Beautiful piece of trolling there

Well done.

For the record:

Belief in God = Socially conditioned craziness

Belief in Astrology = Socially conditioned craziness

Belief in Aliens = Either craziness or reasonable scientific deduction based on the maths, depending on whether or not you think they've been to visit you.

It's mostly craziness, then, but it's not really your fault.