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How to shoot yourself in the foot 

In Grand Theft Auto IV PC debut gets SecuROM sideshow

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This DRM bollocks absolutely _guarantees_ that I will download a pirated version rather than purchasing the retail copy. I can wait a few weeks for the genuine cracks to filter through the torrent sites, no sweat.

1. Insert shotgun muzzle into trouser leg.

2. Pull trigger.

3. Hop around in agony while your erstwhile customers laugh.

Well done, Rockstar. Well done.

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