one of the few quality products they produced.
Ahhhhhh Nostalgia from the age of 15 .......
/mines the one with the suspicious bulge and the squark.
@ Clive Galway
I know... what if ... we built this big wooden badger . . .
But where is . .
The Playmobil snapshot. I think we REALLY need to see this
@AC & Parax
I think i will stick to Battle Of The Planets thank you very much
( now who's showing his age lol )
Posted in Yes! It's the Knight Rider satnav!
How about ..
once the unit has been programed with the route, the visual map could disappear and then you simply rely on the KITT voice to get directions. Maybe then the unit could display the correct EQ bars for the KITT voice unit when it speaks...
Just a thought...
Help !!
Can anyone please remember details of the similar pc in a box that drew its power from the NIC ??
(having a minor argument here about whether this is possible)
Cheers
Good Lad ! ! ! !
Get em told !! Tally-ho ! !
now the next item on Lt Ball's list should be:
" Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by "
hehehehe
/ now where's my biggles cap ??
Does he shout..
... To infinity.... and beyond ?!?!?
Posted in Life a mess? The Moderatrix can help
but . . . .
In a conundrum, who does The Moderatrix turn to for answers ???
/mines the one you have to ask about
@ Graham Marsden
yeah but i bet he don't hover in mid air while his wings are strapped to him
Posted in Dallas kids tracked for their own good
Ahhh Bryan Adams . . .
made the Summer of 69 and spoilt the summer of 91
/mines the one with the felt trousers in the pocket
Posted in BOFH: PFY's mum pays a visit
Absolute . .
genuis !!!
i didnt see THAT twist coming hehehhe
Top Man !!
Refering to my earlier comment
i think there should be a prize for the first LEGITIMATE piccy of this young lady
;)
Maybe then comments can rest easy.
oh - @ Tom Watson - nice effort dude. shame no cigar !!
c'mon. the challenge is on !!!!
@ JonB
lol kinda hard not to speculate that really is it. Maybe we should petition for a pic of Ms Ellis-Jones so we can make up our own minds on this one.
Mine's the peep hole thong covered in baby oil
Hell no . . .
. .. they can do that sh*te it their own time. Farcebook / social retard sites users need to get out more !
I wonder if . .
. . he was also told
" Son; Your ego is writing cheques your body cant cash "
/coat - the leather one with the sheepskin collar and patches please
also....
Its nice to see Mcdonalds are still going too !!!!!
/taxi !!!!
errrrrrrrrrr
my son and i went to watch this film and we both agreed it was a great film right up until the point the chick got involved. went drastically downhill from there !!
are we the only ones with this opinion ??
Simple answer then . .
. . just freeze grandad before sticking him in the oven. Even MORE heat will therefore be produced thus keeping the place warmer longer.
now if we turn all our coal / oil fired powerstations into monster crems, we 'kill' two birds with one stone do we not ???
just a thought !!!
( oh, the avatar seemed sonehow appropriate lol )
i! Think! El! Reg! Is! Slipping!
im! very! disappointed! with! the! lack! of! exclamation! marks! fro! this! Yahoo! Story!
Pull! Your! Finger! Out! Guys!
Posted in Microsoft kills Santa Claus
not to worry . .
Santa is hiding elsewhere :o)
http://www.santabot.com/
yaaayyy. wonder if this one will be as much fun ?
Posted in Microsoft kills Santa Claus
New Santa link i already posted
i like this guy ! hehehe
You: do you gobble the sausage?
Santa: No I do not gobble the sausage. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Posted in Microsoft kills Santa Claus
OMG this Santa is a BIGGER PERV than the last one
You: will you bring me a rampant rabbit for christmas?
Santa: only one?
You: how many do you think i need?
Santa: Around 100.
OMFG !!!! lol
Hahahhaha
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
What else would you like, AndyG?
AndyG says:
a huge purple rampant rabbit
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
AndyG says:
can i watch?
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Maybe you're not asking me the right way, but if you can, that's not something I think I could help you with.
AndyG says:
so you like to do that in private then?
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Hmm...
What do you want for Christmas, AndyG?
AndyG says:
a non pervy santa would be nice
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
That certainly is a popular item!
I'll see what I can do!
Santa finally admitted it !!!!
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Ho ho ho! What?
AndyG says:
you smell
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
What do I smell like?
AndyG says:
reindeer poo
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Come on. I do not smell like reindeer poo.
AndyG says:
you have all the reindeer bottoms facing you all night when they have wind. of course you smell like reindeer poo !
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
You can do great things no matter what you have.
AndyG says:
even reindeer bottoms?
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Really?
AndyG says:
well you tell me ?
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
AndyG says:
are you going to have a wash?
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
What do you think about that, AndyG? [:-)]
AndyG says:
well i just told you that you smell
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
What did you think of that?
What do you want for Christmas, AndyG?
AndyG says:
you stink! and i already told you, a huge ann summers toy with knobbly bits on it
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
And what do you want for Christmas, AndyG?
AndyG says:
a huge ann summers toy with knobbly bits on it
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
My elves will get right on that.
And what else are you wishing for this year, AndyG?
AndyG says:
wont it hurt the elves ?
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Great, AndyG! I'll see what I can do.
AndyG says:
tell them not to get on it
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Hmm...
AndyG says:
please?
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
It's very good to be polite, but if I can't, I can't.
AndyG says:
u sadistic santa
- [(G)] Santa [(G)] - says:
Yes!
How excactly
... did the jellyfish get in without the salmon getting out ?
Mutant Purple Ninja Jellyfish ??
hmmmm..
Posted in Asus to launch desktop Eee PC next year
@ Joe Stalin
got one if u REEEAAALLLYYYY want one ... lol
/coat
