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* Posts by Calum n Shady

10 posts • joined Friday 28th September 2007 11:09 GMT

Calum n Shady
Joke

Three men went into a bar..

A Greek, an Italian, and Portugeezer.. who paid ?

The German !

Calum n Shady
Pint

and while you're at it get Plastic Surgery....

'cos Google face recognition software is getting better every day...

If everybody knows everything about everybody does that mean there will be no sniggering at the back in the future ?

Calum n Shady
Thumb Up

Do Playmobil make a horse with a detachable head ? ?

Pictures please ....

Calum n Shady
Stop

Not only is it not a Rail worker...

It's not even the offending blouse.! Please note use of the indefintte article in the picture caption.

Calum n Shady
Jobs Horns

Updates Broke my MAC

Tiger 10.4.11 After installing security and safari Updates. I cannot start safari, mail, Itunes and to cap it all of Software Update doesn't work either now.

Seemingly there are quite a few people with this problem.

http://discussions.apple.com/forum.jspa?forumID=752&start=0

Hopefully the fix for the fix wil lbe out soon.

Calum n Shady
Stop

It's Dundee for F**ks sake !

The poor wee weans can probably concentrate more because their hands will huv been thawed oot after the walk te school in the biting wind blawin up the Tay frae the north sea .

Calum n Shady
Paris Hilton

Why Antartica ?

Surely Bulgaria would be more fun.

Calum n Shady
Black Helicopters

Yes 2 ID !

So we all have ID cards and have to take them to the post office or bank to identify ourselves.

Now, if it the registration process could only be outsourced to Tesco wouldn't that be good.?

Calum n Shady

u know it makes sense

Yes, there are privacy issues, but if and it could be a big if, you want someone else to deal with the backup,availability and privacy issues, desktop virtualisation has got to be the way to go! All those friends and neighbours who want help because i work in IT, well f***k 'em! Give them a thin client eg Sun Ray (no I don't work for sun) and let google (or some other service provider) worry about all the issues and if it's not available or they lose my data, then i'll sue the bas****s !

Calum n Shady

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