There actually are small companies depending on web presence ;)
It might not be useful if you're after headlines, but still a mean little trick if your goal is to lock up your competitior's website/shop for some time (or whoeverelse's you might want to damage).
- Leaked screenshots show next Windows kernel to be a perfect 10
- Amazon warming up 'cheapo web video' cannon to SINK Netflix
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!
- Episode 13 BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?
- Vulture at the Wheel Ford's B-Max: Fiesta-based runaround that goes THUNK