FFS!

They're all so vague as to be meaningless so dipsticks like Russell wotnot and Mystic Mags or whatever the hell that dopey moo was called, used to be able to get away with making a mint off gullible planks! £1 a minute phone lines for utter tosh they made up in bath that morning!

"You will meet someone with a coat on!"

"You will travel at some point in the next 7 days!"

"I see food on a table for you in the coming month!"

LOAD OF OLD COD'S WOTNOT!!!