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Not called salmonella-on-a-stick for nothing...

Well, according to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/4295701/The-man-who-invented-the-doner-kebab-has-died.html

the inventor made it to 84 years old, so it can't be all /that/ bad for you...