WHY is this guy spending such a long time studying chimps having sex?

If he's stored video clips of this on his laptop, will he get done for illegal pornography???

"Yes officer. Its purely for research. Honest. Yes, all 1000 pictures and 50 videos of monkey sex. Want to see a monkey get his meat out for some cute little femail chimp?"

Paris, because she's definitely been filmed accepting a large portion of meat. Several times. Rather noisily.