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Yurpian: my dicks BIGGER!!!!

Merkin: NO!, MY dicks BIGGER!!!!

Yurpian: NO, NO, NO

Merkin: HA HA Im gonna mushroom stamp your forehead with my magnificent cock.

Yurpian: YOU don't even know what a mushroom looks like you ninny.

Merkin: sure do, hit one in my truck.

Yurpian: your stupid and fat

Merkin: You stink and have bad teeth

etc, etc, etc

I could go one but it got boring after the 3rd line

ahh yes thats the one that says "your all a bunch of fools" on the back