It's the best part of 30 years old... and still better than the shambles of the recent movies.
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It's the best part of 30 years old... and still better than the shambles of the recent movies.
They'll sort out Phoenix's shambolic SCM and fulfillment processes.
I won't hold my breath though.
Nice picture of Gwyneth. It's brightened my day up no end.
Thanks Reg :-)
"They've been screwing my parents over for years but not letting them know they are on a crap, expensive service (been on them since the Telewest days)"
But do you and/or your parents not bear some of the responsibility of ensuring that they are on the best service plan for their needs on a regular basis, rather than naturally assuming that they are being, as you put it "screwed"?
By your measure I'm assuming your parents are the sort of people who simply accept the renewal costs as stated by their insurance providers rather than shopping about?
I have no sympathy.
On the other hand, I've only had two Virgin broadband outages in almost 3 years, and they've just put me onto a faster broadband only package - but for £12 per month less than I was paying.
So not all bad.
"Computer Business Review adds that the youngster scored 57 more points than the required 700 minimum needed to pass the exam simply by answering every question with a cross in every box marked "(D) None of the above"".
Another industry observer stated "The childs overall score is 756 points higher than the benchmark to join HPs professional services department."
Sure, but the truth and continued/ongoing advertising revenues rerely coincide.
Cloud vs Managed infrastructure / applications that IBM have been doing in their datacentres for years.
There is no difference other than the underlying platform is all ESX or VMware imaged so setup can be automated and scripted for reduced startup time, and that cross frame resources can be added or removed "on account" until requir...
... sorry, I caught myself not using marketing bullshit... of course I mean "be made elastic".
* Facepalm *
I disagree. You are more than able to go and get a mobile and contract via Vodaphone or Three for example.
And no, I didn't miss the finer nuance of your post. You make it sound as though you are being held in stalag 14 - when in fact you are able to go and get a new contract with any number of new suppliers should you wish.
Alternatively you could fire off a complaint to Ofcom... let me know how that works out for you.
I share the sentiment of your comment, but would add that the CEO's of these giant telco's probabaly aren't even aware that their marketing and operations departments are running these types of "service" (read : scams).
I'd also posit that it is most likely that the pushing of these services is done complicitly on the back of a risk based business case which goes something like this:
Predicted earnings running scam = $200m
Risk assessment against being fined = - £100m
Scam profit / Ker'chiiing-ment = $100m
Good eh? The new business is all about the money. Fuck the ethics.
The telco cartel long ago realised that customers have a short memory. And when customers have a limited choice in other suppliers, and, when all of those alternatives (i.e. your cartel partners) are running the same scam - the risk of reputational damage means nothing
I'm sure I saw an advert the on the TV other day suggesting that Plusnet was the UK's "favourite and least complained about" ISP.
Granted, it was a Plusnet advert.
On Wednesday evening I did...
and then, just for luck, a classic from my childhood...
The Monolith Monsters
First the US, then France, Germany, and now Canada...
"As it turns out, making a workload elastic on Azure is so push-button simple that devoting an article to the topic borders on insulting the intelligence of the readership.."
*cough* *cough* Yeah, absolutely...
Just my $0.02 - I have been in IT management now for the best part of around 25 years in various forms. In that time I have had the misfortune of having worked on multiple engagements where HP have been either a delivery partner, SI or "consultancy" in some area or another.
In each of these engagements, the HP management and quality of those personnel, the managers themselves, and/or the quality of the usual litany of subcontracted offshore 3rd parties (mostly often also owned by HP BTW) can only be described as inept. "Totally shit" would be a more flattering description if you were wondering about the hierarchy.
I have no doubt that HP have some good people (somewhere) but they certainly aren't in professional services management as far as I can tell, or in the "provision of good value for money" department.
"Vulture Central is quite sure that our readers will really get behind this device and not pooh-pooh the mobe-charging claims one bit. Right?"
Yeah, because we'd never do that...
That grown-up "professional" people get out of bed in the morning and go to work to argue about this crap.
Whilst I may occasionally grumble about my job, it does make me thankful that at least I spend my work day doing something constructive.
I might just want to turn on the TV, have a quick flick through the guide, and pick what want to watch in a quick and efficient manner as possible.
Not have to navigate through a cumbersome menu structure just to do the basics.
Indeed it is, and it's a moving target which makes it doubly difficult. Just when you get up to speed with all of the names and timelines of the "periods" and "epochs", you then have to get real to the fact that some of these "eras" actually have their own secondary eras, but that they are called the same as the preceeding era, but actually happened prior to the start of the next econtiguous era...
Take this one for example...
"the glacier sits atop a fjord-like valley that, as it filled with ice after the Miocene era Miocene era"
We only made 10 gazillion dollars. It's just not enough is it.
The perfect amount of information and abject sarcasm wrapped up in a bitesized news nugget.
Thanks, we all know that PR fluff != Reality.
He's a really good guy and made the very best of it despite being hamstrung by the trainwreck of McLaren corporate.
If you read this - best of luck Stuart.
So he has the right to bear arms - but not to actually discharge them?
"Over the past three years there have been exhaustive investigations which have not found any evidence of systemic problems with the Horizon system."
By whom? The Post Office?
But I can sum it up in 5 words:
What a load of old bollocks.
It made perfect sense to me once I'd seen through the sciency fog and considered it in relation to 24 Olympic sized swimming pools, 4 London buses... and a set of Bulgarian airbags.
All of the staff at the Indian based SI that now supports the majority of the Halifax's IT estate got their location mixed up and were looking for the "on/reboot" button in Halifax, NS?
The only pay those G4 types by the hour.
Even as a work of fiction this utter farce would appear far-fetched.
...a lady said to me the other day.
In other news that's a hell of an offer. Makes my day rate look miserable - and I bet I do the same hours as well.
Excuse me, but it is very rarely "IT" that is the problem on these large multi-year, multi-multi-million pound, 3rd party / SI party led programmes. The issue is normally that the fundamental prerequisites such as agreeing scope, putting in place the management controls, adequate requirements gathering and business analysis, and at least some modicum of level 1 design not having been completed and agreed before firing the gun on technical delivery - that is the issue.
It is usually "IT" that inherits the problem*.
Unfortunately, being "SI led" a lot of these big organisations get blinded by the benefits of the "agile method" - but get to hear none of the cons or prerequisites that still need to be in place to control it.
* - Thats's not to say IT are totally blameless all the time. I myself once tried to connect a PX11IES into a SUNZI RZ_11BXY before enabling the webmethods interface between R11a and the R/3 module. Boy that was a tough day. But we laughed... eventually.
That BT couldn't hear them?
I was going to make this point but you beat me to it. Have an upvote for your efforts.
It's exactly this kind of article that allows El Reg to win my lunchtime "browsing time".
Those kids that have no interest in "coding"... what are the BBC giving them?
Because IT is just about coding and apps right?
"This new legal framework should be based on "explicit avowed capabilities", together with the authorisation procedures, privacy constraints, transparency requirements, targeting criteria, sharing arrangements, oversight, and other safeguards that apply to the use of those capabilities."
Yes, and and prior to Snowden we were told that mass surveillance and interception was not actually happening and where it was required, that any requirement for it was actually covered by a legal framework. Except it was happening, and it wasn't covered by anything other than a tangled web of supposed regulations, with none of them tested legally.
Overall, the problem here is that the public no longer believes anything these people say. Last I heard it was government by democracy, not dictatorship. Has it changed?
Perhaps they should ask Andrew Fastow. I've heard he's available...
A local pub filled with scum and villainy, and an ION cannon with which to clear the way of other bigger and angrier spaceships.
If he was 'illed' - that explains what happened to that long lost Beastie boy.
So, Neldoreth in Beleriand then?
"By combining Aruba's world-class wireless mobility solutions with HP's leading switching portfolio, HP will offer the simplest, most secure networking solutions to help enterprises easily deploy next-generation mobile networks."
And went on to add...
"Although I'd suggest you get your own professional services team to design, implement and support; as to be honest... we're just a little bit shit at that sort of thing."
"The Court has acknowledged IBM's right to make changes in its UK pension programmes, which encompasses IBM’s need to screw a proportion of the hard working and talented employees that allow us to compete in the fast-changing technology world, and thereby pay our US execs their obscene salaries."
What HP should have done is axe the whole management and technical delivery layer and employ people who actually know what they are doing.
An utter shambles of a PS division.
I had no idea you could add a "-xxx" to a Google search to exclude key words and sites etc.
That people were making gazillions of pounds posting videos of themselves playing and commenting on computer games, and posting shit videos of ugly cats and stuff???
I'm pretty sure they sell exactly the same thing at the cash desk of Cotswolds outdoor in Chichester for £1.99.
/* Just saying... */
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Thanks Tim. A very entertaining and informative read.
Just a point of opinion though - the Daily mail is not in the business of "news". It's in the business of selling comics to grown adults that really should know better.
"Have you tried turning it off and on again, and just for added pointlessness - give the cables a bit of a jiggle".