Seriously, though...

...every single time I'm confronted by use of reCAPTCHA, I can quickly identify the word the computer didn't catch. And instead of putting the proper answer, I've always ended up putting in something like "buttpirate," "kiddydiddler," or "smegma." I always get a good chuckle when I imagine that my contributions will someday go into a good ol' fashioned cook book.

Buttpirate Kiddydiddler cookies:

2 eggs

1 tablespoon smegma oil

1 (18.25 ounce) package anal-lube

1/2 cup semisweet Deadbaby

Mines the one with a book that was checked by a real editor...