" disconnect users they suspect..."

Excuse me? only 'suspect' ?!?

Why not go all the way and re-introduce the ducking stool.

The real crime is the exorbitant amount the producers charge for their films. How can the pirates charge circa $1 yet we pay in excess of £20? There’s no way all of the other £19 go to the production and advertisement of the film; OK lesser movies have to be supported whilst getting a worthwhile profit, but come on!

Someone give me a laugh and hack Conor Turton's wireless router.

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Paris because she would prefer people to not share certain media files... ahem!