neither of which sounds particularly appetising

"neither of which sounds particularly appetising."

I can just hear Peter Jones reading that sentence in a HHG entry.

Talking of unappetising, since my arrival in Canada, I've read about these culinary delights.

The Heinz Tomato Sauce & Soup Cakes

http://www.canada.com/life/food/Would+like+ketchup+with+your+cake/1545648/story.html

http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/food-feeding-555/recipes-557/55352-tomato-soup-cake.html

I'll get me coat as there's no sick bucket icon.