Sloppy reporting here, Mr Page:

"the much-wrangled-over nappies found in Nowak's motor were actually her children's, used while evacuating in the face of Hurricane Rita"

I'm confused now. Does this mean that Nowak is a dwarf with an incredibly skinny arse, or that her kids are chronically obese and need huge nappies?

Either way, I'll bet Rita was glad that the kids wore nappies if they were evacuating in her face.