...the which quasi-URL I just pulled outa' me Nether Regions:

Um, "Countermeasures Arresting Most Electrical Labs' Totally Obscene Electomagnetick /Scheiss/ " might do...

Because, Doctor Evilord, the hired help just always borrow the labs' portable hard drives on weekends "to do our telework from home on the Interpipes", and just leave them lying all about the trailer-park... At least the ones they don't punt on eBray...

E-e-e-a-w-w-w. (snort)

I'll get me coat now. 'Twas the acronym that diddit...