Post: Er...Em...Ah...Ahem....Cough
Er...Em...Ah...Ahem....Cough →
Posted Thursday 5th February 2009 17:48 GMT
In Miliband refuses to release torture documents
"We will not release documentation" (Pound Fist on Table)
"Er.....on how the Americans tortured suspects" (Said in a sightly less beligerant tone)
"Em......to obtain inteligence" (Did I just say the American tortured suspects?)
"Ah........because they might not release inteligence vital to our security" (Safe ground here. Nothing is more important to my Vote than mentioning safety.)
"Ahem.....and we all know how reliable inteligence obtained from torture is" (who wrote this briefing?)
Cough.....gained by torturing suspects (red face, pauses, stamering)
An 'embarrassed silence' following that statement would be about the only truthful thing coming out of his mouth. And they cannot seem to understand why we do not trust a single thing they say.
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