* Posts by BoldMan

946 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Sep 2007

UK.gov mass data slurping ruled illegal – AGAIN

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So if it was illegal, who is goign to jail?

If the previous regulations were illegal, then surely someone should be getting arrested and charges laid for breaking laws?

It knows where the gravel pits and power lines are. So, Ordnance Survey, where should UK's driverless cars go?

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Re: Maps are useful, but things change

The paper maps will always be a bit out of date, in fact to be honest all maps will always be out of date unless there is 100% universal coverage of road blocks, diversions etc

That said, I'd trust the OS to be more accurate and up to date than Google or any other supplier...

User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

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Re: Pressing the foot pedal

... and how would you get them to watch the video... "click on the video button"...

Facebook open-sources object detection work: Watch out, Google CAPTCHA

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Re: Google / Amazon search results

As that noted guru of all knowledge St Mick of Jagger said, You can't always get what you want, but you can get what you need...

Smut site fingered as 'source' of a million US net neutrality comments

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"Nobody's holding a gun to anyone's head who wants to leave."

Except for the punitive cost of renouncing American Citizenship (currently the most expensive in the world at over $2000).

Anyway this sort of statement is so juvenile, the sort of thing bullies say in the school playground. You don't leave a country if you are unhappy with its leadership, you work to change it - unless of course you are some pathetic whining alt-right moron.

NASA is sniffing jet fuel over Germany

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Re: Biofuels, probably won't end well

'Peak Oil' isn't even close - there are huge untapped oilfileds in existence but they are expensive to develop. If the price goes up enough or recovery technology improves, these fields become economically viable and will be developed. We won't be running out of oil for a while yet!

If you don't understand the difference between reserves and resources, you need to read this: http://energyeducation.ca/encyclopedia/Reserve_vs_resource Just because an oil company says it has 20 years worth of reserve doesn't mean the oil will run out in 20 years time!

Remember those holy tech wars we used to have? Heh, good times

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Re: Floyd reference

Except it wasn't a proper Floyd album without Rick Wright!

Butcher breaks out of own freezer using black pudding

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Re: Ecky thump?

Goodies, goody goody yum yum

You. Apple. Get in here and explain these iOS slowdowns and batteries – US, French govt reps

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Re: Storm in a tea cup

You are an Apple Shill and I claim my £5

The solution is to allow battery replacement which is relatively inexpensive rather that replace the whole phone. Oh but that isn't going to generate ridiculous profits for Apple is it so your bosses won't be happy.

Get back into your Apple burrow!

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All the more reason to have the option to replace the battery rather than replace the whole damn phone!

2001: A Stob Odyssey

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Re: Did anyone point out

I used to do epee... oh...

One more credit insurer abandons Maplin Electronics

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Re: Ah the early days

Oh god no don't let Alan "Build it cheap and crap" Sugar anywhere near it, that WILL be the ultimate kiss of death!

Engineer named Jason told to re-write the calendar

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Re: Well...

Is the response to 'Shglob mtwtf lwthyngwb'

Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn?

Why is Wikipedia man Jimbo Wales keynoting a fake news conference?

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Re: Re:Britannica contains many inaccuracies,

Looks like the Wikimafia shills have arrived...

Euro Patent Office ignores ruling and refuses entry to vindicated judge

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Lets all play "Spot the Battistelli shill"... oh there you are, I claim my £5!!

Level 5 driverless cars by 2021 can be done, say Brit industry folk

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Re: Still waiting for the promised flying cars

"greatest thinkers"?????

Are you sure of this?

Astronomers find bizarre 'zombie supernova' that just won't die

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Re: Bah!

But do they go sideways through time?

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The next Super-Hyper Lensman weapon?

Kimball Kinnison has found how to bring stars from another dimension with inert intrinsic velocities faster than the speed of light and is now inerting them to crash into the Star system that the Eddorians escaped to - its the Ultimate Ultimate Ultimate Super-weapon!

Lord of the Rings TV show shopped around Hollywood

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Re: Grunts

'Pass me another Elf, I've split this one'

ATM fees shake-up may push Britain towards cashless society

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> The shareholders who are our pension funds which we need to perform as well as possible so we can afford to retire...

Fixed that for you!

Chinese whispers: China shows off magnetic propulsion engine for ultra-silent subs, ships

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Re: Can Sean Connery do a Scottish Chinese accent?

The first Highlander movie was excellent... the sequels and subsequent TV series, not so much

Boffins befuddled over EU probe into UK's tax rules for multinationals

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Re: "Boffins befuddled..."

I wish I could up-vote you more than once!

Can you get from 'dog' to 'car' with one pixel? Japanese AI boffins can

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Re: Another demo...

Yes but what is scary about this is all the techno-illiterates who reckon that self-driving cars will be here shortly when its obvious the sensor technology just isn't up to scratch yet.

The UK's super duper 1,000mph car is being tested in Cornwall

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Or a very strong bungee cord

HMRC boss defends shift to AWS, says they got 50% knocked off

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Tax is paid on PROFIT not revenue.

That said, creative accounting still makes sure that no profits are generated by the business.

ServiceNow to go mobile after strong Q3

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Whats with the sudden rash of articles about ServiceNow? Are they paying for plugs?

Humble civil servant: Name public electric car chargers after me

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Its going to be a clusterfuck now that the politicians have got involved...

AI might outsmart ITIL, make MTBF moot, says ServiceNow strategist

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Nothing new in that - its called a bloody rules engine albiet with some statistical weighting. AI it definitely isn't. Not new, RIghtNow were doing it 10 years ago before Oracle bought it and fucked it all up.

Didn't install a safety-critical driverless car patch? Bye, insurance!

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Re: Credentials

I was thinking exactly the same thing - she must have very little work to do at the moment except for doodling and "blue sky thinking"... who pays her salary?

IT resellers, this is your future: Shifting driverless cars within 5 years

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Rearrange the following words into a well know phrase or saying

of Load bollocks old

Please replace the sword, says owner of now-hollow stone

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Re: Beaver!

Yes we killed it several times but its loot table was rubbish :)

It was a humungous beaver/wolf cross and had an annoying habit of teleporting large chunks of the 'raid' into the lake. That zone was one of my favourites.

I was on the US Galahad server, playing a Minstrel called Kallisti - you may have seen some of my maps from back then...

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I remember hunting the Legendary Afanc in Llyn Barfog back in the old days of Dark Age of Camelot :)

Capgemini: We love our 'flexible, flowing' spade

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Rearrange the following words into a well known phrase or saying that perfectly describes this activity

wank Load old of

Boffins suggest UK needs an 'AI council' but regulation is for squares

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Calling it AI is a bit premature but calling it "automated algorithmical processing of data" is a bit clumsy.

Surely this should be about being able to understand (and possibly challenge if required) decisions made by automated algorithms where the decision making process is obscured... "The computer says No" sort of thing...

Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

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Re: Now it can be told...

Swapping the left and right mouse buttons on unattended PCs is also worth a laugh

'Dear diversity hire...' Amazon's weapons-grade fail in recruitment email to woman techie

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Re: What's the problem?

> Giving said employee a complement may get you fired... No thanks.

Depends on the compliment... "Nice tits!" or "i really liked that new method you added to the model"

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Re: Improve gdp?

Correlation != Causation ?

Trump's tax tease will be a massive payday for Valley tech giants and their shareholders

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Re: Proud American

Looks like Big John has started posting AC...

White House staffers jabbed with probe over private email use

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Re: Am I paranoid?

> It's golf isn't it, he plays that game a lot.

and still has to cheat!

Behold iOS 11, an entirely new computer platform from Apple

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Simples, don't let it connect to iTunes - I think my first gen iPad is still running IOS5 - the version before they dumped Google Maps. Battery life is shit though...

The bigger the drone, the bigger the impact

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If there aren't enough good roads in Papua New Guinea build more fucking roads rather than give Silicon Valley twats more scope to fuck up another country's economy.

44m UK consumers on Equifax's books. How many pwned? Blighty eagerly awaits spex on the breach

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1) The moment the Sun passes from the Earth's Northern Hemisphere to the South and vice versa

2) A sadly missed science documentary program that used to be on Channel4

3) An album by Jean Michell Jarre

any more?

Sci-Fi titan Jerry Pournelle passes,
aged 84

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Re: What about Gill the ARM ?

JP wasn't a writer of what became known as 'Known Space', that was all Niven's writing (until the shared universe Man-Kzin Wars stuff).

RIP Jerry, some great books that are still on my shelves... will have to revisit them this evening

Stand up who HASN'T been hit in the Equifax mega-hack – whoa, whoa, sit down everyone

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Re: Equifax?

Loved that program but of course it got sacrificed in the downward spiral of increasingly banal "science" documentaries that now require some sort of celebrity standing overlooking the Serengeti while wittering about Black Holes and saying "Brilliant" a lot.

User demanded PC be moved to move to a sunny desk – because it needed Windows

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Re: As any good medical professional will tell you

or the old prank about sending the apprentice to the stores for a 'Long Stand'...

UK.gov launches 'co-ordination hub' for driverless car industry

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They can take their driverless cars and stick them where the sun don't shine*

*Please insert the shit-hole town of your choice at this point.

UK not as keen on mobile wallets as mainland Europe and US

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Re: So?

Which is just more bloody work that I'd rather avoid having to do when I can use a chip and pin card that doesn't leak my hard-earned cash to anyone with a scanner

Asteroid Florence buzzes Earth, brings two moons along for the ride

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Re: That's no moon!

and those were Star Destoyers in orbit around it...

Connect at mine free Wi-Fi! I would knew what I is do! I is cafe boss!

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Re: Lightbulb moment?

> One of the better songs on "Duke"..

That is not much of a compliment!

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Re: Lightbulb moment?

A human brain?