But....

...if students don't actually go to University how will they be able to sneer, snobbishly down their noses, at those of us who chose* not to go?

*Actually, I've just been corrected by my University-educated colleague. 'People don't choose not to go [apparently]. They don't go because they're not clever enough to get in.'

..I rest my case, M'Lord!

Mine's the one with the copy of The Beano stuffed in a Maths book in the pocket.