I work in IT

I keep pet chickens (They are the most entertaining pets ever better then hamsters, gerbils guinepigs and rabbits combined*)

If Defra increases it's panic zone by a couple of miles then they will have to be moved into the server room.

seriously people, it's a bird disease if your not related to a chicken you have nothing to fear, the whole flu pandemic is just a pharmaceutical industry ruse to get more government money.

* Although come to think of it a combined hamsters-gerbil-guinepig-rabbit might be almost as cool as a talking frog.