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No multitasking

No USB

No SD card slot

Slightly concave back, that makes it spin on a flat surface when you type

High-gloss screen (seriously, what is with wanting a device that reflects more light than it transmits?)

Hardly any storage space, unless you get the uber-expensive model

No camera

No apps that are not blessed by the Holy App Store

No Flash (okay, so that could be a blessing in disguise, but still.. try playing a Flash game with no Flash)

...there are many things I could call the ipad. "Magical" or "revolutionary" is not any of them. Christ, even a self-confessed Mactard friend of mine refers to it as the "ipap". Why didn't you just put OS X on it and stop with the bloody vendor-lock already? Even this toy-unix-fanboi would have been semi-interested then.