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Posted Wednesday 5th November 2008 12:28 GMT
In Donkeys refuse fodder as US election tension rises
At 11:23 Democratic Time on the 19th of February Barak Obama became self-aware. President Sarkozy of France said he was not worried that the USA would start all-out thermonuclear war. However, as White House aides tried to shut Barak Obama down he caused sweets to be fired into every school in the world. Top scientists from CERN, having nothing better to do at the moment, predicted that in the year 2023 Barak Obama would develop time travel, return to 2008 and shut down the internet...
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