Look here people....
...we know that a doner is not the height of cuisine and is stuffed with things that are not too good for you, but sometimes the need for a chilli-sauce laden meat and salad based bread wrapped food item is sufficiently strong that it could prevent you passing over the event horizon into a black hole!
Stuff official disapproval, I'll enjoy myself how I like and if it hastens my demise then it will have been worth it.
Remember, the object of living is not to put a perfectly functioning body into your coffin!
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