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Joke

Be on the lookout for cheap Oracle hardware...

I'm selling a few Oracle drives cheaply. They were given to me as a present but I don't need them. There's a lot of them available, a real lot. I can give you an unbelievable discount on a crate of them. I'll bring them to your place.

Call soon...

Quick-fingers Barry