if you have enough money...

...if you have enoguh money for a Macintosh, a dozen pastel-coloured sweaters, an iPod, (in a few flavours,) an iPhone, a vehicle that runs on smug, and every copy of MacFap 2000 magazine, then you know what?

...You have enough money to pay the ransom for the data we just encyrpted.

"Become sucessful enough?" It doesn't need to be. It can be small and unimportant, so long as it targets the right group.

Rabid, frothing at the mouth flaming can commence now.