You should see the reviews

If you think that the apps are bad, just try reading some of the reviews! They're worse than YouTube's.

A typical example (paraphrasing, from memory) for a children's colouring book app: "Don get this app. Its awful. I though it was good game but it jus for kids". Er, did they even look at what they were downloading?

Or the number of reviewers who complained that the joke "hand x-ray" didn't really x-ray your body....