Dear Mr Nigel 11
It has come to our attention that you have been treated in the past for high blood pressure. As such we are increasing your life insurance and car insurance premiums as we consider you to be a greater risk.
The Big Insurance Company.
PS Still, you've got nothing to hide, so why should you worry?
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