*Yawn*

Java's slow he says...

*Yawn*

Java's unstable?

*shoots anonymous numnuts in the head*

Java is enterprise grade kit, yes it has a relatively slow start time, and you're perhaps silly to write small scripts in it, but slow it ain't. Try googling for "Java speed myth" or anything like that. Learn about hotspot compiling, learn to use the correct data structures instead of those from a decade ago and perhaps learn to talk out of your mouth instead of your arse - your brain has a shit filter, your arse tends to just let fly...

There is no reason for Paris, but then there has been little of it so far in these comment threads anyway...