557 posts • joined 28 Sep 2007
Re: Good work
At which time the Boots instore advert for photo processing was a life size free standing cardboard cut-out of a child, seen from behind. A naked child.
Somerville was shopped by a presumably hypocritical Boots employee, and her arrest details were flogged to the press by a Metropolitan police officer.
Am I the only person assuming that the NSA is behind this?
Re: 16-page document I was working on last night won’t fit onto a floppy
I have a hard-sectored 8" floppy for a Philips WP system, ca 1984. It has some useful stuff on it, and I dream of one day reading it. I'd be mildly surprised if there is a working system of that sort left, and astonished if it could transfer data to anything else.
Obscure note: the disk was used on Pip, Squeak and Wilfred.
Here we would be going again
If Apple really were about to release something, wouldn't we be getting the usual "Apple engineer accidentally leaves prototype in bar, prototype mysteriously finds its way to Apple-friendly blogger/magazine, Apple claims to sue Apple-friendly blogger/magazine and retrieves prototype after just long enough for plenty of details to be leaked" routine?
History of Art at Cambridge, eh? The traditional degree for well-connected but dim girls.
Re: @asdf The desktop deadend.
I've been running Ubuntu since 6.06 and current have it on about ten machines. I have never, ever managed a successful version upgrade.
Re: Say what?
The usual suspects? Is this Big Oil Shill paranoia? Perhaps Mr Musk should have charged his rocket for longer, instead of relying on what the customer support person (suesequently sacked) told him to do.
"All of GCHQ's work is carried out in accordance with a strict legal and policy framework which ensures that our activities are authorized, necessary and proportionate, and that there is rigorous oversight," the British intelligence agency said in a statement.
A statement which they make so often that I expect it's a keyboard macro in the press office there. Does anyone seriously believe that they would tell the truth about this?
Re: I have looked
Code should not cause compilers to issue dozens of warnings.
Meh. If you're not getting compiler warnings you're not trying hard enough.
Microsoft Word? Oh-so topical
What will Mr Stross think of having a zany, up-to-the-minute pop at next? How about those teenagers and their transistor radios? Or perhaps he could turn his gifted pen to military strategy and explain why so called "tanks" will never replace horse on the battlefield.
Re: Maybe they should teach maths
How's progress with the proper education version? You know, the one we were told would be out in September. Last year.
Re: They've done more than you ever will to promote some classroom coding, sunshine
Have you seen many classrooms with enough HDMI-input TVs lying around for every child in a programming class? 'Cos I haven't.
(1) Install Chrome under the OS of your choice
(2) Run Chrome
(3) Login in to your Google account
You now have a PC which is also a chromebook. Congratulations.
"Sorry" is the hardest word.
Is this El Reg trying to make up for the huge number of articles it ran about Gary McKinnon in support of the notion that people with Asperger's are paranoid, unreliable and destructive? Because after that, what sane manager would employ or retain someone with Asperger's?
Re: But slowly – over time
Vendors? For Firefox and LibreOffice?
Re: @Pirate Dave RE: Always a PC
Nervousness about FOSS is entirely justifiable. Where would a company go which had fully committed to Gnome have been when the developers chucked away the Gnome 2 interface because they were bored with it? How would a company feel if it had committed to OpenOffice just before most of the developers threw their toys out of the pram and decided to do LibreOffice instead?
Re: Let's face it, they're stuffed.
British subjects do not need a passport to enter the UK; we need only prove our identity. A passport is the easiest way of doing that, but not the only one.
Respect mah authoritah
According to the Camden New Journal
Mr Szemalikowski ... added that if Mr Zaloom had not used bad language he would still have warranted an expulsion “for his mad ideas and ranting”.
I'd love to know what legal basis he would have for expelling a pupil for mad ideas and ranting. There are very tight controls on exclusions and expulsions; it is not down to the whim of the head teacher.
You seem to be a little confused between local councils (who run state schools in Scotland), school councils (which are elected groups of pupils everywhere) and boards of governors (who oversee schools in England).
Re: Knowing your place
Of course in loco parentis stops outside school hours. It means "in the place of the parents", not "as well as the parents".
Re: Truth or consequences
And how often has that actually happened?
Fonts didn't display at all?
I'm pretty sure they did, because I clearly remember being able to read text on web pages.
Re: How would the professor know though?
A as opposed top taking business advice from someone who flogged load of cheap hifi in the eighties, a load of cheap computers in the early nineties and has done nothing since but rent out the property he bought with the profits?
Re: Too cheap
Come to Edinburgh. Local buses (owned by the council) charge a flat rate of £1.50 for journeys of any distance, and £3.50 for unlimited travel for a day. And the system still makes a profit.
Re: No they don't!
Real Glaswegians call it the Subway, which is the name it had from opening until electrification in the 30s. At that point the official name changed to the Underground, but it never really caught on and in changing back to the subway, the cooncil have reflected popular usage.
Re: No they don't!
I don't believe you. I lived in Glasgow when it was rebuilt, and I never, ever heard it referred to as the Clockwork Orange. That terms seems to be wholly a figment of the imagination of lazy journalists. Give me half a dozen contemporary written citations by non-journalists and I'll maybe change my mind.
Reported in the Herald diary recently: A couple of Glaswegians were walking through the city centre one Sunday and saw it prepared for shooting a disaster movie. Rubble all over the place, burned our cars and buses strewn around. One turned to the other and said, calmly, "I see Celtic lost at home yesterday".
Re: Point 5
Didn't the Milliband boys use a trust to deal with the estate of their late, socialist father?
Re: Does anybody know ...?
He certainly claims to be a very high-flying headhunter, but he also writes for El Reg and shows a strangely detailed knowledge of the recruitment process for entry-level programmers. I think we're talking "bloke in HR" here, with all that implies.
Re: Agree on pre-degree IT exams
No A-level courses beyond the traditional ones are any use whatsoever as preparation for any HE. English, Maths, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, History, Geography, Modern Languages and that's yer lot, save maybe Music and Art if and only if you want to go on to the same thing at university.
Psychology A-level? Economics? Computer Science? Design technology? All a waste of time as far as HE goes. And anything with the word "studies" in it is fit only for wiping your bum on, at any level.
The people working on this are not engineers.
They are technicians. Thank you.
Education? Education? Education?
It's a bit odd to say that the Pi's origins lie in education. In fact its origins lie in a bunch of well-meaning techies without a clue about education, which is why it has been a complete flop there, one or two stunts aside. Anyone seen the cased education version we were promised for last autumn, by the way?
All the interesting Pi stuff - and there is a lot - is happening in the maker community, not in schools.
It's be some anorexic bloke with good cheekbones. Just like every other high profile role on the BBC. Who cares about acting ability?
Re: Why indeed
Oh no. Legislation has to be approved by a elected representatives and if it fails to get approval it can be resubmitted in a modified form. That's outrageous. No, not outrageous, the other word. Democratic.
The European Commission does not legislate.
Why did you feel it important to mention that the commissioner is unelected, o unelected journalist? I didn't expect Farage-style frothing at El Reg.
Re: Getting to Rockall
The Greenpeace team who stayed on Rockall landed by helicopter.
If you own a Roadster you have to set about ten grand a year aside in the battery replacement fund. That ten grand would buy an AWFUL lot of petrol. Oh, and petrol doesn't lose 80% of its enthalpy of combustion if you park overnight in sub zero temperatures.
Re: This guy
What proportion of the cost of a Model S is the battery? As I recall, it's about 50% in the Roadster, which seriously limits the opportunities for making the thing cheaper. Plus, of course, there is still a serious issue with limit battery life and consequently enormous replacement costs.
Re: BT Openzone - the fake service
And as a BT Openzone customer, I have never found a BT Fon hotspot which worked. Complete waste of time.
Re: "Foxconn Fire"?
The Foxconn Ection?
Napier bones are the way of multiplying numbers together. Become one with them. It'll make your life a lot easier if you want to use numbers.
Now, where did I put my buggy whip?
Re: No Brainer
And measure it in several independent ways.
Re: "There is no reason why this area shouldn't be the home of a new boom..
Special skills in Middlesbrough? Of course. Prostitution, drunken assault, theft, drug dealing and taxi driving. It's the new Liverpool.
As a result, consumers continued to opt for competitively priced tablets, particularly the new 7-inch devices.
Seven inch devices, eh? The ones Mr Jobs said had too small a screen to be of any possible use - a claim repeated by his fan club at every possible opportunity, often using apps on their iPhones to broadcast their (received) opinions.
Re: I'm not sure what the point it.
They are learning chuff-all about materials and systems that isn't already perfectly well known to aeroplane and rocket designers. The whole thing is a pointless vanity project (see also: most modern "exploration") which is wasting a shit load of money which could have been used to do real science and engineering.
Re: lost almost all respect for consumer reports
I wonder if immunity from the congestion charge influences mini cab owners in London?
It's just the list that's out of date. The site works fine under Chrome.
Cutting edge stuff
From the first linked article: For example, in iOS 6, the latest version of Apple’s mobile operating system, Forstall recently demoed an animated paper shredder, which will be used to delete e-tickets and coupons.
Wow, that sounds amazing, and so imaginative. Does it make a little whirring shredder sound when you drop something into it ... like the OS/2 Warp shredder did, in 1994?
Finding out the h2g2 is still around
is a bit like finding out that friendsreunited is still around. It's vaguely comforting, but you wonder what the point is.
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