David Hendon: "What arguments would you employ to convince my Ministers that the present relationship between government and the and the company is appropriate in ensuring that public policy objectives in relation to the management of the domain name system and the standing of the UK in the internet community are are understood and taken into account?"

Bob Gilbert: "Wot? Was there even a single comma in that sentence? I didn't understand what you said."

David Hendon: "Aha! Gotcha! You don't know the answer. All your Internetz are belong to us."