* Posts by Ian Johnston

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Kyndryl bags short-lived HMRC mainframe contract

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Those ten million aren't non-taxpayers; they are the ones who aren't being served by the system. Though frankly I'd be surprised if HMRC was only screwing over 10 million of us.

GNOME 45 formalizes extensions module system

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GNOME Shell is quite locked down, which helps the project develop and preserve its strong visual brand.

So basically "Fuck you, lusers. It's more important that we maintain our strong visual brand than that you get to use your computer as you want."

If their string visual brand was any good, users wouldn't want to change it.

Largest local government body in Europe goes under amid Oracle disaster

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There are about 100,000 people in the Woking Council area, so that's a mere £26,000 each for them to stump up. After all, they elected the idiots and wouldn't have returned the money if the investments had turned out to be profitable. A one-off 10% wealth tax on the value of houses should cover it, more or less.

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A four hour glitch after decades of reliable running?

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Re: Great job!

Because everything is going so well with the Tories in charge?

ArcaOS 5.1 gives vintage OS/2 a UEFI facelift for the 21st century

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What it does not handle well is being installed on a drive with any other OS on it, except perhaps a single copy of DOS.

As I thought I implied, I had no problems running OS/2 (and later eComStation) alongside Windows and Linux, all on the same disk. It's some time ago, but as I recall the order of installation is important, and you must use OS/2's installer to install OS/2. But it all works.

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Re: Compilers?

I used to use Open Watcom for OS/2. It's much nicer than the Linux version.

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Multiple boot used to be fine with eComStation but you had to chain bootloaders. As I recall, I had OS/2's Boot Manager starting either OS/2 or Grub, which started either Linux or Windows.

Northern Irish cops release 2 men after Terrorism Act arrests linked to data breach

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The PSNI will continue to do what the RUC always did: steal a couple of nuclear weapons and hold the world to ransom arrest and fit up a couple of Catholics.

The world seems so loopy. But at least someone's written a memory-safe sudo in Rust

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Re: Mandate

How long before the U.S. government mandates that all its software be written in a secure programming language?

Minus thirty two years.

I'll see your data loss and raise you a security policy violation

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Re: Outlook...

In other news, the civil service apparently employs people to look at every single sheet of paper thrown away.

We all scream for ice cream – so why are McDonald's machines always broken?

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Re: Limiting choice is anticompetitive

Remember that the Democratic Party is more-or-less the right of the Conservative Party, and do expect much from them. The Republicans are somewhere between UKIP and <insert generic European fascist party here>.

NASA's OSIRIS-REx spacecraft is returning with its first-ever asteroid sample

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Science travels for a total of five years through outer space to land on an object 500m across and bring some of it back for analysis. Meanwhile, religion is worrying about people's pronouns.

Germany's wild boars still too radioactive to eat largely due to Cold War nuke tests

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So it wasn't because he fell into the potion as a baby after all?

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Re: Care?

Geologists define geological periods. If they define us as being within a new period than, by definition, we are.

Sure, but that would mean consensus, not a headline-grabbing fringe.

Tesla's purported hands-free 'Elon mode' raises regulator's blood pressure

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Re: Safer roads.

We can have hours of fun darting out at automated cars and bringing them to a standstill.

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Re: I for one can't wait till this works

I don't think it's legislation as much as cars getting cheaper. When I was a student, 40 years ago, lots and lots of young people rode motorbikes, mopeds or scooters as a cheap way to get around. Nowadays the same demographic all has cars, and when you see a group of bikers with their helmets off almost all of them are well over 60. Motorcycling is an old people's activity now.

USENET, the OG social network, rises again like a text-only phoenix

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The best newsreader/mail client combo I ever used was "ANU News" (Australian National University) on VAX/VMS. Perfect integration between the two, intuitive interface, Just Worked.

Let's give these quadruped robot dogs next-gen XM7 rifles, says US Army

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Great. The Americans just found another way to kill their own and their allies' soldiers. Meanwhile the angry men in sandals will continue to walk all over them.

FreeBSD can now boot in 25 milliseconds

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Sorting the init routines suggests they can be run in any order. So why sort them?

Want tech cred? Learn how to email like a pro

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Re: Its all about *efficient* communication...

tl;dr: Don't write me a damn book, pick up the phone.

You're asking techies to interact in a human to human way? Good luck with that.

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Coming next: One or two spaces after the end of a sentence?

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Most of the time I find top posted far easier to read. It gives me the most recent stuff first and makes it easy to read back to a point when I know what's going on.

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Do these techies insist on writing and reading documents only in courier?

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Imagine getting so worked up about how other people format their emails. Some people clearly have very little to do.

Lockheed's ARRW hypersonic missile: Sometimes it flies, sometimes it just tries

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The only reason those "angry men in sandals" are still alive is no one from the US / coalition saw further benefit to expending weapons on them. At some point, shooting them is just wasting ammo. Nothing personal - it's just business.

Which is more-or-less my point. Killing more people isn't the same as winning wars. The US is very good indeed at killing people and very bad indeed at winning wars. Possibly because all they try to do is kill people, and not win wars.

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We've never seen (and I hope we never have to) what the US military is truly capable of if the gloves come all the way off

They are excellent at indiscriminate slaughter and could do it even more effectively if they tried harder but their - and, I would suggest, your - mistake is in assuming that they would thereby win. They wouldn't.

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That would be the one where they turned back before finishing the job in Iraq. Won the battle, lost - or ran away from - the war.

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Meanwhile the US will continue for the foreseeable future to have its sorry military ass whupped by angry men in sandals. Remember, they have lost every war they fought since WW2, with the exception of Grenada.

Uncle Sam accuses SpaceX of not considering asylees and refugees for employment

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Re: I hate to say it...

Elon is correct

And the Department of Justice doesn't know the law as well as he and you do?

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Re: Irony..

Actually, most of them had been creating persecution in their own countries. But hey, what was 20,000 dead slaves in the Mittelwerk between post-war friends?

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Do you refer to "refuge seekers"?

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Since "refugee" is well established as the term for people seeking refuge, I can't see why there should be so much fuss about "asylee" for "people seeking asylum".

LibreOffice 7.6 arrives: Open source stalwart is showing its maturity

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Re: Missing functionality

The support forums basically said, "Nobody does mailmerge any more.

Fairly typical FOSS developer attitude there: "We know better than you do how you should work." The LO team is exceeded in this attitude only by the GNOME one.

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Re: I miss AmiPro 3.0

I still have a bunch of Lotus AmiPro for OS/2 documents lying around. I haven't been able to read them for many years, so I hope they don't matter. AmiPro's worst bug - for me - was the incredible time it took to save a document with tables in it. More than five tables and the save time was more than the default autosave interval, which was Not Helpful.

From AmiPro I moved to StarOffice for OS/2, then OpenOffice, then LibreOffice.

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Have they finally dealt with the infamous "General input/output error" which prevents you saving your document and therefore loses any unsaved work? User have been complaining about it for at least ten years and the developers' response has always been "Don't care. Fuck off."

SEC fines fintech crypto fund that promised 2,700% returns

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Re: I despair of humanity

The entire crypto boom was based on stupid and greedy people being stupid and greedy. Screw 'em.

NASA still serious about astronauts living it up on Moon space station in 2028

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Re: Because we vote.

There is currently one crewed satellite (the ISS) in orbit and around 5,500 robotic ones.

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There is no bloody point in putting humans on Mars either. There is absolutely nothing they could do there which couldn't be done ten times better and a tenth of the cost by robots.

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And it's not as if there is any point in having humans on the moon either, which is why NASA has been reduced to stunts like "first woman on the moon" to try and generate a bit of interest and a lot of funding.

North Korea's neighbors issue warnings ahead of attempted 'satellite' launch

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A launcher capable of reaching orbit could likely be repurposed as a long-range missile.

And vice versa. Sputnik was launched by a slightly modified R7 ICBM.

Controversial Chinese drone maker DJI debuts a cargo carrier

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Re: A market for an anti-drone drones?

And what about that surface-to-air missile which Tony Blair pinky swore was in the hands of terrorists in the UK the day he closed Heathrow ... and, quite coincidentally, had the Commons vote on invading Iraq? Has that ever turned up? Are the authorities still as worried about it?

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Or a pineapple.

Version 5 of systemd-free Debian remix Devuan is here

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Re: "geek credibility"

Do you *really* think people prefer to have it hard just so they can brag about it?

Yes. It's common across many fields, and is the basic premise of one of the most famous comedy sketches of all time. Ranulph Fiennes has made a career of it.

Lesson 1: Keep your mind on the ... why aren't the servers making any noise?

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The idea of holding in a breaker to stop it doing its job reminds me of the old southern US steamboat ballad "Jim Bludso" which mentions "A (no longer used racial epithet) squat on her safety valve".

Tesla knew Autopilot weakness killed a driver – and didn't fix it, engineers claim

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"Move Fast and Break ThingsKill People".

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Re: "Autopilot"

Also don't forget that the autopilot in a plane is very simple. Keep direction, altitude and speed.

Autoland is a thing, and will put the wheels on the ground.

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Re: There is no possible fix

Tesla sells the "full self driving" feature.

Which is simply a software update which encourages it to have a go at spotting "STOP" signs. That's it. That's "Full Self Driving".

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Re: Risk tolerance

I think part of the problem here is that some drivers simply have a higher tolerance for risk than is healthy; self-driving systems are not yet fully autonomous...

And yet Tesla sell an upgrade which enables the system to spot "STOP" signs, and nothing else, as "Full Self Drving" ...

Why securing East-West network traffic is so important – and how it can be done

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There is no way that Coriolis acceleration will affect flow out of a paddling pool. Remember that it's 2 x angular velocity x linear velocity. At the poles angular velocity is 2 pi radians / 24 x 60 x 60 second = 0.000072 radians second, and about half that (cos 60) in England or Australia. So for something moving at 1 m/s (bloody fast for a drain) that's a Coriolis acceleration of 0.000036 m/s^2, or 0.00037g.

For Coriolis acceleration due to the earth's rotation to matter you need either (a) very high speeds, as in gunnery or (b) very large distances, as in weather systems. A paddling pool? Not a chance.