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In Illinois restores Pluto's planetary status

Paris Hilton

Have a long history of passing ludicrous laws. One gets the sense that many of them are old boys' clubs and they are well aware that such laws are nonsense intended primarily to get a laugh out of the other members.

In this case, the law is also a minor sop thrown to the future-shock crowd, who resist all change of any sort whatsoever. Yesterday the racists who decried a change in status for the uppity blacks, today the Plutoists who resist a simple reclassification. As though anyone cares!

One can't help but wonder, don't they have anything better to do with their time?

Paris, because whenever she's lying on her back, she's prone to saying "oooh, lookie, there goes Pluto overhead!"