"The conspiracy to defraud investigation is likely to be centred on the "hundreds of thousands of pounds" of proceeds from OiNK Clevleand police's press release said they expected to uncover."

"Hundreds of thousands of pounds." Should become a new meme.

Instead they found several pizza boxes - empty.

A few empty cans of cola, and a dirty towel.

Once again our boys in blue prove their worth. Thanks for nothing guys - how abouts you go catch some criminals now.