Toupiary

I did not know Ringo wore a wig. I am glad they took it off, he would look better without that beard as well.

I once worked with a bloke from Liverpool, name of George. One of the old school, not one of yer modern limp type, he did not want to go back either, lived in Epsom if you please.

And I would not want to go back to Manchester either. It's not that the place is scruffy (some parts are) but it is lawless compared to the place I left 20 years ago. Just impossible to live there.