288 posts • joined 25 Feb 2007
Re: Well done El Reg
"Yep, it is a bit of a jaunt from the middle of Germany to Vulture Central... Otherwise I'd pop by.
Same here from southern Spain.
p.s. How about a map of where Reg readers are? I reckon we'd get global coverage.
Re: "The UK recorded music industry grew 1.9 per cent last year"
I'd suggest you get your sarcasm detector retuned, Anonymous.
(That was a joke - there aren't really sarcasm detectors)
Number Crunch Saga
"Eddie Pacey is a 35-year veteran of the credit industry, spending more than 20 years running the credit function in IT distribution. He is now managing director at channel consultancy EP Credit Management."
Twenty years to execute one function call? There's probably some hefty data in there, but that right there is a candidate for optimisation.
Re: Loved it but
I can still remember the 9-year old me, trying out all the keywords in the BBC Basic manual that came with the machine and then hacking around with other games with the result that they no longer worked. And thus my career was established.
Re: Careto is not Mask
If only there had been a way to double check its definition when the article was written, like spending three seconds on spanishdict.com for example?
Si o no Ono?
> The Register asked Yahoo! about the sacking. It told us: "We aren’t commenting beyond the 8-K."
The 8K ought to be enough for anyone.
I only came here because it said E Cup in the sub-heading. I'm a little disappointed to say the least.
A Clash of Personalities
If he goes there will be trouble, if he stays it will be double.
Surely it came 'Straight Outta Compton' ?
The Australian Job?
Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea...
Good Idea, However...
Nice idea for things which are already fairly self-contained, such as a battery or camera.
However, how would it work in terms of making things like memory (one obvious candidate) swappable? What's the side-effect of changing all of those pins you'd normally get on a memory chip, into something that would work on 4/5 pins (from what I can see in the image).
Genuinely interested in technology terms, but not sure I'd buy one. For the same reason I don't particularly want to fiddle around with my car or laptop.
Half Time Oranges
[Apple] holds a $147bn cash reserve. Microsoft struggled into second place, with its war chest amounting to about $77bn - just under half of Apple's total.
77 > (147/2)
Riding through the desert on a horse with no name
"Vodafone.de said that police have identified a unnamed suspect and carried out a search."
Identifying someone without a name deserves bonus points, surely?
Re: What about the Cook Islands?
Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker were waaayyy ahead of you :-)
Re: postcode search
Try asking ShittyLink when they somehow ended up with just the first part of my postcode as the entire delivery address, and never thought to call/email to question it.
"We couldn't find your address."
You don't say?
Where do you want to go today?
Out the door, sharpish.
Re: g e Of coure it isn't
A very particular set of skills; skills you have acquired over a very long career?
I have a glass prism as well. I can categorically state that this is in no way related.
'making a reference to' != 'confined to'
Reminds me of the time I turned up for my BSM driving lesson in all my leather gear. How we laughed.
Re: I'll tell you why it was bad.
That's one of the best game reviews I've ever read. Bravo.
Re: Sidorov doesn't feel it solves any particular problem...
(pretend there's a GIF animation of slow hand-clapping here)
Re: Gee Thanks Google
I think your RTFA task has been killed.
"the irritatingly literal EU, which continues to demand that phones work across networks"
Yeah, what a ridiculous assertion that is.
@Test Man Re: RyanAir
"Yeah I'm pretty sure that instead of charging wildly excessive prices if you use a credit or debit card, they now simply call it some "admin fee" or something else now, so EVERYONE pays."
That was my point. Instead of being 'pretty sure', I'm certain from the last two times I booked with them that the price they quoted me up front was the same as the one I ended up paying with my debit card (I tried changing it to credit card out of interest to see how much it increased by, and it was a couple of quid).
Of course they're going to continue charging the same overall amount, but no admin fees were added on at the last minute like before - they were incorporated into the base price as they should be. Makes it easier to compare them through SkyScanner et al.
I feel I need to re-add that I'm far from being their biggest fan; just making sure things are accurate. They now quote prices in the same manner as EasyJet, Monarch, etc.
I fly a lot and RyanAir are normally quite high on my hate-list, but recently they've got better and the up-front price was actually the same one I paid with my debit card. Credit card marginal fee was something like a couple of quid.
Clearly they're just moving the numbers around, but if the up-front price is correct then I can live with that.
Please tell me the "unique link to the company's website" was more complicated than:
It gets worse.
'Prolly' is in the Oxford Dictionary online. Good old Cambridge still holding out though.
There's Comic Sans Again
Maybe when they start smashing things up again, they'll discover a new font?
Weather forecasts involving camels and chemical weapons are probably more accurate than normal ones. I'd imagine.
Re: weird pet shop
"Looking at the photo, isn't it weird that at both sides of the desk the personnel is crouching down or leaning over?"
I thought that too. It took a while to actually work out what's going on.
Ain't like no pet shop I ever saw! Can't see that many pets for starters.
Re: nit picking?
"150% ...no no no"
There's 'beyond reasonable doubt' and there's pushing it well beyond!
"The Chocolate Factory’s obsessive bid to map every corner of the planet has now taken it up Mount Everest – or at least base camp for climbers – as well as Argentina’s Mt. Aconcagua, Kenya's Kilimanjaro and Russia’s Mt. Elbrus."
You forgot to mention Snowdon. Base camp of course being Pete's Eats in Llanberis.
Re: Money's got to come from somewhere
"If there's neither TV licence or general taxation then you get something like Spanish TV."
If you're referring to the ads:
Advertising breaks during a film is one thing and is fair enough, even if they do put them literally halfway through sentences. Having a 15 minute break about 5 minutes from the end of the film is just cruel!
If you're referring to the quality:
p.s. I do love their idea of scheduling though. You get kids films showing at about 22:00 on a school night and decidedly non-kids films like Texas Chainsaw Massacre on a Sunday afternoon!
"We also learn that the Welsh "derive more happiness from watching sport (82 per cent)" than any other genre."
Was this survey conducted on Saturday evening?
Re: Seen it happen on a 64GB card
"My colleagues just went dead after 3 months"
I hope you didn't just leave them slumped at their desks?
'Like a stripper with palms hovering over its body'
Great, now I have to wait 4 hours before I can do anything about that mental image. Luckily I pass a strip club on the way home.
What Are We Waiting For?
So, let's just put the atmosphere back on it, build a massive hose to put a load of water there and then go and live there.
What's the big deal?
You ruined my non-pub lunch with that headline!
What Type of Bees?
Are they the type of bees that make milk?
More like this please
Given the frequency at which the cars Yandexview cars drive around, that's been going on for some time as well.
Re: Screw everything.. but the screen
He can never go back.
You can almost make out car tax discs.
I feel like I'm in one of those films where they say things like "zoom 1000x" and "enhance".
Re: ...terms mere mortals can get their heads round...
How about 10 x 863 million student meals? Any easier?
Re: I did mention Gilbraltar once,
Quit yo' Gib-er Jabber!
"Right now we're looking at the very tiny possibility that it could hit the Earth in 2080, but I suspect that will go away and we'll know we're safe from this asteroid for a long time."
I like that optimism!
"IOS 6.X HACK ALLOWS PERSONAL DATA EXPORT, FREE CALLS"
I just tried this on my phone and called some saucy chat lines, all for free. Thanks for the tip-off! This is doubly-awesome since I'm calling from abroad.
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cheapfrugal creatives or engineers
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