How accurate do the inages have to be?

This is starting to get pretty scary.

For example, is this ilegal now:

:o)=|-< --- Hello! My I am 14 years old, and I am naked!

Pointless

What a ridiculous handset.

I was trying to imagine sending a text message, it makes that madcap Nokia rotary dialer seem positively inspired.

If I want a HSDPA modem I can buy one without silly buttons for a fraction of the price, and then spend all that money I saved on, say, a real phone?

Paris, because it looks like she designed it.

Noisy? Hell yeh!

We have 5 of these in a rack shared with two bladecenters. It wins our "noisiest rack award" hands down.

So much so that health and safety have made us wear ear defenders when near it.

With all the flashy lights it is like tool time for geeks. ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh

Trust Apple fanboys to want them "tasteful", "practical" or "quieter".

80s stylings?

Is it just me or does the device scream 80's technology to you?

Blocky case, beige, rubbery keys.

yuk