Presentation is everything...

"My keynote presentations are full of the glamor which is apple, small bursts of text, some pretty pictures and me speaking the IMPORTANT information rather than having it onscreen, if it was all onscreen what would be the point in me being there, I could get a 5 year old to read off a screen, I'm there to show my perspective, understanding and most of all, fill in the gaps to the points which I have highlighted..."

Crikey, did you get a 5 year old to write that too, I nearly suffocated!! I can imagine your presentations would be a laugh!