seems I'm less extreme than I thought ;)

I'll carry on calling mine a mobile.

Mobile phone. Sometimes

Mobile game console. Every day.

Mobile browser. Oh yes.

It took 8 months to receive the 1st call on my first mobile, 11 before I made a call. Sent hundreds of texts along the way. It actually did more service as an alarm clock/watch than a phone. Current smartphone averages less than 5min/month. Sometimes zero. Email wiped out my phone use long before mobiles became popular and nothings really changed, don't even clock up more than 15min of the fixed line in a busy month.