@Sarah & IT angle

"IT workers eat junk food."

Not this IT worker. Eating healthy is cheaper & easier, when you know how.

"What's the matter with you people?"

That would bee my question ... Why do supposedly intelligent IT folks refuse to learn how to cook? It's not exactly rocket science, after all ... Humans have been cooking longer than pr0n has existed!

IT angle? She used a cell phone to call the emergency services network. Duh!