Buying gadgets to get fit is just procrastination.
"Excellent. I've spent some money on 'fitness'. Now for a couple of donuts and four hours hermetically bonding my massive arse to the sofa while I pretend to be a buxom elf in never never land ..."
Worried about fitness? Chuck the gadgets in the draw and go outside.
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